but when
find but when on porn pin board
but when clips
but when videos
but when images
d-a-z-a-i: when a new character appears that fits your exact type
candy-crackpot:almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
When tumblr mobile loads everything but the post you actually want to see
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
When you think you've finally taken a decent picture, but when you continue to stare it gets uglier.
brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to
I need to get to bed ‘cause we’re going on a lil’ trip with the dog in tow. Not going to say WHY and WHAT we’re getting that requires the dog to come with, but I’ll let you know when we finally come home about how it
bagmilk: when you pretend to be sick but your parents still make you go to school
illkim: When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to marry me, but when I put myself out there for once looking for something serious I fall for the one woman who can toss me aside without thinking.
When you're in a relationship everyone that seems to go for you likes you but when you're single no one wants you.
When you’re feelin’ kinda slutty, but lookin’ rather fat…
when u want to learn new languages but if it’s anything other than spanish ur parents are like what the fuck do u want to learn that for.((((((((((:
@gurotrip rai is literally the sole reason i wanted to even play tbqh honestly but i wanted to save him for last but i couldn’t do it o(-(
hoshizoradestination: hoshizoradestination: rb and put in the tags what the first three anime you watched were! i’m curious seeing a lot of pokemon, dbz, and sailor moon. not sure what i was expecting
when ur a brush facing against a blaster and u accidentally grab the rainmaker but u somehow don’t die
When I locked Katie to wheel of the rental car, she had no idea what I planned to do with her. But when I returned with my buddies she looked at us in fear. Being used like this in a public place was one of her greatest fears.
whos-mans-is-this: lucidnee: Kylie Jenner talm bout everybody trying to copy her by wearing wigs when just last year her ass couldn’t blend her ũ,000 part wig even with help but I can name 10 black wig youtubers who can make a ฤ wig look like what
When your bae really wants you to stay but you’re like NOPE I’m out
When you’re in the a group discussion but when get your turn to talk people instantly change the subject in the middle of your sentence
When people use “USA”, “America”, or “United States” to describe all of North America I just
When someone talks about my race they assume everything will be okay, but when I or someone talks about that persons race. You get hated on like its world war 2. It’s stupid.
When someone talks bad about your fandom
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when the boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
When an open bar has liquor, beer, and wine
When Lee Pace does this: Or this: OR THIS: And this: This is how I react: BUT WHEN HE DOES THIS: This is how I react:
When you see something funny but when you reblog it....
“When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in black and white, you photograph their souls”
cecideruntxfortes: omgrwby: erincaine3: Okay, so correct if I’m wrong, but… …aren’t sharp weapons… …that are also guns…. …like… …like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme
“But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defensless that I couldn't do it. It was as if what I wanted to kill wasn't in that skin or the thin blue pulse that jumped under my thumb, but somewhere else, deeper, more
slydig: why be rude when you can be nude
skellydun: u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone and you wake up but you still have more time to sleep in so u sleepily pull that person closer to u and drift off into a warm happy abyss of blankets and love
youngblackandvegan: when a guy says “i’m kind of an ass hole” he’s not being cute, he’s being honest so when he turns out to be an ass hole you can’t even be mad because he told you what he was
When my nails are long I want to lightly scratch them over skin, but when I cut them short I want to scratch hard and rough and leave marks
When I spend a long time without seeing Taylor, I call him. It’s not every day, but when you work with people like him, they captivate you. We get along very well. I guess you can tell. - Kristen Stewart
when you paint your nails but then realize how horny you are
When ever I wanna play no ones around. But when're everyone else wants to play on there no question asked 😩😒😬
I want a daddy and I want him to be 40 and drink from scotch glasses and read the newspaper while I climb on him and I want him to give me a bath and get me dressed then also maybe rub his hand on my thigh when we are in public and growl in my ear
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
when d.va is the cutest but you play best as mercy
oh but I just saw in my tags that doll person called me a ‘popular but oblivious blog’ lol thanks
you know your pants are too tight when you have to adjust your vagina
When Eli & Clare kiss you can tell there's feelings there,but when Clare & Jake kiss it's just hormones.
When I call my parents and they don't answer, it's no big deal. But when they call me and I don't answer, it's like World War III.
When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and
When the right person says they have your back, it can drown out the sound of an entire crowd. But when it’s just you, a crowd can seem pretty damn loud.
when you are so broke you can’t buy gas and you can’t ask your mom but you also can’t drive the 70 miles home in two days because you’re almost on empty
When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds. But when were apart, days feel like years.
v0tum: You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
Idk I just feel it’s so sad that I’m only appealing to men in the local bdsm community. but It is what it is
WHEN KYLIE WANTS TO DATE A GROWN ASS MAN ‘’SHE’S MATURE’’ AND ‘’SHE’S GROWN’’ BUT WHEN SHE GETS CALLED OUT FOR APPROPRIATING AND DISRESPECTING ANOTHER CULTURE ’’SHE’S JUST A KID’’
