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If I ever get to meet this woman. It would be a lot of time spent on her. No need to rush, but all I want to do is hear her bust.

nylalalovesyou: sabreezyy: briannnasayyys: hahahardy: beowers: slutfukkk: oh ja. every time. i live it. kill yourself if you ever do this to anyone. kill. yourself. story of my life…. but i like to share… i just hate running

Thank you for 400 followers! Like holy shit this is shocking and it’s a strange feeling being recognized in game now. I keep planning on doing this as long as I keep playing and if I am alive haha. But if you ever see me in game don’t be afraid to

If you ever ask yourself, “How does one beat the Lich King and saves the realm?”, this is how you do it. Had to adjust my UI a little for this expansion but the basics are still there

cheerkitty1410: Ok, but if we ever DO see a lapidot fusion and she isn’t literally Kamina’s gemsona, then what’s even the point

We block anyone who sends us stupid messages (which is not most of you but is a few of you). Some guy just wrote us to ask if we ever do threesomes and to tell us that he’s always horny. If he’d looked at our videos he’d know the answer to the question

If they ever remake The Chronicles of Narnia, I know who should play the White Witch. I was the Queen. They were all my people. What else were they there for but to do my will? ―Jadis on the people of Charn

owlhaus:Adventure Time and Space!A master post of all my Doctors in Adventure Time style. These were fun, I’ll probably leave the series for a bit here but if I ever do any more, I’ll be doing things like the Peter Cushing Dr. Who, Jackson Lake &

arijandro: princelybum: arijandro: last night i dreamt of you idk if this is from a song or not,but it gave me chills i really love the colours used It’s not from a song, it was written by me. ALSO THANK YOU. ;-;

Harold taught you blackjack and chess, but I wonder if he ever taught you how to play chicken.

mofetafrombrooklyn: geeligans-i-land: When someone makes a troll art of you @triiworks @rb-inspiration @stef-o @mofetafrombrooklyn @ironsightt @atroxchobatsu I don’t really have troll art of me, but I’d laugh my ass off so hard if I ever do find

Jaysop 3.0plot twist! its exactly the same but now with tags that actually help navigate through the seemingly unrelated chaos that is this blog. Here’s just a small portion of the tags I’ve wrangled this week.Click on any of these if you want to

Ever wonder what your dreams mean?I am still doing dream interpretations! I will message privately but you can also send an ask so I can post them here. No dream is too weird so hmu.

if anyone ever offers you ketamine, turn them down, they mean you no good. mescaline is a whole nother story, but only do mescaline with people you trust, because it can really go either way with that shit.

i dont consider myself an “alpha” male, but im certainly not a “beta” male either. i dont like leading or following, but if i have to lead i will, and if it makes more sense to follow i generally will do whats asked of me. i wonder

abysswaatchers:not sure if anyone is Truly inch rested but anything to ever do with my cyberpunk character is gonna be in my #cel tag but watch out (memes)

lucidlarceny: I apologise for being so inactive. A lot has been happening, and now this. If there is interest I can set up on another platform, but I think if I ever do it’ll always have this handle, really. There is my deviantart account, if you want

amajikies: bright-eyes-eren: mmmmm question for y’all: do you have any advice to give for writers trying to apply for zines? i’ve seen plenty of artist tips, but only one post about writers agdkrbmhllrn a few things that have greatly been appreciated

reblog if you dont have a bra on

If you’re ever out with me at like a store or whatever and we pass a display of scented candles you’re gonna lose me for, like, 5 minutes while I go smell all of them even though I never actually buy candles.

tonimorrisons: tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything #we

I don’t know if I ever told this story before but way back when SU first started (November of 2013) I spent days finding and reading interviews and doing research and stuff on all the cast and crew, because that’s what I tend to do when I like a new

squeakwee replied to your post: anonymous asked:What’s the pupil …EXCUSE ME ARTIE BUT PEARL NEVER GETS PUPILS AT ALL BUT IF SHE DOES CAN U PLZZZZ SEND ME A GIFyes she does, she gets them when she summons the police tape and then again

bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient

yourroyalpenis: sheepsbutt: sammie-sweet-heart: I’d have the biggest smile ever if I saw this on my car. I used to do things like this and it was never appreciated so I stopped. True story. I’d smile like such an idiot if this ever happened.

kiryuujoshua: mycatissupernatural: micachimba: bunsen: relationship goals I want this life Can you imagine if someone ever broke into their house and just saw a fucking lion this isn’t cute, lions are wild fucking animals and should be /in the

howstuffworks: You’re probably not ever going to go diving in the waters off Antarctica, or in the Arctic near the North Pole. But if you ever do, there’s a chance that you may come upon one of the more bizarre sights in nature: a brinicle. Read;

jordan-reet: Anna, you’re asking the coffee addict if he had caffeine. Maybe you need to do something to unwind. Take a bath or drink some wine. It’s horrible advice, but if I ever can’t sleep that’s the trick I use. Well shower, I’m too tall

scotchtapeofficial: scotchtapeofficial: pyronoid-d: scrungo: im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily

kelpls: I DON”T KNOW WHAT IM DOING SWEATS ALOT here’s the first part for anyone who’s interested! ALSO maybe it’s just me but I think it flows better this way?? BUT if you don’t want me to post in this format where it’sSO LONG JUST LET

corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife

zhvli:when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual

owlhaus:Adventure Time and Space!A master post of all my Doctors in Adventure Time style. These were fun, I’ll probably leave the series for a bit here but if I ever do any more, I’ll be doing things like the Peter Cushing Dr. Who, Jackson Lake &

daddybearthings: plotprincessss: daddybearthings: kodikitten: I can’t sleep :c talk to me?? kik: kodikitten1 Do you ever think marvel and dc will ever do a crossover movie? Ew no But if they can do infinity wars which will be every fucking

squeaky-asian: I know I don’t have any followers. But if I ever do, repost if you are attracted to Asian women because you feel like they will likely let you cum on their face.

