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animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
popcornpr1nce: skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now” thats actually
regalrs: See, told you I could get him to lick you clean …… Wow, think we can have him take it straight from my boyfriends cock next time ….. absolutely, and with how geadily he’s licking you I know he would like it too
hobartgloryhunter: I think I should hold more BBQs for my STRAIGHT mates and see if I can suck on their SAUSAGE>
thedelegatefromperu: lordbape: straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013 “Don’t you think he’s attractive?” “I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into guys.” THAT
ohgodhesloose: COLBERT CAN’T EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE STUPIDITY IS SO HIGH. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE. lolz.
2iconic2bait: theshitneyspears: classmate: Can i ask you a question? are you gay? 14 year old me: Amazes me how here in 2017 men who proclaim they are “straight” still think it’s OK for them to concern themselves with somebody else’s sexuality
some-gay-beyblade: wertheyouth: Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired , Center for American Progress @straights who think we should be quiet bc we can marry
rueroo82:fag4urabuse: Every faggot pussy just got wet looking at this real mans cock. I sure know my did. I think I would the painful stretching of my throat for my straight master. My pain, his pleasure. Holy geez can I meet you
naamahdarling: abotl: broliloquy: skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public
zitoune: how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks
badlyinlovewithmom: horny-mummy: Text “Sweety I found you mum/son porn blog on your laptop. I think this is almost the outfit you mentioned me wearing on it. Why don’t you come straight home and you can do EXACTLY what you wrote about to me!”
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
vivianvivisection: straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on
wacha-babies: hotyoutubersex: straight-blazin-all-day-long: re-blogueiro: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr…
tristanaxelrose: When girls think they can turn gay guys straight
thurstin: I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss
thecrimsonalchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip #i actually did not know
generationcucked: ingtld: destroywhiteboys: I used to think I was a straight man…until I saw a REAL man. I realized that I was never going to measure up to those massively hung niggers. So if you can’t beat them…them join them. I’ve dedicated
greatwhiteprivilege: i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual
naamahdarling: abotl: broliloquy: skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”
eurojock131: My straight co worker sent me this by “accident”, so he says 😈 “I️t was supposed to go to my girlfriend” … yeah right. I️ think he’s hinting something to me. Thick coke can cock, delicious 😋
moonstruckari: good-girl-elly: moonstruckari: moonstruckari: it’s so hilarious to me that straight women think they are so irresistible to us gay women that we are just waiting to pounce on them as soon as we’re in the same space like nah we can
skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now” thats actually exactly what happens
tarynel: pleasestopandrew: gochellzgo: k-ameli: shohole: charlibal: Can someone please explain this ?!?!?!? Straight violation. Me. @tarynel What the fuck? He got a cup on (I think) so he probably ain’t feel balls, but still that’s
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS STRAIGHT.
natreidess: “I Think I’m Straight” Gang vs “I Can Fix That” Squad
boredrandom: moonstruckari: moonstruckari: it’s so hilarious to me that straight women think they are so irresistible to us gay women that we are just waiting to pounce on them as soon as we’re in the same space like nah we can smell your homophobia
destielarryy: thedelegatefromperu: lordbape: straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013 “Don’t you think he’s attractive?” “I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into
secretninjachild: #can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night? What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the
I’m so tired and exhausted, and really cold like shivering…and I’m so confused like i can’t even think or see straight…what the hell’s going on forget it I’m turning in early I’m sorry
embarrassedboys: Honestly… some embarrassed boys can make such a fuss sometimes… you’d think this straight boy had never seen a dildo before… granted, its probably the first time he’s seen one attached to a power tool like this though…
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: She straight hit me with,“ sir you can punish me later.” Later? Bitch you really think im dicking you down again? You came faster than a 12 year old finding his first playboy. I ended up punishing her later, it’s hard to
elephantgunshooters: thecrimsonalchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip
gallaooc: faun-songs: broliloquy: skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”
frostygrace: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking
the-tale-of-two-blondes: thescienceofjohnlock: halianfromplanetzork: righteouskungfu: straight-blazin-all-day-long: re-blogueiro: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these
I really can’t tell when straight men are hitting on me. Like I could be holding a conversation with one thinking “wow what an interesting guy!” And suddenly he’s like “do you want to go upstairs to my room/go back to your
hereticspoken: browngirlblues: I really can’t tell when straight men are hitting on me. Like I could be holding a conversation with one thinking “wow what an interesting guy!” And suddenly he’s like “do you want to go upstairs to my room/go
cumslutt: commongayboy: When you’re supposed to be acting straight at a family party but Beyoncé comes on and your parents can’t stop you juststonecoldgay I think i reblogged this earlier but this is absolutely accurate, and worth another reblog.
steampunkette: kittykat8311: robothugscomic: New comic! Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad. This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though. I can think of three movies that do this straight off the bat, and I’d
metaknighty: why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
cakefat: If you find a guy who’s straight up, can dig your kinks, loves your body, but also respects that you’re not just your body, thinks you’re funny, takes interest in you, and has great taste in the arts.. hold on to his ass, cause he’s
oldirv: People think I spend so much time in the locker-room because I’m sporty. Well I AM sporty, but that’s not the reason. Where else can I go, sit around in my underwear, and have fit young ignorant straight guys strip naked in front of a faggot?
sonofjocasta: I don’t know if I can fully explain why I am so fascinated by my son’s cock. I just think it’s beautiful. It’s so straight, long and thick, and the shape, well for some reason it just seems perfect to me. Perhaps that because
female-destruction: Look straight into the fucking camera, whore! Do you think your worthless fucking husband will be as eager to see this video as you were to choke on my fucking cock? Eyes open, bitch! Here, let me help you! Make sure he can look his
joygucci: blackfairypresident: queen819: tashabilities: lil-b00ty-judy: i don’t think y'all understand. this movie was straight up ROBBED for that Oscar. it’s a disgrace. And can I just take this time to say that I HATE how everybody has memefied
