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la-diablareina: When you are trying to be serious so black and white filter your booty pics A serious booty
la-diablareina: I LOVE having my generation criticized by 50 year old POTs. I love going on sugar dates and have some 50 year old tell me how lazy, rude, self-entitled, slutty, and uncultured my get nation is. I love being told by POTs how they worked
la-diablareina: DID THIS CRUSTY ASS BITCH SAY THIS TO ME??? Yes! I am NOT available for CONSTANT texting! You think I want to virtually entertain your ass 24/7???? You fucking with me bitch?
la-diablareina: Here is what I think It’s ok to not believe in abortion! If you do not like abortion, then don’t get an abortion! But please please please please don’t take away that CHOICE from OTHER women whose bodies are NONE of your concern.
la-diablareina: Client: why can’t you meet this week? Me: I just began my menstrual cycle Client: yeah, that wouldn’t be ideal for me Me in my head: like it’s fucking ideal for me???? Poor you? You don’t have to go through this?! Poor you! So
la-diablareina: Life is better without him ✌🏽️
la-diablareina: What’s it like to date Caribbean men? I’m going to brunch with one on Sunday
la-diablareina: The only appropriate response But seriously, we JUST started talking and you seriously ask me that? No courtesy whatsoever smh I’m always nice to POTs…. Unless they start treating me like a fucktoy… Then the gloves
la-diablareina: Middle Aged Goals: go to a fancy restaurant alone, order a 贄 bottle of wine, take one sip, ask them to pour out the rest, and tip โ
la-diablareina: Met with a first time client who has never been with an escort before and after he gave me the money has asked, “what are you going to spend it on.” 😒😒😒😒😒😒 His breath tho 😖😖
la-diablareina: Finding 踰 in your purse that you didn’t know you had 😏 Always a nice surprise And guess what I did with it… The answer may surprise you
la-diablareina: Is it too much to ask for a 6 ft tall Latino who eats pussy? Like- my pussy tastes sweet and I have puffy lips too and I’m not too bad myself as a whole so….
la-diablareina: If I’m attracted to you, then I do not care whatsoever what you look like or who are you (unless you’re mean and problematic.) If I’m attracted to you then I don’t care your age (obviously, consenting adult over the age of 18),
la-diablareina: Tinder Doctor is ignoring me bc I took off work a week in advance for our Chicago trip and he’s postponing it bc he says that me needs to get his move to Florida situated first which I understand but I got mad at him bc he really stressed
la-diablareina: I get to see Mr. Wonderful today! It’s been like 9 months since I’ve last seen him and I cannot wait 😋😋😋 The boy is taking me to lunch He looked so good today- he wants to see me again and I’m hoping this doesn’t
la-diablareina: When you aren’t accepted by White Americans bc you’re Mexican, but you’re not accepted by other Mexicans bc you’ve assimilated into the American culture for survival; that same culture that rejects you 😔 Why can’t I
la-diablareina: virgincatholicsugar: vixen-dollxx: sugarspice-n-diamonds: As you can imagine I lost my shit. I WENT OFF ON HIS ASS. This makes me madddddd “Erican woman” LOL I hope El Cucuy gets him… So I looked up his profile and it says
la-diablareina: I’m talking to the POT about porn and I’m educating him about subscribing to small time cam girls instead of watching free porn on ‘tube’ websites. He said, and I quote, “you have given this more thought than me… ha. thanks
la-diablareina: Tiny titties Messy counter Back fat rolls Flabby arms What else is wrong with these pictures But I got a thick ass though my fave set of myself
la-diablareina: nothing special but tan af
la-diablareina: Pleased to announce that I got a job as a nurse technician (basically a CNA) @ the best hospital in my city (and in my region of the state) bc I’m a stellar premed student who has great patient care skills That may sound vain or cocky
la-diablareina: Posted an add on Craigslist and within an hour I received 20 replies so far My game plan is to delete the add in my morning and then make my way through the replies Fuck- already flagged and removed
la-diablareina: The only type of craigslist responses that make me wet He was a fucking dud
la-diablareina: I have a UTI 😔😓😒😡 Finally got my antibiotics and pain meds, 2 days later.I have so much abdominal and lower back pain but I don’t have a fever. The doctor said that I was really close to having a kidney infection. 😓👎🏼😰
la-diablareina: Mr. wonderful (another vanilla) and I finally fucked after a year friendship I feel empty The sex was amazing and I came twice, his dick is huge (the picture doesn’t do it justice) and he has awesome stroke game. But I feel empty
la-diablareina: friendly reminder to ice your vaginas after you get pounded so youre not so sore the next day place the ice pack on your actual vaginal opening bc that is the sore area, below your vulvause a washcloth to keep a barrier between you and
la-diablareina: Please kill yourself @ SA
la-diablareina: How come clients or POTs always say “do your friends know what you’re doing?” Or “where do your friends/family think you are” It’s none of your business and I’m independent, people don’t own me. I don’t need to answer
la-diablareina: A client bought me a 贘 vibrator and I can’t stop using it 😩😩😩😩 Usually if a client does this I’m kinda creeped out and I’ll just accept the gift, say thank you, and then later sell them on eBay. But he bought
