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damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
My grandma came over and brought a bunch of ham in several ziplock bags. Because my mom refused to take it last time she was over at my grandma’s house but I guess my grandma really wanted us to have this ham.
blackcatula: The Gems are like three adoptive moms. Steven’s the baby they just don’t know how exactly to take care of, but they really truly want to do their best, and it’s heartbreaking to watch them in that moment of vulnerability as they realize
The moon is out, everyone's in dreamland...
I don’t keep up on Wander Over Yonder (its great, I’m just slow at watching things) so I only just found out that Sylvia’s mom’s name is Dorothy. So she’s Dorothy the Zbornak. That’s fantastic, I love it
So I finally got to sleep at about 8am and slept poorly for about 3 hours. Oddly enough I’m really not tired at all, though. I still feel awful but not in quite the same way I was last night. I’m resting and trying to take it easy today with
dokirosi: More I look into this book, more I fell in love with it.Excellent job on preserving the loose paper-sketch-roughness feel in this previews! I bought mine back in February, but the release date is only in July! You can pre-order yours on amazon,
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
sailorchatbutterfly: When you’re a super cautious driver and never went over the speed limit but your mom is still horrified by your driving
enma-darei: valorousdamnation: drunk-winter: charlesoberonn: oolongearlgrey: raisnutheraichu: satsukitomoe: kickloop: okay hear me out a magical girl anime but with moms instead I have a mighty need. Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a
I think I’m slowly turning off men. I mean, I still love Josh, and will endeavour to spend the rest of my life with him, but I seem to have reached a point in my life where my internal monologue just goes “Oh, men? Eurgh!” Then again,
tenseoyong: i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me. i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle
koujaku killed his mom
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
I haven’t seen the episode itself, so I’m not supposed to know this, however.In terms of character design.Willow is Weiss’ mirror.
erinye:okay, but is Dabs ever gon see his mom again or what
mammogramsfromlevi: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
mykinkyfamily: dreamingofmom: This is mom in her ready position. Doesn’t happen often but when it does she fucks me like a dog in heat. Chat for free!
wow-egg: what do you mean this isnt what happenedfyi I totally headcanon that yellow diamond is the “big and bad but still mom af” type and u cant stop me
seokim: I love when my kitty is all warm and toasty. PS: I missed a comic last week so I’ll post one today and tomorrow.
bronzebasilisk: hyperscraps: vashito: I don’t have chronic pain but this artwork is so nice to look at *^* Just because we’re not writhing on the floor doesn’t mean we’re not hurting. We’ve just gotten really good at hiding it and functioning
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
Apparently I’m out to ruin my mom’s life and all I want to do is lock her up in a mental hospital lol
awkward0w1: radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG The kid hitting himself in the head with the sausage
indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
punkrockgirl33: nancysmeowmix: angelica-aswald: hiddles-galore: thexdivinexinfection: Just in case… Stay safe guys…I’m reblog gong this just in case!! Ya’ll think this is a game but my moms car window got busted out last night. So take
I’m really tempted to get on the train to Baltimore and take a sign to protest the mistrial in the Freddie Gray case but I know my mom would be terrified of me going there right now.
ileftmyheartinwesteros:I’m in the ER because the medicine my doctor gave me is inflaming my liver and I want to die🙃 I have a stomach ulcer.
dafatninja: consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it Tells really bad jokes all the time
naughtyjester: tostadasheep: drunk-winter: charlesoberonn: oolongearlgrey: raisnutheraichu: satsukitomoe: kickloop: okay hear me out a magical girl anime but with moms instead I have a mighty need. Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a
blackbirds-on-the-marsh:mirthfulrealist: pharmdup: I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA. PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after
squick-too-quick: stinktnachfisch: HEY. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS HAVE CERTAIN KEY WORDS THAT THEY FREAK OUT AT, LIKE “WALK” OR “RIDE”? WELL MY DOG HAS BEGUN TO ASSOCIATE “DINNER” WITH FOOD, BUT MY MOM IS TOO LAZY TO SPELL “D-I-N-N-E-R” TO CALL
cute-overload: My dad was against adopting these two but my mom got her way (as always). I think this is their way of getting back at him.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
jerrielzapata:maurypovichofficial:3 years ago my aunt was diagnosed with breast cancer and she had to lose her hair but my mom wasn’t gonna let her little sister go through this alone. #blacksisterhoodThis is powerful as fuck that’s a real sister
brightindie: I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time
Petition to make the cool kids part of the Mom Squad™
nakimushy: man i really wish my first mysmes fanart would be something more but my mom pinned this damn shirt and my hand slipped;;; this is my first time drawing a dude im suffering
pokemonmasterkimba: liztrade: destinedtobeunworthy: Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard. It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.
ffron81: Not only is Mom cooling them off some, but this technique also makes her nipples hard. So much easier for me to grab a quick snack when I can
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
my mother has the HUGEST crush on ice cube. she says “its because he looks mean as fuck…like he’ll put you in a headlock or something” …. i didn’t really get it until now, but my mom is freaky. lol. now i know
i’m drunk. i feel like a proud mom.
radcoolswag:fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
imsoshive: teaforyourginaa: uglyfun: micdotcom: Watch: The officer’s collection just happened to include a super rare 1-of-10 “shiny” card. THESE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE POLICE OFFICERS this is nice but……. his mom really
i love how oblivious my mom is. my brother got a tattoo on his forearm and she didn’t notice for three months.
sailorstoner: sailorstoner: oo gurl yes ok but my mom and i are gunna make mac n cheese for thanksgiving and nobody is fucking ready
lovechangeseverythang: My mom put these flowers in my dad’s beard in 1977. This is my favorite picture of him. :)
radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
