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I am fairly certain I could do this in one of my corsets. Maybe if I get over a hundred followers I will and post of picture of me doing it. Incentive? victorianerotica: As a mate of mine cleverly captioned this, â€œtea for two?â€

Certainly not the raunchiest shot of Kim Chambers - trust me, the Internet is FULL of those - but this snapshot is rather charming. White shirt, striped tie, glasses and khakis? Office internship or Harry Potter parody? I wore this same outfit in the

Olivia Munn. Not a big bust model, actress or stripper from the Big90s and certainly not over-endowed but just very, very pretty. Sue me.

d1ck3dd0wn: STRONG STROKE GAME ♪stroke it for me, stroke it for me, stroke it for me, stroke it for me♪ This guy is certainly rocking my boat

Faye says: “Here’s the mascot for this site, Melissa Mao from Full Metal Panic. Like me, she likes guns and drinking, though not at the same time, I must point out for both of us. She’s certainly not as ladylike as yours truly, but

hessomuchbigger:“I know it’s rough at first, but believe me, once you get used to it, you’re not going to ever want to quit. Personally I think your husband is stupid for wanting you to do this, but hey, his mistake and I’m certainly not gonna

pinkbabyprincess: floatycrownythingz: A quick reminder of who’s in charge and it’s certainly not me.(Please please please don’t remove my caption!) This might be the hottest thing I’ve seen today

familialfantasy: Mum told me when we first had sex that she wanted a fuck buddy, not a lover and that I better be prepared to fuck her the way my father won’t. I’m certainly not complaining!

exodusofmetaphors: Watching Shaw

softesteve: “I look in a mirror and I see all the faults I’ve lived with for 35 years and yet people go kind of nuts for certain things about me. It’s not me being humble. I just think it’s weird.” (x)

floatycrownythingz: A quick reminder of who’s in charge and it’s certainly not me.(Please please please don’t remove my caption!)

peering: because who needs ovaries anyways. certainly not me.

hoiphalloi: who says baldies with glasses aren’t hot? certainly not me…

I get a lot of asks that involve mixing 2 really odd characters of mine together and it…really bothers me lol My oc’s are all grouped into their own individual universes and the likelihood of them interacting with certain oc’s is

jilliciouscaptions:I came home to see my kids fucking on the couch again. I’m certainly not upset about them sharing their love together but I am upset about them not putting a towel on the couch first. ME GUSTA COMO GRITA MI HERMANA, CUANDOME LA CULEO&h

Hi, everyone! Believe it or not, it’s my birthday again. This past year has involved a lot of change for me. When l look at what’s different in my life, it makes me think about my long-term goals and the prospect of growth. I feel less certain

knottedodyssey: vixyish: kaijyuu: queensquishy: ms-mochyn: hipoh: i actually let out a tiny scream of joy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Valais Blacknose sheep for those who obsessively need to know what an animal is when they see it certainly not me. Also

tinysaurus-rex: Let me start out by saying that a) I’m generalizing and not talking about every member of these “breeds” simply the average member and b) this is not to say other breeds are lesser, Rex is certainly not a feral pigeon and I think

floatycrownythingz: A quick reminder of who’s in charge and it’s certainly not me. (Please please please don’t remove my caption!)

floatycrownythingz: A quick reminder of who’s in charge and it’s certainly not me. (Please please please don’t remove my caption!)

youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re

woodygaythrie: I’m not sure how people walk away from certain episodes of Black Mirror thinking the main point is, like, “iPhones are bad and technology is scawwy!!” And not “in capitalist systems and institutions where inequality persists, technology

oddbagel: Here goes another shitty clickbait countdown video that I’m not going to watch. How dare it try to tell me what video game moments scared me as a kid. There’s only one video game moment that ever scared me, and it’s most certainly not

i dont consider myself an “alpha” male, but im certainly not a “beta” male either. i dont like leading or following, but if i have to lead i will, and if it makes more sense to follow i generally will do whats asked of me. i wonder

nickyjez: PHOEBE U R A FERRET NOT A SHARK AND CERTAINLY NOT A FEDEX MAN, U R RIDICULOUS me right fucking now

oddbagel: Here goes another shitty clickbait countdown video that I’m not going to watch. How dare it try to tell me what video game moments scared me as a kid. There’s only one video game moment that ever scared me, and it’s most certainly not

anonis-almost-art:Just hadda do something.. haven’t done anything in ages. Dashie can never resist.. but then, who could resist the cutest thing in the universe? Certainly not me! X:

hvit-ravn: it doesn’t look like as i imagined… certainly not as innocent as i found… damn…

antoinetripletts: “This young man has done a lot of things wrong. I’ve seen him do a dozen things wrong, but let me tell you something right now. He is not a bad young man, and he’s certainly not a criminal. He dated my daughter for years and we

