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When @jynxiemazie tells me her height, I’m busting out a measuring tape, I think she is trying to squeeze an inch or two on me. We may not all agree on april fools shenanigans on THE GRAM, but we can all agree @jynxiemazie is fine. #chiquita pero
“Can we stop beating around the bush? I see you staring down my dress and I only wore it because I knew you would. I know you want me and I really want you. The only question is, are you man enough to fool around with your big sister?”
“I told you she was used to the big boys. Told me she generally seeks GIRTH. But don’t be fooled…she can clamp down and rip your little weenie clean off if she decides to keep it for herself. But I doubt she will.”
After a few glasses of wine one night, my friend Kara told me she had started fooling around with the new guy she had been dating, and his dick was huge. “As wide as a Coke can!” she said. I chortled, rolled my eyes, and said, “Whatever, bitch!”
girthyencounters:“I told you she was used to the big boys. Told me she generally seeks GIRTH. But don’t be fooled…she can clamp down and rip your little weenie clean off if she decides to keep it for herself. But I doubt she will.”
Don’t you wish you could call me while I’m fooling around? Now you finally can! http://chatstar.com/Odette OMG !
breakabimbo: Some girls you take one look and you say to yourself, God Almighty call me a fool, but I just want to be that crazy dumbass bitch’s therapist so I can manipulate her into sucking my dick AND giving me her whore money.
Faye says: “Oh yes, Miss Mune Mune of Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. Rudie does have a thing for red-heads and glasses girls. Rudie said that if he ever met me, he’d probably act the fool like young Sasshi here. He can’t help
teen-cuckold: I would never hit someone that can make my wife take her panties off that quickly. Me either, my wife gives her pussy to whom ever she wants. Id be a fool to ruin that in any way.
fetish-variety:This started with just my brother and I fooling around, but now I’m really in love with him and can’t get enough of him fucking me.
Every moment these fools are doing this is a moment they CAN’T be speaking. That to Me is a blessing! Were it up to Me, they would all have locked shoe gags 24/7!
noweveryonesgone: Of course I’m gonna let him lick me. Then I’ll be taking him to the bedroom where he can make me his bitch. I’d be a fool not to while my fiancee is away. wow one super sexy lady
danniiica: If a girl kisses another girl, so what? If a guy kisses another guy, so what? Let me remind you that it’s 2011, one step closer to change. I can assure you that making a big deal out of nothing will only make you look like a fool. Even if
bleedingstrawberry: "But still, I will ask you once more Can you live without me, without any regrets?Yes, because I’m a fool, because I only know you Even though I already know, I’ll ask you once more..." Wow
hooligan181: Fan Choice #3 for http://deltatango77.tumblr.com/ You can tell me you don’t like to watch… but you’re only fooling yourself.
arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had
prfct4us: A little fooling around with my man on the couch. Can you guess what my mouth was stuffed with? I like talking sometimes with my mouth full. Makes me want to eat it!
That’s what you get for making a fool out of me.Now everyone can see what a fag you are!
microkittycosplay: No face boudoir for April fools day! Find me on Facebook for some more photos (I can only post 10 here!) https://Facebook.com/microkittycosplay Or support me on patreon, https://patreon.com/mkcos
Somebody take the computer away from me i was supposed to start my homework 6 hours ago but here i am watching korean dramas and fooling myself into thinking i can watch 3 more episodes in an hour. ;____;
"I'm a fool, you know me My heart's been ripped apart, but I can only smile"
myfairgolightly: You fool! No man can kill me. When you finally come out as a translady to someone
snaics: saltwatersapphy: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw snaw wee you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me
anclarin: rootbeergoddess: locuas642: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of Ū,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet? Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL! The United States Government:
pondwitch: pondwitch: p: Me: tumblr staff please fix chat posts on mobile it’s been like 4 years tumblr staff: but we only have 6 months to work on the next epic april fools joke i have no idea why this post rendered in two fonts or why i can reply
cafe-cardamari: Results of me fooling around with an idea that octolings have fully green eyes like their octopus forms and I kinda like it. A LOT Help. I’ve fallen for fully green eye Tetrox and I can’t get up.
