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covertfujoshi: Hello, hello! As you can see, this is actually a pretty special occasion. It’s not perfectly accurate, but today is my 20th birthday, I passed 4K followers only a few days ago, and it’s only a few more days until this blog turns one
jayshana: But for real.
daddys-princess-slc: the-wet-confessions: never underestimate the sex drive of a nerd girl Daddy says “insatiable” is the word. I try to argue…but I can’t lie to Daddy ;-)
makokitten: pugglemuggle: makokitten: do you ever mean to do something but then you start thinking about fictional characters kissing and your eyes just glaze over that was maybe what i meant yeah
pokemonmasterkimba: I know this is slightly complex, but it’s worth it! Like the Pokemon one I made before, I tried to make this one as accurate as possible as well. While the birthdays thing isn’t 100% canon, it has been said that most benders are
societyisadrag: gaymigration: sharkives: I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN NEVER FORGET This is still the funniest fucking thing
glumshoe: “we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….” I mean. Well. I don’t know how to say this diplomatically, but… that’s… wrong. That’s not true. I might not know a whole lot about space but I am pretty sure that it’s sorta
ptenterprises:“Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate
liberalsarecool: ptenterprises: “Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate More working class Americans than
stripedsilverfeline: breelandwalker: retr0philia: fakenasty: instead-of-sighs: lookingforshadows: alice-rabbit: eyebrowgod: eyebrowgod: a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult? 70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall asleep because you’re too nervous/excited and your brain doesn’t shut up. You’re just lying there, different versions of imaginary scenarios are playing over and keeping your mind active.
agentbering: jessepumpkin: i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer #but until I reach that point I’m a fucking
foulserpent:ive talked about this before but i Hate how a lot of the time you NEED to go to reddit to get accurate info on drug interactions with anything recreational/dangerous/potentially addictive bc like, so many health sites will just give this vague
nvght: but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum
omgsocietyhateswomen: tumbleofthoughts: inhaleamour: lmao thankkk you AMEN! Sex and the City often disappoints me with its messages, but I think this one hit just the right angle.
“I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they’re like, ‘Oh, well, so-and-so was straight and then she was gay, and now she’s straight again’, you know? But it’s like, how many times do I have to kiss a woman before I’m gay?
bowties-coffee-and-art: joshpeck: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this test knows me better than I know me oh holy shit. That was crazy accurate Wow that was a little
doktor-gonzo: It’s amazing how accurate these two owls describe my high school life.
thefurrynerd: ((SO ACCURATE IT HURTS))
f-ckyeahfutbol:i-am-soulless:Dean has a strange way of saying “i love you” but he says it all the time (insp)Rude. But accurate.
stylinsmut: wedding vows: ur not anime but ur ok i guess
houseofhannibal: stages of feelings for frederick chilton: wow he’s a dick serves him right, i hope he dies what?? you’re supposed to be dead. shut up about your kidney already. but that is a pretty sexy pimp cane. i feel nothing but complete apathy
naoyatodo: hot female characters who you idolize bc theyre rad but theres a lot of gross porn of that character
madiniwa: WHAT DO WE WANT? COOL TATTOOS WHEN DO WE WANT EM’? NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry
combustamove: “where do you go for fun?” well mostly i hang out here, on the right side of my couch, but this butt dent is pretty established, so sometimes i like to switch things up. shuffle over to the other side. there’s no computer charger
thepanteranoir: washedgang: sincerelyhowifeel: makeitlikeitwasfanfic: shawtyyyredd: madenbrookland: trappunzelll: versacemon: Can y’all stop cause my momma got a picture just like this 😂😂 Not my mom lol Bruh, this the most accurate
jayepm: thoughtsof-r: holybolognajabronies: imsoshive: bishopmyles: imkiwhereslevi: corbeezyyy: sorrowskitchen: vibraants0ul: When he goes from being sweet to fuckboy Accurate So so accurate ✨ Niggas really be doing 180′s like this lmao?
trueadventuresofsluttymom: The struggle is real. My ass did not want to be stuffed today. It’s a little long, and not my best video, but accurate as far as what it takes to get some of these toys in my ass. But I got it in far enough that my pants
-heichoubutt: it took me a while to name the title caption, at first i was going for expectation vs reality but i come up with majority perspective ….. bonus & here is a bigger version of the top~!
owls-007: well, he did spend his entire life doing nothing else but skating (x) [other comics] [Twitter] [Support me on Patreon ♥]
swagrovski: I’m sorry but this #GrowingUpAsian tag is too much for me
constantli: mister-pokeylope: toteslegitfoxnews: Mine’s “You know what? I just found out I’m a ghost.” and I have to say, that would explain a lot. “Don’t look at me like that, but I don’t give a shit” is the most Gemini excuse possible
ptenterprises: “Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate
inscapings: fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor: this is so sad but accurate. like, you can say to someone with an eating disorder “you’re not fat,” or “you’re so skinny,” or “i wish i had your body,” etc. but they’ll never believe it because
hecklerandkoch: i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day
ridderen: the best part of being an artist is being able to draw this but also this
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
nitashinori: When you want to draw but don’t know what When you know what to draw but don’t know how
i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:
stormcorrosion: the grossest thing is waxed up curly moustaches and suspenders on twentysomething iron&wine fans with tattoos please stop trying to look like a 19th century carnival strongman
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
Shout out to all my girls pretty enough to be called pretty, but oddly never pursued. I fucks with y'all.
kortopis:bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful
dead-pendragon: heterophilia: Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back. SOMEONE SAID IT
smallanxieties: my feel when I find drafts for a continuation of horrorscopes but still don’t know whether to make more or not.
beyonslayed: Overshare, but keep it in the tags
same but niall
colachampagnedad:when you know the message bout to be nasty but you in public n you gotta look around to make sure nobody close enough to see your phone screen
raisesomehale: I haven’t watched teen wolf in a while but I’m p sure this is at least 34% accurate
ursulatheseabitchh: acting cool but checking out the booty like
liamdryden: buzzfeed: Finding a job sucks. Ha, this was sitting in my queue, but it’s perfect timing after the video I posted yesterday!
faerieglade: “theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
Aries Mar 14 2013 You may feel as though your life is spinning out of control. You are facing a few too many challenges right now, and trying to solve one problem after another has left you fatigued and confused. But in reality, Aries, it isn’t
animatedmiles: okay but imagine how frustrated all the characters in rwby are over their own fucking show (inspired by this; original here)
tearingdowndoors: Trying to drop subtle hints that you’re queer around new people, but usually just ends up like
zoudidas: when literally all of ur mutuals are turning into marvel blogs but u have never even seen any of the marvel movies or know who the fuck bucky barnes is or what the fuck captain america even does so u just sit there like
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