that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently

laneypwrites:I still have the eraser my friend gave me in 1st grade. I still think of my childhood best friend when I go to a certain restaurant. I still have a Valentine my friend gave me in 4th grade. I still have the pencil my friend gave me on the

submittingtomama: littlerooprincen: mike-the-tbdl: kitty-in-training: nevver: Edible Chocolate Legos THIS IS NEEDED littlerooprincen Buy me these Legos, which are most certainly not chocolate, so that I can play with them and definitely not eat

dissociating-in-dystopia: dissociating-in-dystopia: My solution to questioning my gender identity is to just ignore it tbh Am I a girl? Am I nonbinary? Who knows because it’s certainly not me who does

occidentalthoughts: ontheotherbus: pizzaotter: jorielueker: tastefullyoffensive: [collegehumor] Dr pepper got me The opposing sides of Neil Patrick Harris got me tbh… You should almost certainly not trust Doctor Strange with you life Doctor

i love kouao so much i'm just. fucking hit me with a trashcan.

princesssansa: bad thing about consistently staying up late is you need a whole other meal at 1am

subboyjames: I might make yet another comeback. Will I stay this time? Who knows … certainly not me. :D Planning an extensive photo-shoot over the weekend. Stay tuned. ;) If you have requests, now is the time to ask!

websissy: I had agreed to let my pretty wife cuckold me. I had agreed to wear a cock cage and let her have the only key. I had certainly not agreed to suck her lovers. The first day she had me locked she put me on my knees in front of her boyfriend

onigil: 12 18 Days of SnK: Day 15: Favorite Ship BONUS ROUND! [2/2] Ereri, in certain contexts. (Not cavity-inducing fluff, for instance. Give me some hero-worship and discipline.) Auruo and Petra. SOB. Jean/Marco. ALSO SOB BECAUSE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

This is why I hate talking to certain people they just don’t reply and leave me in the dust *sigh* I know…It’s me

Friendly reminder that what someone may or may not eat does not have any affect on their worth as a human being

undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND

glumshoe:glumshoe:Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how. Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female

janan3s: I never get used to these inspections and certainly not when she does it with another woman present, in which women I know are the most terryfying. Standing before them is dreadful, letting them touch me and test me is even more horrific. But

ben-hiddle-batch: “I look in a mirror and I see all the faults I’ve lived with for 35 years and yet people go kind of nuts for certain things about me. It’s not me being humble. I just think it’s weird.” Ugh i wanna beat some self esteem

The word “cactus” derives, through Latin, from the Ancient Greek κάκτος, a name originally used for a spiny plant whose identity is not certain.

i still have NO idea why Javier Bardem showed up in my dreams last night (tho i’m certainly not complaining!!), but i do know it possessed me to buy Eat, Pray, Love on dvd today…even if i know it’s not the best movie. lol anyone

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. i do not need you to feed me answers to my history exam. the name of the fourth US president was most certainly not ‘Meow.’

Sam Smith - Not In That Way Lyrics “And I hate to say I love you When it’s so hard for me And I hate to say I want you When you make it so clear You don’t want me I’d never ask you cause deep down I’m certain I know what you’d say You’d

sarcastically-sardonic: Don’t you dare compromise part of your being. Not for anyone and most certainly not for people unwilling to meet your monsters -Serenity || Don’t You Dare, My Dear, 01-11-15

1nt0them1stpornroll: A couple weeks ago I took these photos is a nearby park. This secluded boardwalk is closed off due to disrepair, but nothing was stopping anyone (certainly not me) from walking right up.

whatmakesmysissypussywet: sissy-pussy-galore:The blowjob is not over until our Domme and her bull say so, and certainly not until sissy’s been fed every delicious drop of that manly cum. Mmm, yummy. This… is… true… bliss…This drives me wild,

her-master: Too exhausted to stand up? Too exhausted to answer me? Guess what… you’re not too exhausted to be beaten more, and you’re certainly not too exhausted to fuck…

So sorry you don’t like my hair back in a pony tail or that I ignored your suggestion to let it down. I do not wear my hair a certain way just for you. Get over it.

vixyish: kaijyuu: queensquishy: ms-mochyn: hipoh: i actually let out a tiny scream of joy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Valais Blacknose sheep for those who obsessively need to know what an animal is when they see it certainly not me. Also the babies are

notonthetest: You are killing me! Ok, not killing me but certainly driving me wild with desire. :) So very hot.

thatdoodlingpony:So a certain horse seems to have a thing for size difference.A very, very brave horseBRING IT ON

londonboy45: “Let me make this perfectly clear - I’m not nice. I’ve never been nice and I’m certainly not going to start being nice anytime soon. If you can handle that, then we’re made for each other. If not, then move along.”

priveting: It took me a while until I finally got to learn it’s not ok to apologize for my feelings. Feelings are not something to be ashamed of. I’m not sorry for being sad, I’m not sorry for being mad and I’m certainly not sorry for being happy.

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