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hipster-aesthetics: hipster blog Cause he made me complete. And happy. And was my everything and I can say that and finally fucking mean it. But don’t worry, he’s not mine anymore. And that just kills me just a lot.
peppermonster: sixthday: gonkdroid: Why isnt there a girl like her near me? wtf whoa you reblogged a picture of me, then we meet on stickam LOL cool. unless this was reblogged after we met… i was asuming it was before cause its not directly from
I was trying to explain this commercial to my friend last week and I was laughing sooo hard. I don’t even know why cause it’s not that funny, it normally only makes me laugh a little.
fallenpotter-deactivated2015100: “He was asking for it,” snarled Dudley.“Oh yeah?”“He cheeked me.”“Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been taught to walk on its hind legs? ‘Cause that’s not cheek, Dud, that’s true…”
capsep: worthless-art: capsep: this was my old icon lol wut you made naked me your icon that’s so hilarious why didn’t i know about this omg i’m flattered I was very hush abt it cause I didnt know if youd be pissed Im glad ur not
geekyswingers: Another gif and another hot view of my girl and one of our best friends cumming together. Quickly followed by round two and three with me joining in —Mr Geek One of the first GIFs we posted. Not the best quality cause hey it was our
Being owned by a lesbian was *your* sexual fantasy, not mine. Me? I went along with it cause the idea of a free servant was compelling. But you knew from day one that sex wouldn’t be part of it. Cooking, cleaning, sure. But I told you at the beginning
bkbgang: Jus a lil somethin not much (nosag) But I was On my way! Out the mall n he was on his way in. Now I seen him from the front n I jus knew he had ass he seen me lookin at it when we was walkin past each other cause I looked up n he was all in
To the anon that sent me a 6 part story it was adorable!!!! But sadly tumblr must of ate part 3 cause it’s not in my asks so that part was gone :c but from the rest I read it’s lit with cutness!!
Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took
sabrerine911: Finished the Joseph Linsner Ivy vs Batman tribute recreation piece.Shame I couldnt give it more time to actually make it a clean one,but alas it was either this or me not finishing it ever,cause Im lazy as fuck XD
sixpenceee: Fly Geyser in Nevada, USA is not a natural formation. It’s a man-made geyser created by accident in 1964 when an explorative well drilled in the area was either left uncapped or not capped properly, causing dissolved minerals to accumulate
kosmik-kiko replied to your post: My bf and I have ammmmmazing sex but I haven’t squirted… I hate myself cause its like I’m showing all the signs but it won’t happen.. What is wrong with me? *not everyone squirts* Yeah? That was stated in the
absolutely-walnuts: if you have hearing loss & ask me to repeat something & I say ‘nevermind’ I promise it’s not cause I’m a jerk treating you like an inconvenience, it’s cause I realized what i said was fucking stupid
madeoftungsten: “It’s not that you would mess with my headI believe that you believe what you saidYou think you know me best and you care but that’s not fair‘Cause I don’t really wanna be seenIt must have be the way I was raisedTo sleep with
dudepounder: Finally finished work…it was brutal, my boss was pissed off cause I was not fast enough. He wants me to go see him, he’s a total fag and I need to keep this job. Me for my job…works every time
sooooooooo, does legend of korra suck or not? cause i remember for a while there everyone was talking about how absolutely terrible it was comparatively, and now everyone loves it. bring me up to speed on this shit.
winterayars: knifeandlighter: how did ya’ll not skip school? i had teachers who literally had no idea who I was cause they saw me so rarely. I had teachers who wished they didn’t know who i was. i had that too, it was radica- h-ow did i graduate.
tanjonathans: “You kissed me ‘cause you was sad. It was a pity kiss and now you don’t know how to act around me. Go ahead, reject me. I can handle it. I’m not just some hoodrat who can’t see he ain’t got shit to bag a girl like you.” “Papi…
bunnybo: wrongonesin: It was my mom’s cries that caused me to burst into my parents’ room. I’d thought she’d hurt herself, or worse, but I was not prepared for the scene that greeted me. On the bed, Mom lay naked, legs spread wide apart, emitting
I was able to download the new episode off iTunes without breaking the files and needing to revert to a restore point. I’m not sure what changed to cause it to work when it has been causing me so much trouble lately but I’m not going to complain about
musictodr0wnby: “It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.” Never not reblog Okay, I’m completely disregarding the fact he was on the album cause c’mon he’s pretty cute
if i don’t message back, it’s not your fault. you are not bothering me.
