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chastityliving: doubleswitchcouple: Purple lace panties. Cute and a little mysterious too! Could there be chastity or a butt plug under them, only a close inspection will give you your answer. Not this time sadly. But that should probably be remedied.

retarded-princess: I guess someone else is going to have to pick up the kids at school. And probably like, raise them and stuff. But that’s cool, I mean you made an impulsive choice, but it happens. Not *all* your decisions are going to go the way

ltr300: Requested Idk if it was supposed to be animated but if not specified I am going to do stills. Probably it for today but don’t worry I will get to yours just not today. I requested this. Special thanks to Itr300 go check him out and follow

rapeandhumiliation: This is probably not what you want to hear right now, but next time that little voice in your head tells you: “He looks shady, don’t trust him.” You’d better believe it.Now stick out your tongue, I want my friends to see what

hatefuckingforbeginners: Pro tip: Maybe if you sucked my cock as well with your mouth as you do with your rectum, I might fuck your mouth more and your asshole less. But probably not.

lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that

hatefuckingforbeginners: Pro tip: Maybe if you sucked my cock as well with your mouth as you do with your rectum, I might fuck your mouth more and your asshole less. But probably not.

daddy-and-his-girls: Clothes? You do not need them any more. 1 - KNIFE! That beast probably jump-started her endorphins just by seeing it. 2 - Check her ropes - her hands are turning purple. But DO NOT use the knife if they need to come off in a hurry.

It is probably impossible for those who grew up in a civilized country to have any grasp of what you are about to experience. There are things beyond your understanding. But they are not beyond your ability to experience them. Afterwards, we can see if

mordred-senpai replied to your post “Ive said it many times before but saber/rin is SUCH a good ship bincj” I agree with mister apology. Going to danbooru it shows a TON of really good gay art (lewd and wholseome) It might

cheesydicks-blog: grolify: flitsch-blog: Could it be possible to get a Dave/Rose from you with Rose topping Dave? I know it’s probably not your main ship but your art is just so wonderful and gahhh, I hope maybe that tickles your fancy enough to

lionhearthell replied to your post: SnK 95 Thoughts ? The retcon of the teeth is probably to show that inheriting the jaw titan did give ymir some benefits Oh yeah, that’s exactly what it’s for. It’s just not a choice I think had any

witchywillowrosenberg: Good call. I’m glad you recognize that bi girls are goddesses and are way out of your league, it’s probably better for everyone this way my ex was bi and we broke up not because of her bisexuality but for differences between

Probably don’t call people fat, chubby, thick etc (even if you mean it in a nice, complimentary way) unless you know that it’s something they identify with and/or are okay with. These terms can be empowering/reclaimed but that’s not a decision someone

your-nordic-goddess-jord: Probably not exactly the type of video y'all were looking for but I love playing with my booty and I thought maybe you’d like to watch 😘

Ugh I keep wanting to hook up but like -I’m so exhausted all the time from not sleeping that if I did hook up I’d probably just flop on your bed and vaguely point at my naked body sayin “do….thing”

shortsweet-n-sassy: New heels too, sorry not the best pic, but your probably not looking at them anyway😜

saralearnswell: A full list of my guides to college success! How to get your best grades in college (x) The ultimate guide to college organization (x) How to write the perfect college essay (x) The ultimate guide to packing for college (x) How to stay

I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.

That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>

Shout-out to the rad motherfucker who just reblogged my last hundred posts I don’t know you but I appreciate your taste. We gonna be pals.

classyplatypi replied to your post “You know how, like, a year or so ago Cartoon Network used to have…” I remember seeing one sort of recently, can’t remember what with. I was just thinking about this actually, I’d really love it

shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts

SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face

kayceecat1311 replied to your post: I’m always kind of unsure of whether o…I know it’s probably not much help, but there is an option to flag a blog as “adult orientated”. I think adding a tag that says the OP’s blog is nsfw will work

vwinwin:tea drinkers rb with your fav type of tea and whether you drink your tea with milk or not

localpubliclibrary:What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually

malachidavenport: annabellebanks: I have a feeling he isn’t going to sell me that car - is he? Only in your dreams. [He laughs some.] No, but it probably wasn’t him. I can’t see him coming to Miami and not telling me… but he does have

tocifer: braginskey: but what if your favorite character found your blog and then confronted you about it “i’m not your husband”

s-chama replied to your photo “wonder if i should cut my nails” as long as theyre healthy and not impeding daily function or causing pain from frequently getting bent back or something (the real danger of long nails) theres

cuckoldcreampiecleanup: At first, you’re probably not going to like the taste of cum. It’s going to be salty and perhaps a little bitter. It’s going to feel thick and slimy on your tongue. You might not like it, but it’s your duty to clean it

zamaron: honestly someone not liking Beyoncé is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons but just like youre probably….definitely really really boring.

