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UG: Blah blah blah blah tails blah blah blah fluffy tails blah blah butts and tails blah blah-Enjoy UG and isle-of-forgotten-dreams/Sera walking through a park (I WILL ALWAYS MAKE THE TAIL BIGGER EVERY CHANCE I GET!! AND I’M NOT JOKING AT ALL!
chris-ella: You can’t make that kind of jokes. You broke Jyushi’s heart .
Just uploading sketches to show a progress of how I do comics in manga studio. I usually start by planning out the layout of the page, like the panels. Then I doodle out the poses and make them very sketchy, as I can edit the poses with ease in this state
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
maturedadsandmen: mgdmt: You can tell this guy goes around making dad jokes all the time. That’s okay by me. Goofy and self-depricating can be endearing. As long as I get this stud out of those clothes, he can make all the dad jokes he wants
genderjuice: honestly trying to be friendly with non-sjw ppl is horrible, i can’t make any jokes abt my oppressors and its like every time someone says something bigoted and i correct them im the evil ess jay doubleyew while theyre maybe misguided
princess-laya: driad: nyx5: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves I got a medium dick It can talk to ghosts I nearly spat out my tea
firaas786: servicebear: Follow The Feeding Frenzy @ ServiceBear. Thanks to my Followers and the Source of this re-blogged post. Can be making a new baby! Jokes! 🤗😎🇪🇭🇸🇾😊😀
gunshowcomic: really fucked up that night of sleep You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* PATREON! + BACK! PINOCCHIO! + STORE!
cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there
vexture:Reminder to those who don’t experience hallucinations/reality breaks:Please tag your AI generated posts as unreality or the name of the generator you’re using. The distorted faces/backgrounds/objects can be fun to look at and joke
Water. Air. Earth. Fire.Only Sutton can master all four elements.
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
translightfield: tumblr really needs to stop with this “dont explain the joke to the confused person” thing.
chococri: azogthenailfiler: shadowpiranha: benefaris: He took a selfie while Lavellan was shopping. ELFIE SELFIE I CAN FINALLY MAKE THIS JOKE PRAISE BE THE CREATORS Elfie Selfie
kunaigirl: joshnewberry: Honestly Steven Universe is a great show that all ages can enjoy but for the love of god stop making jokes and comments about how “it isn’t really for kids” every time something even a little dark or serious happens.
mrhelicoprion:ofide:ofide:damn i wish i had #relatable intrusive thoughts like y’all so i could make jokes about them but all i get is things so horrible i can’t even put them into words ://but of course the idea that like intentionally spilling a
problemactic: kalminde: plasticbagvevo: backtoabettertime: can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light Lmao lame jokes. what did u say
scribbly-z-raid: A sequel of some sorts to this comic. Maybe there will be another continuation to this if I feel like it/have the will power to google more bad jokes.My friend says I’m funny but Idk I can never make anyone intentionally laugh. I just
thivus: carnival-phantasm: soy boy versus onion warlord
hxmoerotic: trans people: we are being attacked and murdered for being trans and can’t go outside without feeling unsafecis people: listen i know that’s hard and all but some frustrated teenagers on a blogging site are making jokes about us and i
apathytoagony: Lmfao I can’t believe I’m laughing at this but what did she do!? Despite the fact that she has so many issues with her appearance she has had multiple surgeries to disfigure herself in an attempt to be pretty, she makes jokes on other
kingjaffejoffer: Making jokes about Vine’s demise when you know that Tumblr can easily be next, the way this dumpster fire is going
hip-hop-addiction: snooshie: selenophobic: Holy shit OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN. Hahahahahahha so what man he can’t make a joke ?
death-by-dior: marvelcolm: “You can’t have comedy without people being offended.” This means “I am a white male. Nothing offends me and I’m not creative enough to make jokes.” Seth macfarlane
I am allowed to use humor to cope with my disorders. It's how I can get through it. This does not give you permission to make jokes about mental disorders. Do not mock a pain you haven't endured.
