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userbar: i used to think if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done but now, i have seen the light
idyll-ism: No really, I’m on my fuck that bitch shitYou used to be the shit, but now you ain’t shit, bitch
alexbischoffphotography: This self portrait represents the day I finally reached my goal weight of 170 lbs. Three months ago I weighed 160 and felt tiny and weak, but now I feel strong and ready to take on life. I’m proud to say I did it with no tricks
chubby-bunnies: Submitted by: http://atailofamermaid.tumblr.com/ Hi! I’m a UK size 14-16.I took this picture while waiting on the bus this morning (There was no one around!) And a year ago I never used to take pictures of myself but now I’ve accepted
dumbass-oikawa: miss-nerdgasmz: animmalcrossing:this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed
education:Take The Quiz Now!
cumeatingslut: little-sissy-k: If I could just turn back time i was a teenage sissy. I was trained from age 7 on and started hormones at age 9 not by choice but now id have no other way
femininepowerblog: She is not letting him out of the cage yet. So, why is he so grateful? Because she has taken him for her slave! His life had no meaning before, but now it does.
mistressx9: They were bold on the Internet when they were looking for a strict mistress. But now none of them wants to be whipped. The mistress has complete power over them and can severely flog their bottom even for no reason.
yummymummymummification: jalk1:Nice as hard as she struggled allanah could not break free, for hours she tried to weaken her bonds but to no avail the did not give.all she could do now was muffle her cries of protest as her captor recorded her plight
So I apparently followed another blog last night. But have no clue who it is. So now I follow 69 blogs. Haha (I’m so immature and laugh at the stupidest things)
2 things: 1) I really wanna change my blog theme but I have no idea what to change it to and its too much work to search for a theme. …….
unclefather: waluiqi: do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault
ashleyally: refinery29: Watch Uzo Aduba’s encouraging, no-bullshit message to her younger self Gifs: Teen Vogue I’ve been too ashamed to feel this way but now. not mood. lifestyle.
fartgallery: hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
madmadsmadly: i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
artichokehold: those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG
so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
amadaun23: I thought Superunknown was pretty optimistic, inspirational. It might have spoken of dark things or a dark feeling but there was always something in it, even lyrically, that suggested “Hey, you’ve hit the bottom, now there’s only up.”
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: dylanohcryin: nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK
kissnecks: knitmeapony: My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky. “Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it.” “Okay, new yoga pose.
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
thorxndor: since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back”
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
drjimmypage: onceuponabeatle: drjimmypage: I saw a picture of joe biden and I thought it was old man Jimmy Page for a second. that’s enough internet for me today. Now that you point it out, I can totally see the resembelance okay but for real jimmy
indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now.. I’m gay
highergroundblog-deactivated201: Knock Me Down was the first single off Mother’s Milk, and it actually got on the radio. Every now and then Lindy would tell us that a station had added the song, but that didn’t really compute. A few months later,
notsocleveranon: I’m sure I’m reading too much into it, but I think it’s very telling that Stone’s the one starting the team break, and Ed’s like, “Fine,” and Jeff’s like, “Shit, Ed did it so now I have to.”
nondeducible: the attack in peshawar is now over. current death toll is 141, 132 children and 9 members of staff, but may rise as some of the injured are in critical condition. all 7 attackers, all of whom wore bomb vests, are also dead (source)
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
fakepalms: I’m tired of looking at him all the time tbh, but at the same time I really want to (or its a kind of need now idk) and I constantly open tumblr or camera roll and just stare at his perfect face, does anybody see my problem
theepitomeofquiet: “But for now, the message to curvy girls is still a somewhat limited one: You look good out of clothes — and preferably in high-contrast black-and-white.” (x)
sukoshibot:after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
crowderz: 5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
grawly: grawly: I know people say how jokes are officially dead once Dennys or other corporate accounts get a hold on em but what happens when the staff goes for it it doesnt even matter now does it
iammattflyzik: to my younger followers: if u ever have questions u want answering but arent sure who to talk to you can ask me. i am ur honorary big sister now ok
crowderz:5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
despairkomaeda: (shuffles up to cute boy) ever noticed how there’s a ‘u’ and ‘i’ in yaoi. wait no um (scribbles out the o and changes it to a u) yaui. sounds the same sorta but now i am flirting for real. can i try this again. i am so sorry
violent-rape-fantasies: Feel the panic as you try to draw breath but get no air. Hear the pounding in your ears, see your vision start to blur. Are you ready to be a good little fucktoy now, or should I keep squeezing harder until your eyes roll
littlebusty: Ugh! You know how I get when you all look at me like that! Just seeing your cocks start to grow because of me is a turn on in itself but now you are all getting hands on.. Well fuck it! How can I say no to all of you energetic boys when
Punchline!I was a punchline when a little kid in grade school. Never fun but it shows you how people really are and that they really aren’t your friends. They are only there to make fun of you. Guess what your now no where where you thought you
acciowine: zaynscum: juilan: News flash to HTGAWM writers, gay people are more than just sex 24/7, I thought this show would be a lot more progressive when I saw the first episode but now it’s literally creating characters with no depth and relying
godtechturninheads: forever-painting-roses: did april even………………………happen April felt like it lasted forever……but now that it’s not April I have completely no memory of any April ever and I can’t seem to recall the last 30 days
unclefather: waluiqi: do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault Or the cucumber in your salad?
apathbacktoyou:pleasebekindrewind:u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now
dirkitty: I survived 12 years of my life with no internet but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load something has gone so desperately wrong
thisishangingrockcomics:it’s ok to not be a perfect “after” portrait of mental illness- that “i was suicidal once but now i’m in love and have a good job and look ma! no mental illness” narrative that gets pushed, to not be confident you’ll
deathsmonocle: kamlna: kamlna: *kiss* be happy toady I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG no but now its all about telling a toad that while it isn’t royalty that doesn’t mean it doesn’t deserve
reichenbatchfall: if you used to have a lot of friends on tumblr but you are really bad at keeping contact and now no one ever talks to you anymore clap your hands clap clap
mom wants me to go driving lout and about and the directions she printed make no sense and it make me want to hurt myself and cry. i feel stressed from this and i’m trying NOT to do anything bad. i was feeling so good today but now i just feel like
im in hell right now. i want to break my neck and my toes and scratch my wrists.i won’t, i promise, but this homework is infuriating, i am pissed at myself for putting everything off until tonight, as usual, and today just has not been a good day.
