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highonmelanin:awkward. Because as we see any idiot can follow the directions of a racist institution but you need a smart muhfucka to make the charges stick or beat the case.
laughatthebullshitt: gregwuzhere: ambitiousfashionstudent: kingofhispaniola: kairo-koutureee: trilloffdabluff: Every nigga in the world hates this š š©š©š Cuz we feel violated when this happens Lmfao me Yeah, but we do it. But we lowkey
babyphatjeans: There are 6 type of niggas in ya phone.1. The āsnoozeāĀ ass niggasĀ āā-> this is the nigga that hits u up first all the time but NEVER is talking about anything remotely interesting. talking to this nigga is like watching paint
trillniggarunninshit: alwaysbewoke: hypoghetticals: I aint seen shit I donāt know shit I donāt even know who Beyonce is but iām telling all my friendsā¦ Danm this us a real dilemma , but my silence can be bought How much money? Can I finesse
tinymeatflexin: So I stumbled into this girl who I lowkey had feelings for way back like she was wifey material but she didnāt see a nigga like that and she was always with some nigga anyways so I quietly took that L but seeing her again has got feeling
futureblackpolitician: Itās already started omg I mean it’s fake but it is funny
lagonegirl: When you try to be black & feed off black culture but the world says bitch YOU THOUGHT I’m glad she ruined her career by being stupid, but damn she want a job doing humble shit, she deserve to live and feed her folk.
daggercube: dimetrodone: Why does Busterās father look like this?? Why his hairline go around his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why he wear headphones on his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why?
http://www.waoanime.tv/kuroshitsuji-book-of-circus-episode-6/ cold-but-still-aliveĀ I’m sorry to say but he had butt sex with a woman who has a prosthetic leg. LOL
mmmaoh: 11.22.2014 - Not a sketch, but I tried doing semi-realism digital painting with Levi. Need to work on it more but too lazy XD
āYouāve grown up.ā(But still strong, still beautiful)āAnd you still have a baby face.ā(But still intimating, still lethal) Ā» Smoke & Mirrors
swagrovski: Iām sorry but this #GrowingUpAsian tag is too much for me
popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasnāt clear enough with how stupid this question
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didnāt like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
I’m looking forward to eating our thankgiving pumpkin pie this weekend but I’m not looking forward to making it. Maybe I’ll but a store bought crust this time around…
I thought was going to sleep well today but then I woke up with a centipede in my shirt!!!!!! I accidentally killed it in my panic and now I kinda feel bad because the poor thing probably just wanted somewhere warm and dark to sleep but no I murdered
Been thinking about cutting off all my hair but I don’t know if I have the strength š
tanoshindekouze: People who havenāt read the manga:Ā O-ok, I guess Karasunoās trying to change the pace up a little, but is this really ok? Suga-san was official setter before, and we know heās pretty good, but didnāt he admit that he isnāt
when you come home from work trying to be really sexy for your man but he in bed laid up wit another bitch but you don’t care cuz you accept the challenge and y'all about to have a threesome.
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered aĀ āfashion no-noā but iām well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
someone stole a minion pencil holder suitcase from work today?? this is annoying for several reasons but i really wonder how they pulled it off because those things are huge and sort of.. conspicuousĀ
I still don’t know how to feel. I knew I needed to mention Sunday night to the doc and I did. She said I sound depressed but then immediately jumped to considering mess. But I don’t know how sure infeel about that. Not that there’s
youliveintheclouds: Iām really tired of hearing āI have nothing against gay people BUT I think they shouldnāt be allowed to have kids.ā Thatās one big motherfucking ābutā after ānothing againstā. Itās like saying āDonāt take this
So I live in a 6-girl suite, but two girls moved out last semester and there is an excess of dorm rooms currently, so there are only 4 of us now and AN EXTRA ROOM. HOW COOL IS THAT. I’m in it now and it’s currently storage and studying but
dickrockerjanecrocker: likesboyswholikeboys: you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you canāt deny thereās something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids wonāt get it but adults will be thinking ādid he just imply what I think he implied?ā And later the director confirmed it.