la-diablareina: Tinder Doctor is trying to break up with me ONE DAY before our planned Chicago trip! I need this money from him tomorrow, I’m currently trying to convince him to give me a chance. @thotianaxoxo he has formed too strong of feelings
la-diablareina: I made a video of me having sex with Mr. wonderful and I wanted to share it but I deleted it because my skin was really red and splotchy bc I had a skin reaction to the perfume in the massaging oil he massages into me. We are gonna make
la-diablareina: Tinder Doctor He may have a little dick 🔬🔍 but I’m with him for the 💸💸💸 Fuck this bitch, we are done. Worst vanilla fucking ever. A liar
la-diablareina: angelic-stripper: Look at this cute lil frou frou set I got for work!! Except I’m sick again.. After having the flu for two weeks now I have a cold.. And who knows when I’ll be back up and running :-( I was so excited to wear it
la-diablareina: fandoms-ruin-my-life: kallistis: leviathan-supersystem: hey, gonna be real here, that symbol is the most evil thing i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life, and I Am Filled With Dread nice IT’S THE BUTT FLAG FROM COMMUNITY
la-diablareina: doxing myself with this real life Pic slip of me Watch out ladies
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la-diablareina: Last night Mr. Wonderful and I orgasmed at the same time and I’ve never done that with anyone before and it was sooooo magical 🦄🦄🦄 You guys don’t understand- my whole vanilla love life I would have the worst luck and
la-diablareina: Last night Mr. Wonderful and I orgasmed at the same time and I’ve never done that with anyone before and it was sooooo magical 🦄🦄🦄 I’m mad at him right now so disregard this post
la-diablareina: I only have enough food for today before I have to go grocery shopping and i hate that ish. So I set up two tinder dates with someone’s dad tomorrow bc I’m too lazy to get my own food…… I’ll buy groceries on Wednesday. Just
la-diablareina: I just want a pretty boy to suck on my titties like when I’m watching tv or reading or something. A titty sucker on demand… I just like having my titties sucked on- can you blame me?!?!
la-diablareina: “Feeling good” - Nia Simone, aka the queen 👸🏾
la-diablareina: Chilling with Mr. Wonderful & his brother- wishing they would tag team me Fuck these two- the three of us tried sharing a pizza and I only got one slice bc these two full grown men ate the rest
la-diablareina: Not looking to connect, looking to fuck I guess you could call me a regular fuckboy
la-diablareina: I want to be fucked Got it
la-diablareina: A 3k deposit made possible by my new favorite client….. 😘🤑😎 He’s 65 and is the funniest old man I have ever met. What a dork 😜
la-diablareina: My SD is on my snap chat and by his snap story i know he’s on a date with another girl so I’m sending him nudes to distract him from his date I’m getting him to buy me sex toys while they’re shopping
la-diablareina: Tonight I’m going over to mr wonderfuls place and I’m just going to sit in his lap and cry And I got the cutest booty to be having in your lap so he gon be so lucky to have me crying in his lap tonight
la-diablareina: I’m meeting with my SD #2 today and I’m not shaving bc fuck him and also bc I’m trying to grow my pubes out for my wax He dealt with my hairy pussy just fine
la-diablareina: It’s my first time doing weights at the gym and not cardio I’m so determined to get hot this summer
la-diablareina: SW is just a way to pay for school, my exit plan is to earn my doctorate in nursing and to become an NP I was premed but with my patient care experience I realized that I love patient bonding/connection and nursing is my true passion.
la-diablareina: Sometimes I get so self destructive or slip into a dissociation that I’ll sit naked in my bathroom and pluck out each individual pube hair out of my vagina with a pair of tweezers It’s literally my go to- like I’ll do
la-diablareina: I was right, Mr Wonderful (my vanilla) is fucking other girls. Oh well. Can’t win them all. It’s fine, we aren’t dating officially nor are we committed to each other. Although he did give me a bouquet of roses, a huge
la-diablareina: There was 2014 Hilary who was like “send vulnerable kids back to US funded violence” and now there is 2016 “I need Latino vote" Hillary Like I understand the Latino vote is so precious and valuable but it’s funny to
la-diablareina: My 65 year old SD just texted me “ok bb” And no one over the age of 30 uses “bb” in place of “baby” so I know that he’s talking to other girls LMAOOO Clarification: I don’t care if my SDs talk to other girls as long
la-diablareina: These fucking men always want things for free 😑😑😑😑😑 Free “tastes” like BITCH I AM THE REAL DEAL!!!! Get the fuck out of my face with this “taste first” shit Bitch I have men sending me 4 figure deposits before
la-diablareina: SD#2 is an old man and over the weekend we were having sex and he shoved his dick down my throat kinda hard which made me tear up and he noticed but he thought I was crying and that I didn’t want to have sex with him so he got self
la-diablareina: I’m just tired of being hurt by these vanilla boys, I have a lot of love to give and all I want is someone who will reciprocate the same to me. I know that Mr. Wonderful doesn’t have feelings for me and I’m tired of falling for
la-diablareina: Literally texting every man I know, sugar daddy, ex sugar daddy’s, regulars, etc, & reminding them that I graduate undergrad next Saturday in hopes for gifts 😜 I’m only getting two gifts 😔
la-diablareina: I’m really horny right now so I might smoke some grass and then play with myself in bed I don’t like when my cat is in my bedroom when I masturbate bc it’s weird but he’s currently sleeping in the living room atm so I should take
