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mybabylikestoshootpool: Not quite a drop but close enoughMy Baby Likes To Shoot Pool
suzieme: Girls squirting when getting fucked in the ass… Not exactly “sissygasm” but close enough! ;)
renguz: 01【請勿把我的圖片轉載去任何其他網站或日誌, 謝謝】
steelsolrac: crazyboutsexvideos: hornysocialnetwork: B- All videos all the time CBSV It’s not anal but close to be…
Andreea, But • by QLT-Studio
iron-wang: iron-wang: ITS DONE! …technically I still have to fill in the triceratops horns but CLOSE ENOUGH! 45 hours of sewing, Special thanks to tinysketchbook who drew the beautiful original illustration~ i showed this post and its notes at my
thexfiles: *goes to make a post about my mental health but closes out instead* Let’s Internalize This One Buddy
kajkelli: not exactly a sirik, but close enough. Score: 8. Major deduction for posture.
bunabae: my body is a playground. my body is a carnival. never ending games of ‘guess the weight’ or ‘count the calories closely’. play music on my spine all the while telling the crowd how disgusting you find the sound. children, men, women
Not exactly how it works..: )But close enough for manga
melliesozmail: ozkinkycouple90: sirssluttygoddess: Love Melbourne… where are all the sexy men hiding.. 💋🔥 Not Melbourne, but close enough to travel 😈😈 …. **MrOz** Melbourne here Langwarrin
a reason why i always keep art trades / collabs closed ((despite me just always being busy)) is that every single time that i agree to do one with an artist, i always end up doing my part and the person does NADA and i feel like crap it also affects
hemakesmesmilehuge: Not quite RED but close enough. Happy Friday. 💋
cuntroversy: “I can’t say we were great friends, but in 1991 I decided I wanted to get to know him better. I asked him out to dinner: I said, ‘My treat, I’ll drive, just you and me.’ He agreed and showed up to my house without any bodyguards.
only-getting-loster: “This is the chemical formula for love: C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin. It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
arizona-ice-t: fishingboatproceeds: juliaworksout: One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh I was talking about golf. But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.
du4ne: me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
music-sav3s-liv3s: alwaysfindloveforyourself: You’re standing there waiting for your favorite band. They were scheduled to go on at 8, it’s 8:03. You know it’s going to happen but it still catches you by surprise. The lights go down and a deep
cornchipz: daleksunshine: danfreakindavis: when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough oh my god you can
cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
bioluminescent-seadwellers: takethedamncash: Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in
tennants-hair: depraved-dublin-disciple: This kids going places. not heaven for sure, but places
leiomano: when you walk towards a bird but it flies away
you’re a fckn lil shit if u point out people’s pimples flaws unusual habits WEIGHT but feel free to pick on their grammar
lucithor: davidisbeyonce: jesuschristvevo: imagine avril lavigne as a mom “hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend” “but mom!” “no way no way youre never gonna see him” “MOM” “HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED” I can just
drarna: i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
doisurpriseyou: meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage. This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.
Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
wifipasswords: Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
phobias: fuck girls but also fuck girls you feel me
guy: tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions
ninjamooseofthemist: ninjamooseofthemist: tHIS GERMAN GIRL WANTED A HORSE BUT HER PARENTS SAID NO SO SHE TRAINED UP HER COW this is important to me i need you all to see it
sniffing: I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
s00tball: 1. Did a little light-edit🌙✨ 2. I was conflicted about posting this because of the vast boobyness but I don’t want to feel “shamed” for having boobs anymore so 👋😌✌. 3. THANK YOU OCKERT for the original, lovely and flattering
damncops: siriuslynotamuggle: nuncamais: hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be
mooonnprincess: smokegreenlife: mara-huana: I DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE!!! Im not sure who its original owner is but i saw it on facebook and never seen a picture like this on here. its gorrrrrgeous ! enjoyy This is already on tumblr I wish people
ruinedchildhood: when you walk by a character you killed in a video game but it comes back to life
hannahrayjaykay: ayyyebrows: tumblr mobile users be like But I literally waited 45 minutes for this to load on my phone before I got it
demeaniac: I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure
ririsvagina: “who cares im making it out of the hood” this is so funny i lived in the hood but now im living in australia along the waterfront square up
the-grace-of-cas: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and
hbunot: I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
lavenderharmony: ejaculot: when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
pizza: when you’re stalking someone on instagram and double tap one of their pictures to zoom in but end up liking it
deans-avenging-angel: meulin-weipon: waiting-for-the-blue-box: greatbritishcheese: maggiekealy: tastefullyoffensive: Wi-Fighting[via] Winternet is coming pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good Did you just
my-death-is-near: inkskinned: “I cant stop writing about him. I think it’s ruining me, because I never feel better afterwards, but if I stop writing about him, I’ll lose him.” my heart is honestly breaking :’(
meulin-weipon: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
spoktrop: watchtheskytonight: This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
666grl: psychoneurotical: poorcelestialsoul: itsallbeendonemorethenonce: sweet-deer: aunteeblazer: groudon: i like this but i don’t fully understand it… whoa you don’t understand how sad this is. each adult is a cross, and each child has
ragingegyptian: Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always
the-perks-of-eating-pussy: people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important
treatme-eatme: I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker
*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*
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