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When girls show up to exercise with their friends they sometimes blush when they are told they will have to take their bikini off when they want to stay. But, they just do it.
Do you think of her when you go down on me?
when you’re upset, pet the dog.
maureenrobinsons: root/shaw bruised & battered for mykabering
When I walked into my cubicle this morning, my jaw dropped.“Hey, Johnny.”I had installed the subliminal screen saver as a mild joke.“I’ve been doing some thinkin’ lately…”But when I saw Sharon sitting in my chair completely naked except
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When you do your homework, the teacher never checks it. But the one time you don't do it, they check it.
We shy best friends did many things when alone together, which the other boys would never do, things which we would later hope to be long forgotten. We thought we were funny. But in reality we looked like two effeminate boys, making fun of something
Do you know what sucks? When you do an awesome but messy sketch, then you spend ages doing neat lines over the top, and you put your pen down and lean back in your chair to behold the awesomeness of your sketch captured in clean lines… …and
When Amber decides to lower the love between me and THE ONLY GUY WHO LIKES ME DAMN IT. I could have at least made him totally happy but no. Nothing ever goes right. Getting real tired of your shit Amber.
ludakrease: i dont know how i’m able to control myself in public when i see a cute boy i want to make out with
even if u dont like shinee u kinda do like shinee
do-as-youd-like: beeimus: onthesideoftheotters: forever-vaginamite: I hate when people do this to me, but I love doing it to other people THIS GOT OVERWHELMING Far to tired at the moment to be aware. I’ve desensitized myself to these
When you’ve got real word responsibilities, but you would rather read/write fanfiction
agentsofsam: Your new girlfriend ‘doesn’t do orgasms’ That’s fine, as long as she makes good bacon and eggs in the morning.
Do you know that kind of person that is always smiling, but when she is alone she just can't stop the tears from falling? Well, that's me.
Do all women genuinely believe that by virtue of being a woman no man will put their hands on them if they hit them first? I ain’t never hit a female in my life, but when I’ve been swung on by a woman I never had a problem putting them in
When you meet a celebrity:
“When he kisses her, it’s not only the thing that he’s wanted to do throughout the entire series, but it gives him peace because he’s letting go of the burden of the Time Lords being destroyed and he’s saving the one that he — he loved the
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When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
Do you guys remember way back when “Cat Fingers” first aired and Pearl blushed towards the end and we all flipped out because it was blue/green (and adorable)? Because I do
When you wake up with the world’s best morning wood, but have to sacrifice it to use the toilet! 😵
alienby:The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spearsThey did the same joke in 1965 involving The Beatles.
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rens diary replied to your post: hello new followers welcome to s… who do you ship Mizuki with? =3= literally anyone but sei and virus lmao. i have a particular fondness for shipping him with aoba, koujaku, clear, noiz, and trip.c’:
when u want to learn new languages but if it’s anything other than spanish ur parents are like what the fuck do u want to learn that for.((((((((((:
so i dreamt about iwaoi??? which is strange b/c i do love them but i ship kurotsuki and kurodai much harder. even kagehina or kenhina would of made more sense.o(-( BUT. i’m not complaining b/c oikawa was super cute. the were in the middle of practice
@gurotrip rai is literally the sole reason i wanted to even play tbqh honestly but i wanted to save him for last but i couldn’t do it o(-(
do-not-open-til-christmas: It had started as a silly college initiation prank, but when Kenny had spontaneously shot a huge load as they sealed him the rubber suit, his fate was sealed as well. His weekends were spent in the attic of the old Victorian
but-mostly-avengers: felicitygs: exequalistmako: thegoddamazon: #but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous More like This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog. IT’S BACK
When I locked Katie to wheel of the rental car, she had no idea what I planned to do with her. But when I returned with my buddies she looked at us in fear. Being used like this in a public place was one of her greatest fears.
When i was younger my mom would expect me to ask for food items but now when I do she makes me feel weird or crazy for asking.Like how does she not see that my weird habits are in direct result of how I was raised
highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
When you're 100% & bae replies with "yeah I hear you"
When I see stuff online about voter fraud, global warming, violence, police brutality, how the US done fucked up or the world be fucked up, all I can think is “we all gonna burn, we all gonna die. ” Not a happy thought but basically we do
When your facial bone structure is on point but your CAMERA WONT NOTICE IT!
“But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defensless that I couldn't do it. It was as if what I wanted to kill wasn't in that skin or the thin blue pulse that jumped under my thumb, but somewhere else, deeper, more
But really, i'm impossible. I want things to happen and when they do, i wish they were over/past the icky stage.
Do you still fantasize about meeting her? Or him. Maybe you’re with someone, whatever. I still do. A lot. This is what she’s wearing. I’m not super visual, but when see things that seem like the girl I’m looking forward to falling
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life me
do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u
When you tell boys that you’re more into girls than boys and they get upset lmaooooo.
When your exam is tomorrow but you are doing everything but studying
When you tryna sleep off how hard your life is but everybody makin too much noise
Do you ever look at someone and go “wow I’m really glad you’re not in my life anymore”
When your horny as fuck but can't do nothing about it 😩😭
when you have too many sugar daddies spoiling you
When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and
when something that you’ve been looking for finally pops up but you have to do nothing but stare at it cause you can’t afford it LOL
if i don’t do all of my makeup, i at least have to do my eyebrows. it is a requirement for me to be able to leave the house.
When u want brownies but the mixer is broken but u make do !!! Lol the wife looked at me like I was crazy when I handed her the drill !!
nosoulforsale:fileformat:when anons think they’re dragging U and u just mass delete ur messages lmfaoits so funny thinking about them literally refreshing your page over and over again but youve deleted the message n moved on w your life
when you finally get to use the big telescope at school but all you wanna do with it is look at your crush
when u listen to “nature” music and suddenly ur now drawing another AU
when lissa calls marth “so dreamy and mysterious~” omgbb no…. no that is… ur niece…….(but same tho)
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
I ALWAYS SWITCH TO THIRD-PERSON WHEN DEALING WITH SPIDERS AAAAAAAAAAA BUT IT DOESNT HELP AS MUCH WHEN THEYRE HUGE AS SHIT AAAAAAA
Okay unpopular opinion but is Kanye really bipolar and suffering with mental illness or is this all propaganda for his album & when he went to far with the slavery comment they decided to take advantage of mental health awareness lately & use
