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gingerstrap: cheatersandcucks: You recently found out that you had a very low sperm count. Combined with a woefully small and inadequate penis, you would never be able to give your wife a child. That’s why she’s now interviewing potential sperm donor
I treat it like it’s art, and take care of it, like it’s my child, clean it up like it’s my property. It’s a little obsessive, but it’s the right way to go. It’s such a beautiful thing and it deserves the best service.
bearholdt: dun-sel: fuck babies i remember seeing this before i watched attack on titan and all i thought was it’s a baby and a naked guy with no junk…..is he mad that he has no penis? was he rejected by a woman? is that his child? did his child
whiteandmildblr: lattedrinkingliberal: I am seriously SO sick of this argument. So I made a plain and simple infographic. Don’t expect a fucking dude to pay child support if you keep the child then. Do you have a penis? Congratulations, you
officialgeorgecostanza: pinkbluebec: This is a lot of fiddling with a child’s penis….. Apparently cutting is cleaner and healthier….. Does that sound cleaner and healthier? That poor boy!!!! Keep babies whole!!!! Intact care is so much easier!!!!
wannabeastarshipranger: perchu: wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD they were talking about his height They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
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OMG look at that woman about to knock over her child to protect them from a penis. A PENIS not a bomb. God, people are fucking stupid.
penis-hilton: yungmoth92: jrunk: can ur child serve like this oh my fucking god me as hell
dominothecat: “Mom, my penis hurts again.” “Don’t worry, my child, climb up on me. Mommy will always help you.” mp4 | gfycat
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
revolutionarynoodles: kiplingwasafurry: shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males
demons-demigods-benders-bucky: shmapey:justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t
timothydelaghetto: shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for
mysmalldickedhusband: As you can see, my husband has a very small penis. It is only 3 3/4 inches long and it is thin like a breakfast sausage when fully erect. His adolescent sized penis made me think of him as a child and I stopped having sex
penis-peeper:sbtg-outofcontext:feral-flower-child:scholarlypidgeot:randoms-jingle-jamboree:penis-peeper:penis-peeper:penis-peeper:starwarsfreak19:penis-peeper:penis-peeper:being attracted to men is a gift actuallyIf you tell people their attraction to
justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as
floozys:people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
floozys: people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
shmapey:justmyflawedlogic:lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
meme-daddy420: wannabeastarshipranger: perchu: wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD they were talking about his height They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke. It was both a penis joke and a joke about
prolixins:pear:oh penis christ yes, my child?
best-of-funny: justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim
cyrus-breeze:I don’t understand why people are so against trans women being able to use the correct bathroom because they don’t want their girls to see a penis in the bathroom. Like, if your child child is crawling under stalls and peeping at other
soujisexual: if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains
flocksofknives: captioned-vines: penis-hilton: me Child: “Later, hater.” My life
