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gaggedfts: The Eye Roll: She just totally eye rolled her captor placing more tape. Hmmmm…Not a good idea. I’m sure I’m not the only one, but that kind eye roll would induce a mischievous smile in a captor.Basically, she is asking her captor to
gaggedfts: Take a hint captive: Her struggling and repeated muffled cries are perfect for a captor whom can take the time to enjoy them. But… This captor has to focus on the road! So, if I may offer a bit of kinky advice to this lovely captive: You’re
Work’s been really crazy this week because it’s turnover season. So I’m having an appropriate Mituna Turnover for breakfast.
robtwus: “I think you need to be milked, boy. What do you think?” asked Mike’s captor as he started to unzip the boy’s jeans. Mike was screaming in pain from the position he had been tied in for hours. Hours of his captor ignoring his pleas through
sensualhumiliation: She fought like a champion against her captor, but at the end of the day she was defeated. Now, strongly tied to a pole, her exquisite body has been forced to be exposed. Her captor has infinitely enjoyment keeping her so well control
zippo077: Lured to what she thought was an audition, Chelsea was captured by slavers. Put into a strict ball tie, she could barely move an inch, and was unable to escape while her captors left to arrange transport. As a final indignity, when her captors
captoring: carpeumbra: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever??
captoring: clientsfromhell: I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word. If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message. Whenever
captoring: theoldaeroplane: pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”
captorations:pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and
captoring: stilesanderek: A school in Brazil had all its students protesting after a transgender girl got reprimanded after changing into a female uniform. All the students, including the boys, wore a skirt to school on September 1st in a way to show
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your
pukind: pukind: testing out some brush settings and sketched this guy out since I realized i’ve never drawn him before. and one for this because CAPTORS CAPTORS CAPTORS.
captoring: librarianarchy: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!” It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with
captoring:mmicdotcom:Watch: The FDA will allow gay men to donate blood, as long as they haven’t had sex in a year. Alan Cumming has the solution.gay and bisexual men. i just think it should be noted specially since it’s alan cumming talking
captoring: youtube ads just waste their first few seconds before the skip being like “PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS AD PLEASE PLEASE” meanwhile ppl on vine are squeezing in entire feature film amounts of material into 6 seconds for fun what i’m saying
captoring: strawberry-armageddon:ajinflames:sweetlittlesunflower:spontaneousmusicalnumber:chusovitina:hanamon: kanaya-maryam-is-dead: angryvriska: cyberacat: youtastedalektable: she had a tough time getting out of the block pit IF YOU HAVE NEVER
captoring:but still like… when ppl say… “Person Lastname is so HOT that they make me wish i wasn’t born straight” … like ??… “too bad my EXTREME STRAIGHTNESS prevents me from being AFFECTIONATE and NAKED with this person of my own gender
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
captoring:real-faker:virginmarx:zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s
captoring: i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and i am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back Boom. Stolen.
captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
captoring: i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and i am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back
captoring: when oitnb season 3 rolls around, can we all keep in mind alex is an emotionally abusive, lying, dangerous, unrepentant criminal who literally threatened to rape a girl at one point and all around a very shitty person and not worship her as
captoring:youtube ads just waste their first few seconds before the skip being like “PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS AD PLEASE PLEASE” meanwhile ppl on vine are squeezing in entire feature film amounts of material into 6 seconds for fun what i’m saying
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter.
captoring: boredpanda: Untranslatable Words Turned Into Charming Illustrations *l’appel du vide and *påleggalso, funny to see “tretar” because in brazilian portuguese that means “to start drama with someone”
captoring: honmania: jean-luc-gohard: Waka got a higher ACT score than Steve Jobs and two Presidents, and that’s just great. (x) btw for non americans like me, the score goes from 1 to 36
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny
captoring: noelle-washere: niggas-with-weaves: megustamemes: This guy can spin anything on his finger. I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass. the fact the other guy is
captoring: yasboogie: A Scandinavian health company is using a giant penis mascot to spray confetti on people to raise awareness about the spread of STDs. this suspiciously says “scandinavian” i wanna know which nation is responsible exactly
captorations:i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this oneright at the beginning:and
captoring: gamervsbatman: “Just don’t be anxious” i suffer from crippling anxiety which leads to pretty… pretty bad depression and everybody is like “oh get over it, like you can just push through this, you’ll be fine - just don’t be
captoring: yes
captoring:latin america spans 3 subcontinents and has 20+ countries yet people still somehow think we all share the same culture
captoring: escapedfromsuburbanhell: My biggest contribution to this meme. i literally can’t go fucking anywhere without either being hit on or being yelled at in the goddamn street.I can walk out side my apartment and 2 minutes after i leave while
captoring: piratebay-premium: stormpooperz: eredar: sirkowski: When you see it… what am i looking for Fools got a giant ass molar hanging from the neck That’s not it this literally drained the life from my body