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you scared me 😢 Sorry panda. Won’t happen again I forgive you if I can hug you and rub
sephirajo: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of Ū,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet? Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL! The United States Government: (Watch how many people don’t
chefpyro: my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck* me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you
nessamiibo: hungwy: jerryle3: hungwy: jerryle3: hungwy: You’re a fool for this one @jerryle3 He’s going to be short and there’s nothing you can do to stop me He loves to be long. You have no respect He gets shorter by the minute Im shaking
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: internet-sentences: Please hit me up if you know where I can find more of these surreal ~2014 (?) 4chan memes of female NEETs that I find incredibly compelling You fools. You can’t see the forest through the trees.
atthepriceofoblivion: Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter
queerness-implied: i want someone to kiss me a lot and cuddle me and then we can play video games and fool around idk
I think I love you
caffeccino: “Don’t be a fool. All I want is to save you. Why can’t you trust me?” “Why can’t I trust you?… I’m not sure. I just know somehow… that you’re a liar.” This was a super fun exercise! I realized that my cintiq seriously
pt-anderson:I’m only happy when I’m angry, when I’m sad, when I can play the fool – when I can be what people want me to be rather than be myself.The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976) dir. John Cassavetes
gadgethackwrenchrussiancult: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: internet-sentences: Please hit me up if you know where I can find more of these surreal ~2014 (?) 4chan memes of female NEETs that I find incredibly compelling You fools. You can’t see
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nobunagas-beautician:“What a fool you are. One copy of Skyrim? How can you only have one copy of Skyrim? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No other game or mod can take its place. Come. Give me your
sierralatension:Yes I’m ready for you. This is one side of me but don’t be fooled I can bite and hurt you also #latexfetish #latexcatsuit #fetish #latex #ass #latexdoll. Comment if you like and want more. I can create more
palezma: ME BEFORE: I really like this reference but I can’t use it for a pearlrose picture the way I want to because Pearl would never be able to lift Rose like that. She just couldn’t do it ME NOW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am a fool who underestimated
felkina: “You fools will pay for this, have for fun while you can… What no don’t get that out infront of me… I don’t want your filthy cock anywhere near me!”
holy-moonlight-sword: holy-moonlight-sword: holy-moonlight-sword: none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi go ahead and say something to me fool go ahead and say something bitch im listening
evilsupplyco: “FOOL! You summoned me without a magic circle?”“I can never see the… point… in a circle.”Despite itself, the demon snickered, “…alright that was pretty good, okay, how can I help?”
rainofshadows: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Haha that fucking still photo hahahha I can’t even xD
clickthelock: What’s the matter darling? I’m just innocently bending over.Feeling a tight in your little cage? Can you even remember what it felt like to slide into me and fuck me over this table? What a fool you were to tell me about your little
incipienthappiness: “He could cheat on me and he would never tell me, and he would think less and less of me for not figuring it out. He would see me across the breakfast table, innocently slurping cereal, and know that I am a fool, and how can anyone
novallion: @ace-of-aoba-jousai commissioned me for Riku and gave me free reign, so like a fool I did whatever I wanted. Riku taming his darkness, ya’ll. You can see where my love for Destiny’s jackets has influenced this.
felkina: “Ngh! Dam witch! Trying to make a fool of me after I gathered all of those souls! I will punish your lewd body!” “Ngh yes it feels amazing, your dick is hitting all the right parts soul! Now hurry up and fuck me harder… Or can’t you
jazziedad: zorrabelle: When they look at me What they fail to see Is the love you got me feeling Like I’m dancing on the ceiling I can hardly breathe ‘Cause you’re all I need So when they ask me why I’m smiling like a fool I blame you Damnnnn
noweveryonesgone: Of course I’m gonna let him lick me. Then I’ll be taking him to the bedroom where he can make me his bitch. I’d be a fool not to while my fiancee is away.