love–hearts: friendz0ne: love—hearts: hairynipguy: ummm love hearts more with these socks would be wonderful. Ummm let me know if you ever do okay please I think you look fantastic thanks kitten but they’re not socks they’re my gym

if you ever receive a notification from me stating that i tagged you in a spam post , it wasn’t me and i didn’t do it on purpose ! hope it will never happen though ! in case it happens , i’m sorry but i have no control on it !

barefootinadress: transpeoplearecool: alluringalliteration: Just to be clear, I do often use “dude” as a “gender-neutral” term, especially when I’m excited, but if that ever makes you uncomfortable or you feel I’m not respecting your gender,

enchanted-dystopia: destinyrush: Tré Melvin: #ThatsHowTheFuckYouSound “Dear white people, If you ever argue with a person of color, regardless of their race, about whether or not their racism plays a factor in any given situation, or if it even still

porygons: so in high school i got accused of wanting to shoot the place up a lot but i fucking promise you, if i ever do go on a shooting rampage, it will be in a trans male support group, not a school

pla-a-nt: disasterbisexual: if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again Yeah, but if you never do anything

allisbornagain: ma3leysh: RIP to all the names that are gorgeous in their native languages but are butchered in english. #OKAY BUT IF I EVER BUTCHER YOUR NAME#I 100% DO NOT MEAN IT#PLEASE PAP ME ON THE HEAD WITH A NEWSPAPER UNTIL I GET IT RIGHT#because

help-mywife: Help! My wife keeps taking off her wedding ring and telling waiters that we are on first date, but I’m still wearing mine, so I look like a jerk!

(via godsnmonsters) I’m sorry. I’ve tried, I really have. But if I ever saw a guy do this IRL (spit on his dick), I might just jizz myself. I can’t help but find it sofuckinghot.

transpeoplearecool: alluringalliteration: Just to be clear, I do often use “dude” as a “gender-neutral” term, especially when I’m excited, but if that ever makes you uncomfortable or you feel I’m not respecting your gender, you can tell

alluringalliteration: Just to be clear, I do often use “dude” as a “gender-neutral” term, especially when I’m excited, but if that ever makes you uncomfortable or you feel I’m not respecting your gender, you can tell me to stop because me

If any family member of mine ever so much implies that I do nothing all day, I’m going to scream and fling them from the roof.

personal shit under the cutdepression: you’re literally holding one of the most dangerous and iconic blades for self harm you’ve ever held and you should cut yourself right. now. do it now. fucking. now.hypochondriac me: okay but what if it’s dirty

Do you ever just wonder what would have happened if you met people at a different time in your life? Or if you just went for it? Or if you didnt? Like. Not really wishing it would have happened that way. But having a crazy curiosity, and just imagining

excessively-english-little-b: valentineart89: whoreablejewess: babyanimalgifs: I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie Ok but the other one is purring so hard If I ever don’t reblog this assume

ursilvertongue: I think about this tweet every day I can’t wait to get there someday, if I ever do, but I can hope and maybe that’s enough fuel!

“but ur not really asexual beca-“ “it’s not rape if-“ “but if you’re autistic how c-“ “if you really had depression-“ “what you really need to be doing is-“ “you’re not a boy you just think y-“ “You can’t be a

Neyo Make It Easy leaked audio unpitched Do you love me for me though? The real me not my fly alter-ego I know I’m never not fly But if I ever was would you still ride? If it’s early in the morning and my breath stink Would you still roll

owlhaus:Adventure Time and Space!A master post of all my Doctors in Adventure Time style. These were fun, I’ll probably leave the series for a bit here but if I ever do any more, I’ll be doing things like the Peter Cushing Dr. Who, Jackson Lake &

Red and Blue still bicker over stupid shit and throw words around like “fucker” and “asshole” and “idiot” but its never with any malice attached and they’re usually smiling if they ever do have a big fight its Blue who is the angry crier

jen-iii: I wonder what it would be like if I ever met hana, like would she go on her tippy toes to try to be my height? She probably would, actual Weiss Schnee all the way, except ya’know nicer.. I drew it..

friendz0ne: love—hearts: hairynipguy: ummm love hearts more with these socks would be wonderful. Ummm let me know if you ever do okay please I think you look fantastic thanks kitten but they’re not socks they’re my gym tights :P such a babe

So I originally wasn’t going to color any more of your drawings, but this was too adorable not to color.(porlspeaches)AAAAHH ;///A///;

i’ve been getting a lot of new followers, so first of all thank you!!! QwQand second: i say this every once in a while, but if you ever see a drawing of mine that you’d like to color, please DO! i want to see it ALL

syarinwrites said: Not right *now* there isn’t… (at least as I know of) But I have Luka’s voice bank, WiM vocal sheet music, and time… (but no tuning skills, I’m terrible with the V3 editor… you get some, you lose some I suppose) !! hEY

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