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Do you think a straight man can take a throat fucking like this? Come sound off in my poll.
She thinks her implants are big. I’d send her straight to the doctor for expanders that can go twice that size.
biggerthandad: dirtymikefl: love that view “Do you think Dad will like that view when he sees the tapes? I’m not so sure Mom. Lets give him another position. I’ll pile-drive you and that way you can look straight at the camera."
jaynelovesdick: bitruckerinchastity: sloppyholes: Oh fuck, just give it to me!! Hot i want you to think about the facts sure there are 20 sissies/cd/tg’s for every straight guy that wants us so by that number we can choose to be selective on the
iwannasuckurtrannycock: bussissy: cocks-n-cunts: You’re “straight”, but just admit you’d be on your knees in .02 seconds for that cock! Yes I would Mmmmm…………I just can’t stop thinking about hard throbbing cocks!!
Some days all you can do is hold on and open up for me baby. Did you think I used “fucktoy” as a hyperbolic term of endearment?Of course not. “Hyperbolic term of endearment” is a bit too complicated for someone who’s had their brain fucked straight
rolexz: Eminem’s Top 10 Pieces of Advice For The Kids Eminem is so dope. I think I’m in love with him. And if I ever get his autograph, it’s going straight on eBay. I need him under my bed then he can get into my bed
ju68: ittakesalltypes: Best part of being in a university town? The huge number of straight dudes who can’t get enough and are willing to do anything to get their nut. Like Mike here. Straight. But do you think his dick cared that i was a guy when
darkarcherprince: fbangx: hotyoutubersex: straight-blazin-all-day-long: re-blogueiro: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men
cocksucker4u: cocksucker4u: Can I live without this in my mouth? Well, yes, but why would I want to. I want this angle to take that lovely stream of cum straight out of that spitting hole… Reblog? Oh yes, I see this Cock and all I can think
4u-stin: 4u-stin: Fuck society’s view on being “beautiful.” Each and everyone of you are beautiful, so don’t let anyone tell you differently. Guy, girl, straight, gay, trans, black, white, and every other different type of person you can think
cloysterbell: gallifreyburning: spobysextapes: -You'll grow old at the same time as me? -Together. #I lovE THAT HE CLENCHES HIS FISTS AT FIRST INSTEAD OF GRABBING HER #LIKE HE NEEDS TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN AND CONVINCE HIMSELF THAT THIS IS REAL #BEFO
gunslingerannie: secretninjachild: #can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night? What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she
chekhov: i learned how to make gifs but the only things i can think to gif are videos from my immense collection of straight boy porn
We need to talk about your obedience. Just because I let you pay for my apartment doesn’t mean you can give me lip. If I ever hear the phrase, “But I’m straight!” from your mouth again, you’ll think the last 5 months of denia
n0tdrunk: Just think of all the money I’ll save on dinner dates now I can skip straight to the unfulfilling sex …
Time spent outside can help your bitch get her head straight and think about how to do better.
greatwhiteprivilege:i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual
quasi-normalcy: bigbardafree: I, for one, am so thankful that carrie fisher exists and knows that nobody in space is straight I mean, Obi-Wan is celibate so I can’t tell either way, but I think that James T. Kirk’s pansexuality is about as close
lizawithazed: bolto: idk i can think of a few imagine being cis and straight enough to make that image
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
thecrimsonalchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip #i actually did not know
snakegay: snakegay: interrogationspecialist: snakegay: snakegay: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage
bluepulserjaime: awkwardmermaidhair: labellabrianna: destinyrush: Do straight people think homosexuality is an airborne disease? I can’t I have homophobic cousins and aunties and yes… they actually believe they can catch “the homo” but with
moroccanatay:how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks
princesskuragina:I can’t believe straight people think butch lesbians are scary. I see a butch lesbian and I’m immediately like I would trust you with my life
greatwhiteprivilege: i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual Maybe just a little bit
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
pygme-puff: veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight” “where are the women”
metaknighty: why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like
gayestrey: i can’t believe i used to think i was straight. im glad they fired my old writing team it just wasn’t realistic and was too ooc
skelefolk: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now” thats actually exactly what happens
215couple: I know most my followers won’t get down with this, but i think it’s sooooo hot. This is something that even straight guys can enjoy…Just cause you get a dildo in the butt doesn’t make you bi/gay, your still having sex with a girl.
roymccloud: azurepond: Sometimes sova just can straight up beat dotty, her magic angel form doesn’t turn on all the time. No worries, dotty can take sova normally kek @roymccloud owns le mutt …I think here she just LET Sova have her. xu x;; ;9
adamchanlerberat: why do straight people always think that people who aren’t straight are going to hit on them like you ain’t that hot sit down Ah, but I AM that hot. I enjoy the attention either way though, so gay men can hit on me if they like.
1lazygenius:[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face] Im pro at this. Sometimes I like to think it ULTRA aggressively while outwardly cool… to see if they can psychically FEEL it. =D
estrxlla: mexicaan: procrastinating-writer-rambles: I cAN’T BELIEVE i used to think I was a straight girl I cAN’T BELIVE I used to think I was a girl I hate tumblr. Really.
bibottom18: Soooo, I’ve come to the realization that Tumblr has turned me into a total sissy. I can’t even get hard for girls amymore and I can’t remember the last time I’ve watched straight porn. I really think I need to find a mistress or domme
theawesomeadventurer: gaybaggins: tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell
plaidandredlipstick: i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
exposed-gxys: Some straight guys can’t help but be naughty. Think he likes being called daddy FOLLOW US FOR MORE EXPOSED STRAIGHT GUYS. Formally exposed-straight-guys.tumblr.com Snapchat: exposed-guys
Also, I don’t think Nick’s coming home tonight. I think he’s actually staying the night in the field:/ But he graduates this week, and this’ll end the third week of straight classes. Maybe I can actually get my ID renewed and
For those people who think that gay parents can not raise children the way straight couples can
plaidandredlipstick:i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
ajd1219: ablacknation: I think we should start putting less pressure on gay people to ‘come out’ and more pressure on straight people to stop assuming everyone’s sexuality is fucking straight Can I reblog this forever?
awkwardmermaidhair: labellabrianna: destinyrush: Do straight people think homosexuality is an airborne disease? I can’t I have homophobic cousins and aunties and yes… they actually believe they can catch “the homo” but with homo spirits, that
the-shadowsmiths: mrimmortal: i love jokes about straight people as much as the next lgbt person, but tbh sometimes i think people can go too far with the straight/cis/ally hate my reason for this is because, a lot of these “cishets” that want into
babeobaggins: babeobaggins: babeobaggins: I can’t believe in 2016 the year of our savior girls still care about what straight men think or feel We gotta do better Nothing that men say or think matter!! It doesn’t matter if they say you’re crazy
trillow: i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine
jamiejanssen: aye-its-allisonrae: i dont think ive ever been so hungry in my whole life. straight up. but i can’t eat, i can’t eat, i can’t eat.. i’ll get fat.
quean4bihusband:straight-cock-n-pussy-lover:bi-cuck-in-bermuda:And I swallow too…❤️I married him thinking he is straight, but a girl can hope, right?
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