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but my mother was a redhead…
I walked into our sunroom and there she was. My mom completely naked! I new mom was a beautiful woman but I had no idea she looked like that naked. I mean most of the girls my age don’t even look like that!She didn’t even move she just smirked
Holy shit my mom is hot! We’ve been sleeping together for a year or so now but I’m still not over it.
My mom won’t let me have sex with her, she says it’s wrong. But I’m starting to think she’s weakening.
My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But I know she loves it!
That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally walked in on my mom in the bath, and she didn’t say a word. She just looked at me in the strangest way. I apologised and quickly closed the door, but since then it’s all I
Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well… they don’t love her, per se, they love her ass. As much as this bothers you, you can’t help but sympathize with other horny teenagers whenever they lust for a girl. Even
When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall and really scrawny. As a result, I was bullied for it by the other boys constantly. One day, a six foot tall senior named Eric gave me a black eye. I tried to hide it from my mom but
You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved it. The people you worked with were very nice to you, although they thought you were kind of weird. you could tell. But at least they weren’t rude about it. You finally felt like you
When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it should be. You told her about one guy you knew in school who is now a personal trainer for a living. You told her to give him a call but you said that she shouldn’t tell him you told her
You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she used to live up until she was 8 years old. At first you thought you’d be intimidated by this new land, with new customs and rules, but it turned out you were having quite a bit of fun.
You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always hated it when she took you to the pool on the weekends. The reason being that you couldn’t swim, and were to afraid to take the necessary steps to try to learn. The last time you
The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales. Your mom was known both in high-school, as well as in college, as being the pretty, smart, and unique girl that had everything going for her, but carried with her a mysterious air of sadne
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom so I could at least wet in the tub so less mess, but I opened the door and saw my moms light was on and the door was open and could hear here moving around… Lol I was frozen in the middle
MY MOM MADE PANCAKES FOR DINNER
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my entire life so I’m pretty bad at contributing much more to the conversation.
bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that Sophie and Nate are like the mom and dad of the group, but really they’re more like the weird aunt and uncle that never got married but they’ve been living together since before you were
signs that i think would be great as friends
pokernon: mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
"Comrade" but in a gay way
Here’s the cake I baked! I haven’t tasted it yet because I’m waiting for my mom to come home but it looks and smells good at least. I do think I screwed up the topping thing, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that
My grandma came over and brought a bunch of ham in several ziplock bags. Because my mom refused to take it last time she was over at my grandma’s house but I guess my grandma really wanted us to have this ham.
My mom bought a bag of those Sweetheart candies but they’re from a different brand so they can’t call them Sweethearts so instead they’re called “Tiny Conversation Hearts” and all I can think is that Pearl named this product.
my brothers are visiting for Easter so I’m gonna be on a bit less ‘cause I’mI’m gonna see if maybe I can get them caught up on SU since both of them watch but neither of them are caught up but my mom might not be down for that since that’s
my mom picked up some cold medicine for me, so I’m all good now
We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was a few days ago but the place is only open on Sundays) ‘cause she loves cows. So here’s some pictures of some of the cuties we met
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
My mom asked for 20 bucks….suddenly I gave her nothing but change and she went to the Coinstar to cash the change guess how much “change” I got? 20 F**KING DOLLARS IN CHANGE!!!….. now I’m more broke then ever ;A;
If you’re over at someone’s house and their pet suddenly becomes violently ill, don’t constantly talk about what your pets have experienced unless the information has some sort of relevance to the situation. Chances are they don’t
Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s friends who have tried talking to me about my figurines always start by asking how much they’re worth and that really bugs me???? If I bring the topic up that’s fine but when
So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since we don’t keep in touch much, and I just wanted to scream. She told the worst most despicable lie last year, which I feel like definitely contributed to my mental health setbacks, but
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie is
rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
teenagerobotlove: five o’clock, get a call to go blading at the skate park down by the mall but my mom says i gotta prevent some aliens from annihilating us all
my mother has the HUGEST crush on ice cube. she says “its because he looks mean as fuck…like he’ll put you in a headlock or something” …. i didn’t really get it until now, but my mom is freaky. lol. now i know
My mom texted me (in a group chat with my siblings) saying good morning right after I posted that “letter”. Knowing her, she was that anon. She think she slick.
My mom had multiple miscarriages and I couldn’t have been one of them ????
painwithoutinjury:i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only…. Okay but fr.
cokeflow: but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch
hello daddy helloo mom, I’m your cherry bomb 🍒
I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit me with stress and anxiety. it’s sooo messy and cluttered here because my mom hoards everything and I can’t sleep. really thinking about working two jobs and doing more camming
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
my mom just said I’m prone to yeast infections because I wear tight pants FUCKING TIGHT PANTS I’ve been wearing skirts and dresses and shorts and shit all fucking summer and all of a sudden itchy vagina is from tight pants???????? I asked
but in happier news, this morning my mom made me pancakes and one of the pancakes had this weird shape and she claimed she was trying to make it a skull to look like caliborn for me ;u;
i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i was like ??? and then she bear hug squeezed me and wasn’t letting go and i’m laughing but trying to wriggle away and she did after a minute then made me ramen since i was hungry
my mom and i were cleaning out my closest, moving and throwing away old things like shit back from high school and old plushim gonna use the extra space to store my pokemon stuff LOL im gonna set up a nice space to do my LPing when i get to that
my mom called kakashi cute am i hip now?
dead-nurse: MY NOT GF GF IS COMING NEXT WEEK AND IM TAKING HER TO MY MOMS WEDDING HOLY SHIT HOW DO I RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE PLEASE HELP I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HOLD HANDS
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
Also recently got my other hand tattooed lol
MOM CASUALLY WALKS IN AND jUsT?? “ you owe me ___ dollars” THEN WALKS AWaY ANd WHAT NO I, I OnlY TOLD U I WANTED HER A COUPLE DAYS AGO???? HOW dID YOu FUCKING TAKO
I wish me & my mom had a better relationship than we do. Like I wish we were best friends & I could tell her everything…. But it just isn’t like that. :’(
I caught the bouquet at the wedding party last night & now my Mexican ass family won’t shut up about my fake boda
