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myrrdesketchbook: “….Iku, I was not drowning this time.” “I know, but I decided to save you just in case things would get out of control.” “…right. You are squishing my balls.” “Oh I’m sorry! I can help you to get them in order.”
fistopher: congenitalprogramming: opulentdecay: cantcolonizethispussy: rare amethyst dildo for all my metaphysical hoe needs Wait this is a thing? yes and no. that’s generally called a healing/massage wand but everything can be a dildo if you
hotchocolate1394: 221cbakerstreet: havocados: thisbelleisvegan: sra-foreveralone: The best post I have ever seen. I think I just peed my pants out of happiness. This is what pranks need to look like CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING Thats so nice to
I have this pain syndrome thing that’s triggered by stress and anxiety and right now it feels like im being stabbed in the heart and about to have a heart attack and I know it’ll pass I i can barely breathe rn. I dont even know why I feel
As if having a baby isn’t hard enough, having one during a pandemic and being estranged from family is even harder. I didn’t prepare enough, I’m second guessing myself with every tiny thing, and I don’t have anyone’s help
your-maj3sty: Use a lemon, orange or a grapefruit to start your seedlings. Plant the entire thing in the ground and the peels will compost directly into the soil to nourish the plants as they grow. This technique can also be used to grow marijuana.
wetheurban: ART: Sand Art by Mikhail Sadovnikov We can go ahead and file this under coolest thing you’ll see all day. Artist Mikhail Sadovnikov who used to be a mathematician blurs the line between performance and visual art as he creates pattern after
nsfwjynx: s3xnoises: nsfwjynx: one of those things you look at and think “I’d really like this to be up my butt” Until you see the price tag especially when you see the price tag
domstoryteller: Sis don’t even try and struggle. The football team will be here soon. They all paid ฤ to fuck your ass! I’m going to make this a weekly thing to pay for college. Open up sis, you need a gag. Can’t have you screaming and waking
professor-maka: blame-the-feels: I made a thing inspired by this All of Harry Potter can really be summed up in two words: Fucking Voldemort.
kongoupak: anime-skeleton: spaceplague: kongoupak: I drew this tank girl for some stupid slut who didn’t stick around to see it finished Can tank girls be a thing in order to further sate my WWII autism? There are loads of vaguely canonical strike
fuckyeahbodypositivity: This really can not be said enough. I know some people who really need to read these kind of things.
pugsforthepuggod: giraffewithdicksforlegs: manorbagofsand: The Glaucus Atlanticus Sea Slug i don’t understand how is this a real thing No, I’m sorry. Those are two different evolution stages of a pokemon. It can’t possibly be real.
bredgirls: hucowmisha: Why can’t this be me? The only thing in your way is you. I’m sure that should you overcome any apprehension and reach out you will find many opportunities.
wk777-personal: axew: The world is a great place and nothing hurts. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING She’s so precious ;w; Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww, such an adorable and polite little girl ;w; ;w; ;w; <3333
Do you ever have those guy friends that make all of these subtle sexual comments at you and you know nothing can actually happen between you two but they’re just so damn good at it
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
lovequotesandpizza: I can relate to this
whiteguysandblackgirlsftw: W, if I came home to this we’d definitely have to have a talk. I mean, you can’t be getting with other girls without me there for the WHOLE thing! -H
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: sktagg23: Please be kidding. (This is why we can’t have nice things.) whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info thank you
unclefather:The Tesla unbreakable windows thing is kinda like when this guy at a kiosk at the mall tried to sell me a cup that “can’t be knocked over” and I straight up full force punched it off the counter and said “that doesn’t seem true”
campyvillain:lohboh:campyvillain:campyvillain:campyvillain:just tried to draw among us crucification but i realized halfway thru tbat the crewmate doesn’t have arms and thus can’t be nailed to a cross so my solution to this was to just draw the thing
skypillar: khfriendlyreminders: skypillar: i know xemnas is full of shit but people use this line so much that i feel like it must be a thing he can actually do and that they’ve seen it happen like maybe before demyx there was some other poor bastard
fuck-itsmiraculous: She ain’t happy..This can either be an AU or a future thing.. you decide?
