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thecutestofthecute: ray-winters-sings:cleromancy: do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know It’s been scientifically proven that they do in fact
theshipofhope: cummied:astro1995:whatlovelybooks:mariesbookblog:just-shower-thoughts:“It isn’t” and “It’s not” are the same three words, just contractionalized differently. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS WHAT THE FUCK ok but how
glitter-shlt: ninjaotta: cremisius: pilgrimkitty: obnoxious-fallen-angel: I love this movie I have no clue what movie this is but I want to see it. it’s from night at the museum 2 the night at the museum films continue to be criminally underrated
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
uncensoredpleasure: “Sorry babe, I know I said I wouldn’t do it again, but it’s going to happen…”“Wait, what? I thought you were caught up in meetings all day on your trip???”“I created a Grindr profile just to jerk off with the profile
ariescub10: My first selfie at our new place. What a struggle it has been 😔 Sometimes I wish I can wake up from this nightmare, but it’s real…. so real 😑 Hopefully we can make this place a fantastic place soon the way we turned our old place
facebooksexism: mindofgemini: Since it’s summer and this mindset begins to pop up more, let us clarify something. Girls being upset over being seen in bra/panties but not bikinis is not a double standard. If she’s in a bikini, it’s what she consciously
kshandra: animatedamerican: awwww-cute: A box of baby bengals “What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”“Shut up, we’re keeping them.” I probably reblogged this when it was new, but it’s making the rounds on FB today.
I don’t have the time to say it now but i’m going to make a post of what happened today that makes me so sad that even my anti-depressant can’t help me from being like a wrecked mess
sakana-comic: mynameismad: A bunch of weirdos who work at a fish market and the people who like them for some reason. Please consider aquainting yourself with all of them >> SAKANA-COMIC.COM Here’s to make up for the missed update today!
cracked: Look at the famous footprint Buzz Aldrin left on the moon’s surface. It looks like mud. But it can’t be, because there’s no water up there. What you’re seeing is dust that is the consistency of flour. Or if you want, cocaine. Now imagine
basingtei: blue-eyed-korra: nuktuk: disgruntledturtle: what if korra’s letting herself get beat up on purpose because she feels like she deserves it hElp NO
gplantman: luckycavy117: kingharlevigilante: Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by
fantasyofsubmission: So I got a new plug and this is what it did to my ass. My little hole is sore today but it felt so so good. I also almost got my whole fist up my own ass last night, that was fun. @thisisgoingtohurtwhore
wimpe: You can’t believe your own stupidity. You actually asked her to try this as a possible way to spark up what had been a rather stale and predictable bedroom routine.As things happened, it didn’t really do anything for you, but it got her motor
savagecain: furthereducationforwomen: Little girls have needs that can be pretty hard to meet sometimes, but it’s important that they can get what they need easily and quickly. After all, it’s not really fair to wind them up to the point where all
rockysofuckingawesome: i really love this picture, in broad daylight, the passion between these two guys, it may be set up, but the feeling i’m getting from it that they really love each other and doesn’t care what people think, one day i’ll have
cockyhorror: yeezytaughtme: crybabydyke: drifter1717: Banksy is so far up their own ass they’ve become a parody of themselves a visual shitpost i think it’s over but it never is what is this though
lokiator: goregeousity: what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious the future is now
dom-plays-with-dolls: See what happens when you put on too much make-up and dress like a slutty little doll? You get such a reward. I know it may seem like pleasure right now, little slave, but it will. Once I reach into your mind, all of this will
bigbossdidnothingwrong083: Here on Mother Base, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here on the Mother Base platforms. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Child soldiers. GMP, I don’t call it GMP any more
linear-thoughts: i had this weird dream, and this guy was in it.he held a galaxy in his hand and all around him galaxies were lined up against his walls (which were pitch black).i dont know quite what he was doing but it looked as if the galaxies were
sucymemebabaran: notacooltaco: ssjgssjgoku: i don’t know what the point of digging up this story from 2011 was but it’s pretty fun to visualize Yeah, this man would make a great president this is a v. important article because it exposes donald
humansofnewyork: “My swim coach outed me to my entire team in college.” “What happened?” “It was freshman year. I hadn’t come out to my dad yet. I’d come out to my mom, but it didn’t go well. Then one day my swim coach came up