forklift-certified-catgirl:I need to know the percentages cause they gotta be high.To all the trans pony fans, did MLP trans your gender?YesNo, but it definitely helpedNoI’m not trans but I’m curious tooSee Results
2-point-5:nightonblogmountain:2-point-5:2-point-5:2-point-5:not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside. ok i phrased
kragehund-again:kragehund-again:taking away the label of “heterosexual” from any man whose ideal woman is straight out of porn or anime. idk what you’re attracted to but it’s not the female sex.“it’s kinda mannish when
Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together through all my neglect, but also, fuck you, it’s so tempting to let my teeth rot.
chibi-masshuu: roahnari: trasiga-ogon: aheartlightasair: i wasnt going to reblog but then The ass tho Thatās.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean thatās good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative! Iām just impressed someone can contort
petitedeath: zourrymuffin: for todayās episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without
peggingwithstyles: travisdodgeunwritten: peggingwithstyles: i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls Iām just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys iām like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you
vbros:Oh god dammit. Apparantly my harddrive hated all the venture bros eps I downloaded onto it, and not only deleted all of them but deleted ALL THE SAILOR MOON EPISODES I had on it too. I dug through websites for ages to get all the dubbed eps in good
Everyone says venture bros is a “dilf-fest” but when I watched it all I saw were nerds dorks and geeks
r3nka: Just something for fun :D Ā (but really, itās not the tools but the artist)
mycabinispressurised: every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and weāll talk and stuff but no
im-wanderingaway: Something Iāve never noticed before: Snape not only deflects McGonagallās attack but uses itĀ to take down Alecto and AmycusĀ in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not
did another thing for myself today. i felt guilty but i knew it’s better for my future.
You’re painfully disheartening, but I’m even worse for hoping that things would turn out differently every time I open my mouth. My entire life has been a complete misunderstanding to those around me, but in the end I’m always going
kortopis:bisexual culture is being very specific with the men youāre interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because theyāre all so beautiful
soul-angelos: Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you DoĀ notĀ hurt yourself, doĀ notĀ hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other.
cute but unlikely best friends
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off: I don’t feel this at all. I’m not a game player or anything, but I really hate all these new games and graphics and whatnot. Just keep it simple. Everybody
emill0yd: There are riots all around me, am I gunna run? nah Iām gunna plank. found on twitter - @alexmoss itās so bad that I find this funny but omg amg! wut da fuq?! LOOL!
please pardon the horrible screenshot it starts with (hate my smile) but yay question and answer video!!! I answered some then the dog got into some things and I randomly ended up, oops but uh I made a second part <333Ā
I feel super sad and unloved today but I have this thing where I feel I owe it to people to be happy if I’m around them but I also feel guilty if I stay in my room all day soooo
I know right?? I used to be on 900mg and it killed, made me so sick but im hoping the 300 should be fine just gotta eat lots and get my blood tests/levels doneĀ
looking at school stuff and my brain hurts, I would love to be a cognitive behavioural therapist or at the very least a regular old mental health counsellor but so many programs and money
I had to go buy steel toe shoes for work (why im not lifting things or anything but okk) and they were all super ugly and expensive but the shoe guy was so cute and nice and helped me pick out theĀ ācutestā ones and they have purple on the inside
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUTĀ jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
so I found a video of me and darfin doing inappropriate things but oh my godddd im so tiny compared to him and his hand basically goes around my whole waist
and idk why but I find this so cute??
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was likeĀ āoh its easy to feel lymph nodes
this is probably tmi but my url is cummbunny so who cares but god bless the person who bought me the hitachi thingy (I never know if I should say your name lol) I tried it and I think I’ve been reborn
yesterday darfin was over for a lil bit and we ended up having sex quickly but he was super wanting it because he just threw me on the bed, flipped me over, pulled my pants down and fucked me until I could hear his breathing get quicker and he went faster
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. im going to decorate and put up my tree and decorate that and get some candles and warm blankets and michael buble and my brother got eggnog but eggnog tastes like vomit so ill just leave that part to him.
gerogeweasley:i canāt believe cedric diggory asked voldemortĀ āwho are youā lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciateĀ but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