micma: micma:someone should do some bayo oc prompt thing for inktober so it can get my lazy ass to try to design this bitch faster “someone” my dumbass will do it if enough folks want it
221cbakerstreet: havocados: thisbelleisvegan: sra-foreveralone: The best post I have ever seen. I think I just peed my pants out of happiness. This is what pranks need to look like CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING
narukee: _(：3」∠ )_ ||©zoe
isharton: Thing i learned some time ago! hope you all find it helpful ( perspective grids can be your friend!)
unknownteenage1: things are always bad to me, i can’t be happy, i’ll stay like this forever.
geminitrolls: samuraiexorcist: ladyofthelagoon: : Things that ruin thanksgiving favorite ever I can’t stop laughing at the last one! XD YES IT’S BACK I’M FUCKING THANKFUL FOR THIS BEING BACK
lnfamy: i love this whole assumed notion that poor people can’t have nice things like…oh whats that? you have a 3 year old macbook? that your grandmother gave you as a gift? you’re not poor! you should be homeless and dying!
baathsheba: whatwhoresarefor: Aspire to BIGGER things This is why men love bimbos! Theyre fun, they have a good attitude! They take care of how they look and smile, plus titties. Remember if you’re a brunette you can totally be a dumb bimbo too
shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle: terezi-pie-rope: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: sktagg23: Please be kidding. (This is why we can’t have nice things.) whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info thank you “The scientists found out that pluto dont
tillycottontail: Hey all, so I wanted to do a quick update since this is a pretty important turnabout in my life again :) As if there can’t be too many of those ;) haha. Well I’m moving out from Seattle back to Montana, things just didnt seem to
degradingandabusing:alphagirlfriend-deactivated2022:Public exercises like this do two things. Obviously they tone your bodies so you can be a good girl and look good for your owner. Second they acclimate you to the attention you’re bound to get.
kickznkinks: Brown Skin Always Wins ✨ Don’t let the smile fool you.. I’ll be 31 this year.. I can show you a thing or two 👌🏾🤤😘
jadehariey: durbikins: oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted what the fuck
thepowerwith-in: outsiduhr: mikaylabieber5511: toxic-ponies: i just fell in love with a paragraph? How can you be so in love so quickly… when someone remembers little things like that > What is this from. I must know.
chrysis30:For all you Alphas out there, this is me with your leash to my Vicky cage. When you take me out for people to see your leash into my pants crotch that can only be connected to one thing, they know you own me as your fuck and suck slave.
cerulean-warbler: can’t be tamed This is my favourite thing
assgod: fuckregularlife: assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity This is pathetic lol so fragile
vividvivka: V might stand for victory, but the double V’s can only mean one thing: Vivid Vivka! In fact, could this be the beginning of a sign of greeting when you meet Vivka at a convention or event? I wonder if something like that would catch on…-Prof.
dragonpie: durbikins: oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted what the fuck did I just see
I can be sweet… I deserve something or someone…
broliloquy: hotchocolate1394: 221cbakerstreet: havocados: thisbelleisvegan: sra-foreveralone: The best post I have ever seen. I think I just peed my pants out of happiness. This is what pranks need to look like CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING Thats
ms-curves: I know I usually show stuff that is on the fancier side… but I came across a few examples of things that show that simple can also be good looking (and even elegant). This, for example, is the Masquerade Deity set. The bra is the plunge
lezleefeetsgoddess: This is jus’ gonna be a really really big huge sticky hottt load…Lil’ soft feets can jus’ tell such things…Happy Blacks Friday…Geez… Once a week is jus’ really not often enough…Butt it makes those times that I sneaks
hellabackboy: lolbatty: i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol can birth control barbie be a thing I’d buy it!
whenwillitbegin: lesbianbeef: how can u be straight when this is a thing? how are girls so hot omg well, damn…
premiium: spinalbreak: misterjasonaalon: and goodnight. you can all go home, this is the sickest thing you will ever see whaaaaaatt
quintonspornblog: mormonsinnarnia: User Submission: pfire26“Glad to be out of Narnia and happily partnered! you can have the same thing too. Just forget all the Mormon shame and enjoy life.”www.MormonsInNarnia.tumblr.com Following this cutie
elle-sensuelle: thefilthyunicorn: demonbadger: daddyslilpolarbear: HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!! THAT LAST PHOTO TAKES SOME TALENT. WOWZERS this is one of the most insanely hot things I have ever seen. meow that last one can I be both of them I think my