I feel that telling how I really feel is manipulative at times. I want to express the pent up stress but it will get a predictable response and I didn’t mean to get pity and I feel guilty for getting it. This is what I meant when I don’t trust
warmhealer: Gloomy weekend morning set-up. I just bought this huge pack of paper made from recycled coffee cups, no idea what I’ll use it for yet but it’s good to have more room to play 🤍
ask-skyrabons: Lyra showed me what she was up to. It’s kind of weird-looking, but it does look easier than using hooves…
earthsong9405: A thing for the Glucose Guadian!AU, this time of PinkieShy! This was originally supposed to be a doodle but I ended up spending far more time on it than what I intended… aw well. It came out okay, at least. o3o Shy giving her tiny wife
xeppeli: xeppeli: that “watermelon cake” recipe looks delicious say what you will but it looks really good i don’t care how soggy and watery it’s gonna end up i just love trashy food still relevant
demilypyro: My grandma hardly keeps up with social issues, but apparently even she’s noticed the increased transphobia in the media, and we were talking about it, and what she had to say stayed on my mind, so I wanted to share it. In her (translated)
flannelfoxen:answrs:look like yes I know I get it but every. single. time. I see taxidermy listed with “life size!!!” as a selling point my immediate reaction will forever and always be¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ginevra17: I wasn’t bullied at school, I was picked on - I think most people are picked on at school at some point. But it really… it feels like a great cause to be involved with because bullying can change how people grow up and what decisions they
wizardgrum: it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with
chiefsimba: effohhexx: When bae fire shots at you before you realize it but then you go with it because YOU know what’s up This a seizure honestly
flylifetry: blacksnobbery: sonoanthony: uglynewyork: grandmasterbooty: effohhexx: When bae fire shots at you before you realize it but then you go with it because YOU know what’s up Lol wth This version has me crying lmao. Lmfaoooooo 😭
People say “whats up?” or “why are you crying?” because i act happy and so they think i am but it’s all a big pretence, you know? I feel sort of sad and it’s like a pain that only goes away when i’m asleep and
and lastly here is a photo of me wearing what i wore today (obviously,ahem), it’s overexposed and out of focus because my remote gave up the ghost, but it’s the only one i liked so here you are. I like talking (or rather typing?) today.
blueberryviolet:With that smirk on her face, it is clear she knows what’s up. You were so eager for her to try the gum, and eventually, she gave in. Now, she realizes she’s turning blue, but she isn’t angry. Actually, she kinda likes it.
lebritanyarmor: slayterrie: effohhexx: When bae fire shots at you before you realize it but then you go with it because YOU know what’s up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😐 Wild as hell…over here dying laughing
ladybeeisfabulousnaked: What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it. Lily Tomlin Lady Bee says: The ‘In Stockings’
thenewartemis: finefinds: Heirloom Scrimshaw Knife Kit Link The name says it all. The idea of this knife kit is to provide you with everything you need to make scrimshaw art piece, but it doesn’t guarantee that what you end up with will be fit for
muvaearth: effohhexx: When bae fire shots at you before you realize it but then you go with it because YOU know what’s up me
sex-dp-gangbang: mentalcinema: Gonzo has erased the porn star. Gonzo is the great leveller, it was a revolution, sort of, but it has eaten up porn. What is left are some few stars, a lot of ‘amateur’ talents, and giant heaps of porn trash. Michelle
str8cat-fished: A Bait request I got from someone, he originally didnt add me on instagram so I had to look him up on facebook but it was worth it! What a hottie! Also thank you guys for 1,000 followers! 😊
Is it just me, or does it look like she forgot something, like perhaps HER SKIRT? And what is up with that top? I love sparkles and shit, but sparkles do not sexy make! familyolsen: NEW: Elizabet Olsen at Martha Marcy May Marlene premiere in London
When Mr. Crude saw Kari stretched out on her blanket he stopped and asked, “Are you warm enough, Kari? I know it’s warmer than usual, but it’s not what I’d call hot.”“I could stand to be warmer. Would you like to get me warmed up, Mr. Crude?”
I had my first experience of a stranger coming up to me and asking “WHAT TEAM??” today and it was very exciting
lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘youre beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ im just like … okay…
grinchmoritz: fun game for tag talkers: rb this and tag it with everything that comes up when you type ‘i miss’
