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So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
cumsh0ts-cumsh0ts-cumsh0ts: I don’t even remember the first one. I only let my boyfriends give me cream pies and I haven’t been in an actual relationship for a few years (i’ve stuck to friends with benefits) so I can’t even recall too much
magicalpetals:You can see the sky reflected in the water #2
theadventuresofaandk: That’s what you get for getting stuck in a diaper all afternoon and all night - a sopping, full diaper. You can’t even hide it anymore. You even had to sleep on a protective pad all night to make sure you wouldn’t leak and
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey
kairaanix: m3xd: beiibis: Can you imagine a country so homophobic that you can’t even have a flower rainbow in public without it being constantly set on fire? That’s why we can’t have nice things. Poland. Definitely Pooland.
asylum-art-2: Oddly Satisfying OCD Pictures Oddly Satisfying is a reddit thread where you can post your own photos of meticulously organized things. As you can see, even the humble produce manager can let their artistic hair down and make the world
I’ve been silent on the pronoun discussion taking place on Tumblr, but if you are considering it/its/itself pronouns, can you please provide secondary pronouns I can refer to you with? I am very uncomfortable with the way that pronoun set has
lostinthehorizon: My one and only plant is dying. Why? Because I don’t water it. How can I water a plant if I can’t even feed myself. I’m watching it die, and when I think about it, it’s as simple as pouring water, but I just can’t. Maybe I’m
ladyhistory: annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO
cheeseanonioncrisps: trans-mom: So many people think they’re incapable of cooking but like, you absolutely can cook. Everyone can. It’s a learned skill that takes time and attempt to get better at it. “I can’t even cook eggs” buddy as simple
retacosplay: Sometimes I go through my cosplay picture folders and just think……. 1) what the hell am I doing with my life 2) how can I even explain these …well, I can’t answer either of those questions, but I can share these fabulous masterpieces.
kylesimmonsstache: bastealinghearts: Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art. LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART “REGULAR” ART FANART OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT
swissfa:oh baby… you look so hot after my feeding sessions during the past 3 months. you can’t barely wait to show your new fat on the beach. after return i will give you more rich fattening food so you can grow even fatter… mh can’t wait to see
swissfa: oh baby… you look so hot after my feeding sessions during the past 3 months. you can’t barely wait to show your new fat on the beach. after return i will give you more rich fattening food so you can grow even fatter… mh can’t wait to
kawaii-ao-neko: nniarra: awesome-picz: Eyes As A Canvas I can’t even put my eyeliner on straight wtf is this those5sospunks I can’t do art but I know you can 😏
malebndg: I like mummification with just the cock, balls, nipple and nose exposed and completely vulnerable. He can’t see, can’t talk and can barely even wiggle his fingers. It’s perfect for extended edging, ball torture, nipple work, and some
sharingmyhusband: Kissing your husband while he’s inside another pussy… I can’t even put into words how electric it is. You can feel his lust and his need in the air because he’s yours and you know him so well. You can hear her and feel her warmth
deangirl: freecas: (▰˘◡˘▰) #he can’t even say ‘for me’ #he has to distance himself from how much cas loves him #because he doesn’t think he deserves that he doesn’t think it can really exist #can’t let himself hope that cas
filthywetslut: Being tied up is always a win in my book, but having my face fucked in addition is perfect. I love knowing that I can’t completely turn away, that I can’t control how deep he’s going to shove his cock, and I can’t even play with
milkjunkie13: milksosweet: I guarantee you can’t suck me dry. I can’t even pump myself dry haha. Bet I can ;-)
beautiful-little-savage: severeabuser: Can’t straighten up, can’t sit down, can’t even shift the positions of her feet. This is one of my favorite positions to force a slave into holding; the strain on their legs and back is incredible…especially
jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: onlylolgifs: The Avengers Pancakes okay but I can’t even make a regular pancake So where can I find this man to marry him. Artistic and can cook. Mmmmm
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour is
86champagnepuppies: malawaa: husband material tbh i still can’t believe this i can’t even get something in the trash can from like two feet away half the time
fatherdaughterincest: She can’t wait till the next time she can see her daddy again. She can’t even make herself cum anymore unless she’s thinking about him.
