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pumpkin-cheesecake: nerd-in-the-tardis: THIS FEELS SO WRONG BUT I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH JESUS THE SON OF GOD I CAN’T HELP IT THO JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE SO CUTE I was raised Christian for 18 years, in all of those years I have never loved Jesus
kululusouchou: when u have a mutual that blogs good shit but then one day theres that ONE THING thats SO PROBLEMATIC u can’t forgive it and u have to unfollow them suddenly
So I broke my new phone a while back and I’ve been using my old phone because I’m too cheap to shell out 赨 for a screen replacement lmao but last night the battery and/or charging port on my old phone finally failed so I guess I have to go get
icantdrawbutdontcare: This is for all of you who wonder what emotional abuse is. It is not a definitive list but it gives you an idea. Emotional abuse takes many forms, you can still have gone through it even if most of these don’t fit your experience.
I can’t go to the gym til 6 weeks past my surgery date which is still 10 days away but then I consult with a cardiologist and MIGHT need heart surgery. So that’ll mean another long recovery. But if I do have this heart surgery, it’ll probably make
jordynivy: annaoverboard: What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it
barachan: a new print i’ll have at AWA! but if you can’t make it to the con, you can pick one up online at society6 or redbubble ♥
hipster-trichster: 2makeyewsmile: Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman:
feenybobeany: sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might have been important
slowtho:Some people wanted Umbreon, some people wanted Glaceaon, so I decided to make every evolution at once.(kinda rushed it)I didn’t really have any good idea but you know, it works, I guess.You can also check it here: http://slowtho.deviantart.com/
allthingsaerialist: I started aerial hoop March 5th 2013, so i haven’t been doing it very long. But all i can say is it has became my life and i regret not starting it earlier. This picture was taken about 3 weeks after i started and i have progressed
yourkinkisnasty: alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like
pokemon-hentai-lovers: I found this pic so that you won’t feel sad now! But I can’t post anything now, because I don’t have any internet connection to my computer (Using my phone now) and that’s why I can’t do it now and tomorrow I won’t
itscarororo: nowacking: dabbityflabbity: IT’S BACK I have no idea why this is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing I can’t breathe
yackattack: I can’t believe it!!😳 #VYAonthego has been out for FIVE WHOLE MONTHS as of today!🎉 I didn’t share much from the launch party at the @sowdenhouse in LA, but I now have a video of it.😍 (Hint: it was a lot of work AND awesome!)
deadlylittlefucker: viri23x: I still have a long way to go in my fitness journey, but out of curiosity I put in my original “goal dress” and I can fit in it comfortably!! I can definitely tell I’ve lost inches!! Excited to see how this will look
sexybitchimightbe: lonewolfprincess: straker1980: Moms & kittens. I think I might have reblogged this already a LONG time ago (can’t find it on my blog right now), but it’s so cute that I’ll reblog it anyway! They’re itty bitty copies
sleepytimeslut: truthofmansworld: Learning to suck dick properly can be difficult for a cunt, especially if she’s never done it before. Not only do Men have general preferences on how blowjobs should be enacted, but each Man will have His own specific
who else is on mastodon? i’m not sure if i like it yet it’s like twitter but with a 500 character limit? anyway i’m andioyu on there hmu if you feel like it
so i’m about to go to the gym, but as usual, i’m making it up as i go along. i know i can make a full body workout very easily, but i should probably have more consistency. and for new ideas, i sometimes go to bodybuilder.com for some good
thenameisgreed: gothicprep: one of my coworkers used to work at hollister and she was telling me abt their dress code the other day and it simultaneously sounds made up but isn’t surprising some highlights: you have to be tan but you can’t be TOO
I miss her dearly. But I can’t go back to the way it was. She’s not mine. The one visit after felt like desiccating the grave of a lover. A lover who was not honored enough to even have a marker. We have both changed. She has evolved into
furbearingbrick: when drawing cats, people often tend to forget that kitties actually have webbed toesies! you usually can’t see it under all the floof, but if you’re lucky you can get a glimpse of the webbing when they get a good stretch just after
chattonuwu96: chokit-pyrus: I saw this one post ages ago where someone said that video games can’t have plus-size characters, because “how could they do cool action?” I can’t find the post, but it inspired me to show you guys some gifs of real
incestp0rn: My mom has a problem: she said she would be able to take my cock all the way down her throat, but she can’t. If she can’t take it by the end of the week I’ll have to force her…..
typing1handed: valeasmundum: So i’m going to bed now but I remembered I took this the other day and since i’m feeling especially good about having gone to the gym today you can have it. Kgoodnightbitches. *nods head* Do want. Goddammit Nicolas.
Do you ever have those guy friends that make all of these subtle sexual comments at you and you know nothing can actually happen between you two but they’re just so damn good at it
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
rebeccalowndes: bonesandblades1: It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
phantomshaman: icandolotsofthingsmaster: That is the agreement little girl!- DB You can have it, but know I have intentions of licking something of yours to make this an even trade… I agree too all terms. Hell I agreed to the terms when you just
viri23x: I still have a long way to go in my fitness journey, but out of curiosity I put in my original “goal dress” and I can fit in it comfortably!! I can definitely tell I’ve lost inches!! Excited to see how this will look on me when I lose
50kwatch: u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll
ssfag: I can see you have a very hard job but you have it well in hand
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might have been important
rcasedrawstuffs: I haven’t shown any of my Miiverse drawings in a long time, so here a bunch i did for Splatoon. As you can probably tell I’ve been having connection issues with the game and It’s started to really annoy me, but I can’t put all