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: It was, I laughed so hard. You can smack your gum all you want, doesn’t bother me. I didn’t think you’d cheat anyways. You like that I’m an angel? Hopefully he was wearing jeans and not shorts cause that would hurt.
jordan-reet: Mhm. I was hoping you did, cause you’re stuck with me. [He flashed her a wink.] I’m glad it’s not just me that feels this way then. I don’t consider it being stuck with you when I want to be with you. [ She smiled before giggling
oziomathewicked:My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made me
newlifeahead: It was what she wanted. It was what we wanted. There was no part of her, which did not make me want to fall to my knees in gratitude to the gods who caused our paths to cross. From her high arched feet, graceful well defined legs
moo-im-a-goat-loki: just-a-gay-bitch: one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob That was wild from start
It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated, but honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.
oziomathewicked: My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made
chubby-bunnies: 21. US16 I never understood why “fat ass” was supposed to be used as an insult. Because I have a lovely fat ass and proud of it. http://maybeimabadperson.tumblr.com/ I keep telling my wife that. But she must not believe me cause
Text: Hey, I know you're sleeping. But I'm laying here doing nothing so I was twiddling my thumbs. Then I pictured you right beside me. And it kills cause you're not. So I turned my computer on, printed out a picture of you and tape it to my teddybear.
elizabitchtaylor: elizabitchtaylor: the thing about emotional abuse is that the very nature of it causes you to second guess whether it was real or not fucks me up that this post resonates with so many people
iridessence: thighsweat: My white coworker just told me to not say nigga anymore because its offensive to her. I asked her why and she said it was cause she has a black bf. *shakes head*
newlifeahead:There was a time when being this exposed would have horrified me. Now I delight in it, not just because it pleases him, but more, that he likes to see me, revel in the idea that I belong to him, and see the excitement he causes me. (tn)
doughbvy: Hours before the plane crash.. There’s somethin about this picture that gets me teary eyed just cause it was not her time to go & her smile in this picture proves how happy she was honestly. It’s just not fair
doughbvy: Hours before da plane crash.. There’s somethin about this picture dat gets me teary eyed just cause it was not her time to go & her smile in this picture proves how happy she was honestly. It’s just not fair
samxdean: Cas? Cas, I hope you can hear me, that wherever you are, it’s not too late. I should’ve stopped you. You’re my best friend, but I just let you go. Cause it was easier than admitting I was wrong. I don’t know why I get so angry.
yurslave2own: Mary became very angry with you during target practice. I do not think you opened your mouth completely when it was my turn sissy bitch. You caused me to lose. I think 30 minutes of this will teach you to play fair next time!!
actuallyxana: limey404: i yearbooked i yearbooked hard have some pines twins, grades 9-12 that last one makes me sad cause it looks like mabel tried to do the thing and Dipper was like ‘nah’ and I’m not okay with growing up okay
kurtdonaldcobainn: musictodr0wnby: “It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.” Never not reblog Okay, I’m completely disregarding the fact he was on the album cause c’mon
sacredanalsex:Back when I was young and horny though I’ve said it’s not my fault Once I accidentally joined a kinky anal sex cult ‘cause I met a kinky girl whose hot ass lured me in and after attending the first meeting I came again, again, and
honest-babee: perferted: thanks for letting me hear your voice, xx You’re welcome. Sorry for the disappointment it caused. :PSubmitted by http://honest-babee.tumblr.com/ it was NOT a disappointment. silly boy.
april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. If he’s talking shit then he didn’t really love you, sometimes I hate my ex but
april-26-15: spooky-wombat: candycoatedcowgirl: april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. He’s a poopbitch. You’re much better
april-26-15: mossyoakmaster: april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. If he’s talking shit then he didn’t really love you, sometimes
dilfgifs: DILFGIFS 10K CELEBRATION: FAVORITE DILF PER MEMBER ↳ TAIKA WAITITI — Sonny (@eddieshimbo) OKAY BUT WHO GAVE DAVID PERMISSION TO PUT TAIKA IN LEATHER AND CROP TOPS AND RUIN MY LIFE?
stayburned: overl0rd: had this, it was just weird to drink cause your mind hates that its not clear haha right, but it just tastes like water lol
l-monique: Ya’ll message me knowing I’m from Flint and ask me some of thee oddest shit lol…tht water shit ain’t nothing new…it got legs cause it was publicized, of course when someone gets caught they only remorseful cause they got caught, not
oceanwriting: used to hate the taste of alcohol cause it was only good if you were a grown-up and i was not a grown-up used to hate the taste of alcohol cause it made me think of throwing up in the bathtub and i was not the girl who got drunk and threw
last month my dad was like “you never show me your art anymore” so i sent him an email with like 6 different pieces, and one of them was the nude Centaur!Aradia cause why not, and he really liked it LOL i’m just glad for my parents,
i took off all my posters on the wall facing my bed cause it was just old fandom stuff im not into anymore but now my walls are so barren and it kinda makes me dizzy looking at it, just the vast emptiness but idk what to put up there as a replacement,
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
cherryz-pkidz: hisonemistake: doughbvy: Hours before da plane crash.. There’s somethin about this picture dat gets me teary eyed just cause it was not her time to go & her smile in this picture proves how happy she was honestly. It’s just
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
