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letsfuckboys: danlovesdicks:fraternityrow:Im calling in reinforcements, but dont worry, my tongue will be in your ass momentarily ;) You want to serve me, you wish to pleasure me as one of your chores, then learn to clean my cock with your mouth.
castiels-playdoll: It was the first week of college, the first English class. Dean was sitting pretty much in the middle of the big classroom. Professor Mills was keeping a name call in front of the class. “Charlie Bradbury?” “Here!” “Benny
fuku-shuu:fuku-shuu: “He is a dealer in death; everything he touches withers and fades, and she is no different. Now, he lays his blood-stained hands on himself, and waits for her call.” — One by soterianyx » Smoke & Mirrors
duck-speak: and here’s the second part to the second installment of my AU, where callaghan is the backup and yama is the villain! i will probably just call it the AegisAU…other comics in this AU: [1] [2]some extra scenes: it seems like a certain
malformalady: A stream in Tomtor, Russia, that never freezes because of the hot springs. The vapor, coming out continuously, freezes instantly over the trees all around, creating very bizarre shapes. Томтор, as it’s called in Russian, is a small
monkeyslavegirl: bigwhitedaddy1: When Tasmisha got called in to audition for a modelling job, she was thrilled. Right up until she arrived at the studio and found only a shaven-headed white man with a bunch of racist tattoos waiting for her in the nude,
mujer-encabronada-blog: The phenomenon of the female homicides in Ciudad Juárez, called in Spanish the feminicidios (“femicides”) and las muertas de Juárez (“The dead women of Juárez”), involves the violent deaths of hundreds of women since
mysammybutlerlive: Football Hero: Trenton Ducati and Brandon Wilde by IconMaleBrandon Wilde gets called in to see the team’s physiotherapist Dr. Ducati, to have him check out an insidious pain in the player’s leg. Brandon soon learns that the real
thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is
punkbread: i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
homurakyouko: i was driving home with my mom and what the hell came on the radio. my mom was like “hmm i havent heard this song in a while” so she raised the volume well turns out it was a request by somebody who called in as “komaeda”
kissedbyflames: “I think it gets so much easier to let things roll off your back. It’s such a business of hurry up and wait, and if you let it get to you it will drive you absolutely insane. Like, ‘Why was I called in at four in the morning
eroscott: Don wrote highly erotic mystery novels. When he had trouble working out a scene in his mind he would call in his daughter to help him. She loved being her father’s personal assistant.
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: fwips: when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are lmao this is so true
wh0knows: i hate being so aware of and sensitive to changes in tone and levels of energy in other people. even if i know it has nothing to do with me, if someone isn’t constantly and consistently showing me they enjoy talking with me or being around
maydeathneverstopme: Things I’ve seen Gerard Way called in tags: muffin cake vagrant buttercup girl pretty girl ‘how are you prettier than me’ some kind of sick joke dumb cute nerd dirty hobo who works in a coffee shop nerdy hobbit hooker
69titties: fwips: when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
Nick’s joe fucked up big time last night so now Nick is at work on this Friday he was supposed to get off. They called in everyone, and one guy missed Comicon(sp?) in Denver because of this. He’s probably getting chewed out too. Nick has
haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
These 2 doves have been coming to my yard on and off for a year and I finally got a picture of them😍 I’m pretty sure they’re called Eurasian collared doves.
sandovers: sugarmoonaki: In October, Canada’s unions staged a unique and powerful performance with music by A Tribe Called Red, video, holograms and dance to honour Canada’s missing and murdered Indigenous women. “violence against indigenous
A stream in Tomtor, Russia, that never freezes because of the hot springs. The vapor, coming out continuously, freezes instantly over the trees all around, creating very bizarre shapes. Томтор, as it’s called in Russian, is a small town situated
fwips: when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
did-you-kno: The Westboro Baptist Church had their tires slashed when they were protesting a soldier’s funeral in McAlester, Oklahoma, and they had to call in a service truck because the entire town refused to help them. Source
shannakeyes: If the devil is in the details…god must have called in sick the day I was made.
m1lflov3r69: gottahavemore:biglouvids: theallmyswallows:Karina enjoys swapping cum with her friend, but it leaves her wanting more. So she calls in a roomful of dudes and has them unload into her face and cumhole.Shes all sorts of slutty in this clip!
tastyfucks: ca OH, HEY. NO, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS. JUST KIND OF POOPED. NEEDED A BREAK FROM THE OFFICE. I ALREADY CALLED IN. I’M JUST GOING TO STAY IN AND CATCH UP ON GIRLS. MAYBE DO SOME LIGHT BLOGGING. HOW ABOUT YOU? ANY EXCITING PLANS TODAY?
22 children, 1 adult injured in knife attack outside central China primary school
prettyboyshyflizzy: prettyboyshyflizzy: When your homie slips up and says something about your side chick in front of your main when girls used to set u up on that 3 way phone call in highschool Girl: soo you sure u not dating ashley ? Me: nah we
picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
dyamirityofthelord: dlubes: bagmilk: quick science side of tumblr why am i ugly i just did tests bc i am a real scientist and i have concluded that you, in fact, are not ugly. you’re actually what we call in the science field “hella cute” have
thecurlyginger:Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. The woman says, “His
perverseroyalty: dumbstonedpig: Hey @perverseroyalty look at our cute little Porn Princess, isn’t she perfection? You know what she wants more than anything in the world? For you and all the other Porn Addicted freaks to call in sick and jerk off
ssloansabbith: oh no barbara’s in trouble who is the best person to call in this situation(ʘ‿ʘ)
vicecaptain-sugawara: my hobby is twisting on the lids to containers really tightly so nobody else can open them and they have to call me for help
princessveroni: I used to call in to my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the Kingdom Hearts theme and they never did because I didn’t understand how the radio worked back then but one day, one fucking day the
pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work in a pizza place and recently we’ve gotten a waterbug infestation. My boss promised four times he’d call in an exterminator and never has, now when we mention it he just gets defensive and shakes his head like
natalieironside:My favorite thing about early Internet forum culture was the default understanding that people live in different time zones and work off shifts or what have you and that some or most of the people engaged in an ongoing conversation were
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unfabulus: en-crypted: mellokins: This is how it got removed in Sweden. People actually called in, all on the same day, and announced that they couldn’t come to work as they were gay and would probably stay gay for a while. q’d ♡ THIS IS MY
i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”
madeupmonkeyshit: when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
lord-kitschener: swyrs: yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner
sejii: tumblr experiment: put in the tags what you call this thing
mediumaevum: Ottonian crown on display at Essen’s cathedral treasury, ca. 1100. Long believed to be the infant crown of king of Romans Otto III Long called the Crown of St. Louis and thought to have been made in Paris, the Crown of Liège, acquired
ndobreva: I think it gets so much easier to let things roll off your back. It’s such a business of hurry up and wait, and if you let it get to you it will drive you absolutely insane. Like, ‘Why was I called in at four in the morning and I haven’t
cravehiminallways212: Call in…stay in bed with me…all. day. ❤️ I wish that was an option….💋
grooby-michael: Sydney Farron & Fernando - Shemale Yum - 8th January Our shooter in the south Mr Jack Flash has produced some epic XXX content over the years and when he called in to say he had secured the services of the delectable Sydney Farron
yep999: @bigdaddysgirl71 taking a break in her office. She’s calling in her assistant to help.
chainedboy82: I had to call in sick today, so Owner put me in slave manacles until tomorrow morning to keep me out of trouble.
sex-enthusiast: i called in sick today. i’m getting tired of my job. kudos for another lonely lazy day <3 Cute pussy in thigh high socks. Fuck. Yes!