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GIRTH. Some have it, some don’t. But you can always get it here when you need it. GirthyEncounters
lifeofalifter: gail-alexandra: lifeofalifter: Had to skip leg day today cuz of my surgery, but here’s my no-pump-booty anyway excuse me kind sir… can I has your number? Can I have it? Tehe
alucards-fine-ass: myarcanineisblu: I’m screaming because the audio is SHIT but I can’t get it any better I LIVE FOR THIS I have the full song that I ripped off of youtube and it has perfection quality. Its called Let Me Hit That by Sporty-o https://www.y
Teehee! I can’t believe you made my boobies even bigger! Gawd, it’s, like, sooo funny what you can do with that beepy thingie! Are you, like, going to make me any sexier? Or can we have sex yet?
agentlemanandasavage: beautykneelsbeforeme: You think you can’t take any more. But you can, and I will prove it to you. Gentleman Savage
femboyyanara: Getting over 5000 ‘’horny’’ followers.Most are still waiting to get a peek of my Sissy specials.But i can tell you it will not happen, because it’s not my style.For that you have many other Sissy’s that shows there speciality’s
whatsupfcup: I love it when a GIF doesn’t have sound, but you can totally hear it anyway.
As I have been made aware that on the tumblr app, the link for my FAQ doesn’t work, I’m reposting it as a… well, post. For easy access. About my art:I use Photoshop CS6 Wacom intuos 4I do not take commissions, but that may change if I set
Anon answers under the cut! If you’ve asked me a question on anon recently or are interested in seeing what other people have asked, you’ve come to the right post.Ah, you’re asking about this. Well, basically, I’m busy with school. I’ve got
Hi everyone. As the title suggests, a cat in my life needs help. His name is Enrique and due to heart problems, he needs a pacemaker. Unfortunately, this type of thing is expensive and his owner can’t afford it.I know this type of post is a pain, but
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
I can’t believe it took me 6 years to finally start drawing comics…..I’ve been Afraid™ to try it for so many years….even tho my comics turned out to not be the kind of what I originally wanted…..I ain’t complaining ( ͡°
strungout-and-frustrated:I’m sorry that I have to do this but this is just too much. I’ve put up with some gross shit being sent to me via private messages on here, but I can’t do it anymore, not when someone decides to send me the most disgusting
perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear:ADHD be like: I need to do do this task before I go to bed. therefore I’ll stay up all night on my phone because I have no motivation to do the thing but I can’t go to bed unless I do it.
Outfit of the day. You didn’t think I’d be gone for too long, did you? You can’t see the purple too well in this shot, but a little color when it comes to pants never hurts anyone.
dumbass-bitch-disease: pastelbrachypelma: patroclusdefencesquad: patroclusdefencesquad: merlin and arthur share one brain cell and arthur literally never has it. sometimes merlin doesn’t have it but I can assure you, it is never with arthur the
peppercorb: Not planning on finishing this, but it’s Erik. he has a gnome so when he invites you over you can buy the gnome and then you have it. :)
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE RED CONTACTS IN AND NOT LOOK MENACING?! I guess it’s a good thing Kyoko has a bit of a mean streak.
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Ten: Rose and I don’t have pet names for each other Jack: Uh huh. Hey, do you know what bees make? Ten: Honey? Rose [from the galley]: Yeah, babe? Jack: Don’t lie to my face again.
pesticidepizza: Am I the only one that’s excited for the new show Clarence?? Like The pilot episode was great and it has some really funny moments, and overall it’s a really cute show?? Like I don’t know about you man, but I can’t wait until
kulekrizpy: It seems likely that the gems are from a different dimension. There’s clearly another place where they store the gems they collect from threatening magical creatures, and it’s prolly guarded by other gems. They do seem to have dimensional
Nooo, you can’t play the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and then mute the credits! Discovery Family Channel, you monsters!
Ohh my god I’m trying to sleep but there’s some alarm blaring outside that is so loud I can still hear it pretty clearly even with the window shut. It’s been going on for at least 10 hours nonstop and I expected someone to have dealt
soggystyrofoam: everyone insists they don’t want a perfect character but as soon as a character has a huge flaw, everyone suddenly hates them. I guess folks just want superficial flaws that have no bearing on the apparent morality of the character
reminder: I’m not posting anything spoilery about next week’s episodes here so if you want to talk about/read my thoughts on the spoilery things (like the most recent spoilery thing), it will have to be on my spoiler blog artieuniverse
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Have you ever hea…you talking about WoW just reminded me that Lauren Zuke plays and i really wanna know what her main isI feel like she posted what her main was at some point but I can’t remember.
listen, I understand a lot of people are happy to have more episodes immediately and don’t care about spoilers, I understand that. But I personally don’t, it upsets me, and that’s where I’m coming from. I’m not saying you can’t be happy about
There’s a particular way Hilary Florido draws Steven’s face (like something about the nose and the proportions of the face) that I can’t really explain but I can spot her scenes because of it (I mean this in a good way, of course)
haybalemaze: Pushing DaisiesS01E01 Pie-letteYou can have your pie, but you can’t eat it.