your-nordic-goddess: Probably not exactly the type of video y’all were looking for but I love playing with my booty and I thought maybe you’d like to watch 😘

your-nordic-goddess: Probably not exactly the type of video y'all were looking for but I love playing with my booty and I thought maybe you’d like to watch 😘

your-nordic-goddess-jord: Probably not exactly the type of video y'all were looking for but I love playing with my booty and I thought maybe you’d like to watch 😘

foreverblueike: I’m probably not the first one but it had to be done. XD; I’m probably the only one who thinks this is funny. Slapped together by yours truly.

shinybastiodon: I’m probably not the first one but it had to be done. XD; I’m probably the only one who thinks this is funny. Slapped together by yours truly. I JUST BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER

captioned-vines: bumpylumps: heres a good video of bernie sanders saying he wouldnt be my dad PR: “Will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Will I be your dad?” PR: “Yeah, will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Probably not. But I could be your president.”

usedpaperplanes: stimtime: You aren’t faking unless you decided to fake it. If you’re worried you might be faking, you aren’t. I really needed this. You’re not faking it, you and your feelings are valid and real.

I’ll probably just write in here every time I want to text you. I want to give you your space. Not pressure you. Let you miss me. But I want to tell you about how i miss hugging you and your voice and I can’t imagine going up to bing this

stilesism: puppymalia: (✿◠‿◠) #yeah okay your otp might be cute and all but is your otp anywhere near as cute as my otp probably not #i just #this w h o l e scene #stiles finally finding someone who thinks the way he thinks #malia is

take your body, haunt it

nataliedormersource: Do you think it’s a coincidence that you’re getting the best roles of your life in your 30s? That’s an interesting question, and I don’t know the answer to it. It’s probably not a coincidence, but who am I to say? I’m

marriedandfucking: Last Night. Probably not our greatest MFM pic ever… but you know, for just holding your phone off to the side and blindly taking pics (thank you volume button) of your wife sucking another guy’s cock while stroking yours it’s

l3reezer: Your hearts are probably not yet ready for the World Conference in two years, but… In six years there will be another. In ten years there will be yet another. This time, the actions of humans has likely made you change your mind. The remaining

kosmic-lust replied to your post: I need new anime to watch Ive caught up with… nichijou but youve probably seen that. check out myanimelist.net I haven’t seen that, I’ve wanted to for a long time, but I’m not in the mood

your-nordic-goddess-jord: Probably not exactly the type of video y'all were looking for but I love playing with my booty and I thought maybe you’d like to watch 😘

I’m cute, but I can still kick your ass… Haha! (probably not, but let’s pretend ;))

i dont usually give up but once again, youre the only exception… i cant keep doing this anymore. kills me. probably not you, but it kills me. awdsfghjkl not something im proud of. ugh i hate this /:

so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called

zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here

mclennonwasreal: probably i just said it but i want to say it again: - don’t apologise if you don’t know english. - yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly. - your own language is beautiful.

Probably just bitter and patheticBut sometimes I do wonder what it would be like to be cis woman and fetishize having a bulge like it would be a fun game of whatever. Pathetic isn’t it. But your kink is not mine and what ever. Maybe it’s nice

deanwincherter:You know they’ll probably end up casting someone like Vanessa Hudgens just because her great grandmother was chinesse or something.

captioned-vines: habi-bah: IF YOU HAVE TO CLARIFY, THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE WHATEVER YOU ARE DENYING TO BE. “You know you about to say something messed up when you start your sentence with, “I’m not racist, but-” I’m not sexist, but- “

u-n-i-t-e-d-sluts: Hey girl, I know your probably not going to read this, but if you do, click on any word of this message and click yes and BAM you have a 130% active hipster blog at your eyes! and from one promo i can even guarantee you’ll gain at

ahhhhhhaliens: naked-yogi: wellllllp I drink about 5-6 liters of water a day now That’s over twice what’s recommend. Defiantly not saying your going to kill yourself but you should probably talk to a doctor or registered health professional, drinking

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