geekygothgirl: ladyfianut: fun fact! as a disabled person, I can make jokes at my own expense in relation to my disability, and that’s fine, it’s kind of empowering to do so, like a coping mechanism but aside from a few small exceptions (and those
magicalmuslimunicorn: why make jokes about rape and be homophobic while playing call of duty when you can pretend your whole platoon is homo and you have to fight to protect your boyfriend i mean come on
swoz: gunshowcomic: really fucked up that night of sleep You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* PATREON! + BACK! PINOCCHIO! + STORE! I have skill focus sleep and skill focus wake
lagiacrus:i know people make jokes about how ‘[year] was bad’ but can we agree collectively that 2016 has genuinely been the worst year on record for like the past couple
Conspiracy theory!Terrorism is funded and encouraged by big cinema so that they can make epic pro American hero movies
pathologising:actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
rawalexis: I really can’t tolerate when people make veganism into a joke. Cruelty isn’t a joke. Exploitation of sentient beings who can’t give their consent isn’t funny. Torture of innocent beings who can’t defend themselves isn’t laughable.
sylinoir: onlyblackgirl: T-Pain - Buy U A Drink (Shawty Snappin) A CapellaReminder that T-Pain can actually sing his lil ass off. I’m so mad I spent the last 8 years of my life making jokes about what T-Pain would sound like without autotune.
lovekardashian: “If you want to call me names, make jokes, doubt my intentions, go ahead. Because the reality is, I can take it. But for the thousands of kids out there coming to terms with being true to who they are - they shoudn’t have to take it.
phan-girls: mandrakara: rin-is-albicant: my three favorite tumblr games: “Is that John Green?” “Spot the Vegan” and “Find the 12 year olds” One of my favourites: “CAN I MAKE A SATAN JOKE OUT OF IT?” I like to play: “Which fandom
jaclcfrost: instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone’s weight you can not do that
lordbape: i’ve known people that are always making jokes because they don’t ever want to feel vulnerable.. it’s like putting up a barrier between themselves and the person they’re talking to for their own protection.. “how can you try to
crippled-bowties:So I was recruiting for my schools annual blood drive today at lunch. I asked my friend if he would donate and he said, “I can’t, I’m gay.”Since we are good friends we male fun of each other and make jokes at our own expense and
harrysrad: people can make jokes about eleanor all you want even if she is a beard she hangs out with louis more than you ever will, talking shit about her does nothing
I’M NOT GOOD AT BEING ASKED SERIOUS QUESTIONS. HERE LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!You know the phrase “—my ass!”? For example:Carl: “Johnny, I just had a serious make-out session with Patrick!" Johnny: "Make-out session
spookydoodoo: thespookingdead: spookydoodoo: Whites are so sensitive. They want their right to call an entire race of people ugly but we can’t make mayonnaise jokes without them freaking out. i’ve never once heard a white person “freak out”
theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly
danisnotawuss: you can make jokes about macklemore if you really want to i guess but you also need to give him some damn RESPECThis song “Same Love” has a message about how being gay is not a choice and no one should feel bad for being gay and that
inthetags: reblog and put in the tags the canon status of your otp and how it makes you feel
urafreakazoid: All I want is to have someone to be cute with. Like I want someone that I can spoil and make jokes with. Someone that is actually interested in my thoughts and wants to be with me. Someone that will want to cuddle and watch Disney movies
theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly
Listen, I can handle the super-clones with foot long boners and bulletproof moisturizer, the paraplegic Italian mobster in a wheelchair that would make KITT from Knight Rider kill itself from shame, and the toilet-induced mansion earth quakes, but you
kris-seaotter:crippled-bowties:So I was recruiting for my schools annual blood drive today at lunch. I asked my friend if he would donate and he said, “I can’t, I’m gay.”Since we are good friends we male fun of each other and make jokes at our
Hmmm a little bit, though I can totally see them doing it as for like a joke or something (Ruby’s fury mixed with Sapphire pacience can create quite the hilarious juxtaposition), but yes it does irk me a bit when they believe that their characters are
fivetail: I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all But
joshnewberry: Honestly Steven Universe is a great show that all ages can enjoy but for the love of god stop making jokes and comments about how “it isn’t really for kids” every time something even a little dark or serious happens. For one, it’s