tehjakers: exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey @juststonecoldgay @chris-says-no About
annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously
this fucking meeting. i can’t even. i want to get away from everything, go away where i can just not have to deal with everything. i haven’t written anything good for myself in forever. i’m hitting a wall. everywhere. i can’t seem to do anything.
averypottermormon: ladyhistory: annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ
heyitserinface: rifa: nicejob-sexy: pohchaymoochka: Can we talk about Jeniffer Lawrence? Can somebody PLEASE talk with me about Jennifer Lawrence?! How does she do this?! I can’t even display this much emotion in REAL LIFE. Fuck, I am so glad
diabolictitfucker: sacohen: I noticed that bulge in your pants. I can guess that you would rather put your cock here instead of this can. OMG Lucy you can’t even imagine how much I want to slide my rock hard cock between your soft big tits
maxluman: beiibis: Can you imagine a country so homophobic that you can’t even have a flower rainbow in public without it being constantly set on fire? That’s why we can’t have nice things. Poland 👍🏻😐
0newishh: faintbliss: everuthinguwant: myteenagedaydream: words can’t describe this…. just…wow. cant stop starring at this omg i love this so much, i can’t even explain how much i can’t wait to experience this
mordodirosa: smeasel: can you fucking chill can’t even get a pic of the falcon bow but can do all this shit lol
When pieces ache and break Promises shattering like bones Take in all the pain Hold it close Remind yourself This is what it is to be alive
bumsrmytning: Oh my God he’s going to cum inside me… And I can’t do a thing about it… I Can’t even tell him I’m not on any form of birth control…. and to make matters worse I’m ovulating…. Oh SHIT he’s pumping his cum I can feel him…..
"It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
nopowerintheversecanstopmeblr: becausemisogyny: This is what it means to be fully at the mercy of another person. You can’t close your mouth. You can’t stand or move away. No one will hear you. You can’t even swallow your saliva. He’ll do what
daily-esprit-descalier: “Let’s go to places we can’t even pronounce, eat food we can’t recognize and do things to each other we can never speak of amongst friends.” — daily-esprit-descalier (via daily-esprit-descalier )
positivedoodles: Since I hit my latest goal on patreon, I can now post longer comics on Saturdays. When I reach my next goal, I can add even more things to the project. If you want to help, you can pledge for just 1$ here, and in exchange, you’ll get
shez-a-bitch: awktastic: sexmesahyounie: slap—that—bitch: karleytess: shortsgasm: If y’all can reblog drunk girls partying you can reblog a picture of a mother finally getting to see her baby. can you even imagine this feeling? I couldn’t
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey @sft425 me
goonedforgood: hookedanddrooling: “Oh my god. Are you serious? This is all I have to do to get you stroking? You really can’t help yourself, can you? Can you even hear me right now?” One Tit Out Rule’s Me OH Fuck…
fatherdaughterincest: She can’t wait till the next time she can see her daddy again. She can’t even make herself cum anymore unless she’s thinking about him. It’s true. ^^
shez-a-bitch: awktastic: sexmesahyounie: slap—that—bitch: karleytess: shortsgasm: If y’all can reblog drunk girls partying you can reblog a picture of a mother finally getting to see her baby. forever reblog omg can you even imagine
vulned: Hey I still can’t answer fanmail (I thought they got rid of that feature tbh), and if your ask box isn’t open then I can’t even try to respond to you. Thanks for sending nice messages that way but I can’t respond! I thought it was
futakawaii: Come on. You can do harder than that right? I can barely feel your cock inside me! Nnngggjhhh. You can’t even get me hard!
i-like-her-tied:I wonder how long she can stay like that. Tied so tight she can’t even move. I love the addition of the nipple clamps, adding to her predicament. How long can she stay like that. And what reward will she get for meeting her “goal.”
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour
becausemisogyny: This is what it means to be fully at the mercy of another person. You can’t close your mouth. You can’t stand or move away. No one will hear you. You can’t even swallow your saliva. He’ll do what he wants with you.
crownvetch: princessnitty: It must be really nice to be a man. I saw a shirtless man with ear buds in, jogging by himself at night. I can’t safely do anything like that. Can’t even do one of those things safely I can’t do a single one of those