charlesmhunnam: I can’t believe we’re seven days away from the final chapter of this story. I’m not emotiionally prepared to see this show go, but I’d rather have it end now than see it slowly die down and get cancelled. It’s been a good ride
jumex: cstcrpt: bodynegative: gothblack: jumex: gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time…… But can they put it together sis Literally wtf is a screwdriver A cocktail
i was playing with this person named jakob and we finally got to get everyone except 1 guy to party with us but then i got disconnected i cry
yes hello does anyone know how to turn off emotions I no longer wish to have them
miss-devonaire: I’ve been going back and forth on whether or not I should share this, but I can’t keep it to myself anymore.I have a report from a friend up in Canada who says not only is there a Dean/Cas hug, but that during one of the takes, there
exposefree: Err, excuse me but I think you have sat on my bottle!! Can u have it back please 😛😛Female photos wanted atKik geeewhizexposefree@aol.co.uk
jennytrout: real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why
I’m supposed to get up early to go to the bank to get a new debit card (hopefully)… But I can’t sleep ;n;
… Can we please get proper health education in schools? I mean, really - I can understand not being comfortable explaining sex to elementary, but high schools should have it as a requirement for incoming freshmen …
fleeten: hi can u please report the blog prettyteenies to abuse@tumblr.com and also to the FBI 1-800-843-5678 for child pornography i would not advise visiting the blog u will cry and/or have a panic attack but please can u report it like what the actual
misogynystyle: lesbianmuse: stella-starz: lesbianmuse: stella-starz: I would…..be sure, but I can’t. Have tried it several times. I can’t control my hands. They want to finish. I’m sure we can “control” those hands for you honey… and
andioyu: andioyu: I NEVER USED TO THINK THE HALLWAY IN MY BUILDING IS SCARY AT NIGHT I DO NOW called the landlord about it and he said he’d come fix it and he was actually here yesterday but he didn’t fix it?? so i continue to live in a horror
heath-fucking-bar-baby:unyanizedcatboys:chefpyro:There’s only one gender and it’s mine, you can’t have it*photocopies your gender for illegal use**pirates your gender from PiratesBay but it has Korean subtitles and is in 360p*
krakensdottir:eggastential-biscuits:soclonely:digital-medic:AHHHH LOVE THAT THEY HAVE BPDI have three of theseI thinkMaybe I have BPD but I can’t be sure rnOh thank fuck, this is literally the first non-horrible BPD representation I’ve ever seen
the-walking-dino: gemlings: the-unpopular-opinions:I think we need to take the B out of LGBT. Bisexuals have it way better than most of us in the queer community. They have straight privilege and ride on the coattails of the gay community. “But we
there is love in your body but you can't get it out, it gets stuck in your head won't come out of your mouth, sticks to your tongue and it shows on your face that the sweetest of words have the bitterest taste
eliosu: Little faun and the hunter 1 2 3 (now with fake subtitle) Hey guys, I’m new to this fawnlock AU, but really into it right now! I have a story in my head but I can’t write it down, ‘cause I’m not good with words and mainly English
Anonymous asked: You're a hypocrite in everything you say and do. You can attack everyone else but you can't take it. You shouldn't have a thing to say about others because you're existence is far from perfect. Oh and newsflash quit talking about how
Syrian refugees get housed in the same hotel as a furry convention, and the kids loved it
my face is foolish but my boobs are 👌
hoejhael: I’m going to have so much fun riding your impotent face, knowing you can see and feel my pussy, but you can’t touch it.
Okay so, there’s that headcanon going around that Ruby is blind and can only really see with Sapphire and I love it but what if..Sapphire is the one with the ‘future sight’ and since Ruby is always used to having it while fused with Sapphire, that
robooboe: ok but if sapph does have future vision, i really hope she can do what bogo mom does and can pass on her abilitybecause im a big fuckign sapinspired by cherubgirl and huskdawgzilla‘s beautiful pic
I’ll admit that it amuses me when some of my friends try spicy food and just can’t handle it, but this dude did tough it out until the end! Check out Hot Pepper Gaming for more ;) There is drama queens, unexpected champs, cuties in pain, and
drawbauchery: MER CHISMAS!!! Have some reindeer babs bonus: i don’t have time to make a new one right now so MERRY CHRISTMAS PART 2
Quick messy doodle of an accidental kiss between Skipper and Private! He fell or something idk but Skipper doesn’t seem to mind(the-cake-is-true)OH MY HEART JUST EXPLODED Q///A///Q
HERE HE IS ahah if miku and luka had a son this is my design of how he might look like uwu I MIGHT CHANGE A TON OF THINGS LATER but for now this is it ((nicknaming him MIX because i don’t have an actual name for him yet))
withloveyoursforever:its always “youre cute” and never “you have betwitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you.”
How do ppl caption things?!?I have so many great photos in my drafts but I can never think of good captions so they just sit there forever