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sprocketxart:It may come as a shock that Maggie didn’t always have access to sex toys as an adult but that doesn’t mean she didn’t A. Masturbate to gangbang videos all the time and B. know how to improvise.
All these fucking emotionally erratic updates. Hussie does this all the fucking time. He gives us the saddest shit from out of the blue. Then he suddenly updates with something so fucking hilarious that it’s confusing. It’s like, NO YOU HAVE
You can’t really tell, but I have little bruises from the barricade. And I was only on it for like four songs. Jeebus.
jennsnails: Might add a design to these in the next couple days, but the gradient turned out so pretty it was hard for me to cover up…..too bad you cant see it AT ALL. I could not get the colors to show up in a pic, so you will just have to take
What nose?
sythirra: louchan: So, it turns out Keystone Motel is the name of an actual, existing motel in Florida.Which, unfortunately, many SU fans have already realized. And since the episode aired just ten hours ago, six negative reviews have been written for
kingdank420: this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
I found a cartridge that still has like, .10g of wax in it, and I cant believe it was just hanging out in my drawer. Now I’m stoney baloney, eating cookies and cream cereal… having a good time
Music affects my mood instantly, if I’m ever sad or angry I just put my headphones on and it calms me so quickly
so i really wanna start watching Last Cinderella because ..yknow ..Haruma lol but since my laptop doesnt work i have to use my moms ipad and i cant find a mobile website to watch it on /:
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justapepperika: When people use the word accident in relation to omo, it’s always so good. Like the frantic “I’m gonna have an accident” while a hand is stuffed between their legs, or a shy, quiet “I had an accident” with their pants soaked
sheep-boy: “guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr” nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated” “your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected”
sheep-boy: “guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr” nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated” “your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected” is straight
wattpadfic: when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the
noobbear73: This shirt used to fit…. It must have shrunk in the wash. That or I’m so gluttonous I cant see it. Let’s eat!
we just got married and cake already talkin about i take more than i give. bitch you wouldn’t have nothing if it weren’t for me
ask-googlechrome:Have some cute horse pictures!I was making an animation of them on the stream for a new header, but after effects is being a jerk and I cant export it as a gif no matter what I try, so I’ll figure it out later. x3 D’aww~ <3
larryteam: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT DEFAULT MOVIE THEY GO TO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WATCH ONE BUT CANT THINK OF WHAT O WATCH SO THEY JUST GO WATCH THAT /ONE/
Since I now surf tumblr primarily on my phone and so don’t have tumble savior I now realize how often people post ungodly amounts of stuff I don’t care about. It’s really kind of annoying
Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.
I have ruined Christmas for so many people and they dont even know it yet and I cant fix it. I’m such a piece of shit
“when youre told you cant have something it makes you want it more. so im always going to fight for everything i want”
sofreefifi: ……Sooooo…..she can have her blurred nipples on IG but I cant?? Is it the lack of fame or followers IG? Or is it my Squishy that’s the problem?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Inquiring minds would LOVE to know 😒😒😒😒 #justaskingforafriend
thepurpleorgasm: lethallifestyle: kanyeshrugtae:jaethegemini: blackdenimjeans:sundaysatbest:1nostalgicpoet:greeneyes-anddimples:afro-arts:Natural blue eyesIG: cydbehow…..……..wow I HAVE LIVED every feature you think we cant have we got it Reblogging
ladycaracas: gotchi: Why is it that in those weird acceptance or whatever comics that straight people make lesbians are always drawn with that half shaved head and it dyed some strange colour All queer people are punks and have undercuts and dyed hair
bakyura2:when people try to act like puerto ricans have it ~so good~ b/c we dont have to pay taxes or need a passport to visit the usa they often fail to mention that puerto ricans:cant vote in presidential elections despite being us citizens had our
peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: sadmershan: peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF CORN ITS SO STUPID IT DOESNT EVEN TALK OR ANYTHING Its there to listen IT CANT LISTEN IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE EARS
lotusflowersfromconcrete: I hate that mental disorders have turned into a competition. you cant discuss eating habits without someone saying how they survived off green tea for 3 weeks and weighed 4 stone. you can’t discuss your depression because
khadds: blackdenimjeans:sundaysatbest:1nostalgicpoet:greeneyes-anddimples:afro-arts:Natural blue eyesIG: cydbehow….. ……..wow I HAVE LIVED every feature you think we cant have we got it amen.
sheep-boy:“guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr” nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated” “your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected”
korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’ im having
splurgeking: Well By Now Im Sure All Of My Fans Know That I Have A Healthy Obsession With “RYAN CONNER” lol I Cant Help It Man She’s Been My Dream Since A Teen. Plus You Have To Always Show The Greats Love, Before I Fell In Love With Alexis Texas
swallllllllllow: wanting this, why cant i have it, let me have this.
discussing my notp with my friend and i literally have this deep gut wrenching feeling and i feel so sick about how gross it is and even more grossed out about how popular it is lmao
i have such a love hate relationship with steven universe one week i love the episode the next week i hate it and certain characters with all my might
i hate it when tissues have scents on them, like who the hell wants to sniff flower scented perfume when you’re blowing your nose
askbirdkeeperperi: I put them on for same reason you would for any other bird with deadly claws.i cant put it everywhere though, so i have to look out for them trying to cling to places they shouldn’t. I STILL have scratches from a few weeks ago.I’ve
wondersseen: You know the main problem with the “live action” Lion King? Why it looks so lifeless? The hyper realistic style is actually limiting the animators, rather than freeing them. The style makes it much harder to have memorable character
cuchifritos: bitcherovas: bakyura2: when people try to act like puerto ricans have it ~so good~ b/c we dont have to pay taxes or need a passport to visit the usa they often fail to mention that puerto ricans: cant vote in presidential elections despite
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
i have a small desk now with more space and am feeling much more comfortable and content then i have been for months
