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pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
mamacastiel: why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle.
chicanaspice: capnkeegan: chicanaspice: why this happen Labels are very important in science experiments. Because the bottle is labeled “woosh bottle,” it must go woosh. thank u for this science, friend
recaito: weloveshortvideos:Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician & can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle” Literally me when I’m cleaning the lobby
orgasmorgy: 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take as many as you possibly can down and hoard them for yourself because doing anything else is communism.
freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles. it
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook
likeneelyohara: Vodka Orange Upside Down 1 large orange1 small bottle vodka Remove top stem part of the orange. With a knife, gently poke insides of the orange to open up the pulps. Open vodka bottle and insert into the hole. Rest orange in a small
methlabrador: a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
alt-j: wheelcher2: alt-j: how much water is too much water 15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death 15 water bottles is too much water
i-think-im-tripping: quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle?
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN YOUR MOVE
collegehumor: Kids Play Rock-Paper-Scissors-Coke Bottle To The Head Too young for drinking games. Plus the bottle’s empty.
quasi-normalcy:herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
averyangryfeminist: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because I like
poppersniff: poppercockworship: That final moment, that deep final whiff, just fuck the bottle and sperm like a man. Beautiful Bottle Action!
weloveshortvideos: Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician & can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle”
hey my friend showed me this and it really works. i lost 50 lbs already and i’m losing weight as we speak… i got 2 free bottles of it too. atleast get a free bottle before it’s too late. click below
filled-with-the-unusual: strechingisfun: Bottles make my pussy so happy!!! I love gushing everywhere💦💦😵. Filling myself back up with pussy juices is so sexy!!! #bottles #squirting #gaping #playtime #naughty #mixxtail #budlight ;-)
monsterholes: holegirl: Playtime with 1 ltr bottle in my pussy. Later 0.5 ltr bottle in my ass and then the kong. What a fun day 😍 Mmm such sloppy holes
In 1989, a little girl named Amy sent a bottle of colored water, oil and glitter to Roald Dahl, who knew right away that this was a dream in a bottle inspired by his book, The BFG. In response, the author penned this short note to his 7-year-old fan.
ghostpearl-relatable: *finds a bottle on the beach* *opens it* *bottle starts screaming* what the fuck
thebigbadfox: Sexuality is fluid you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because I like pink, why? Kids: Pink
xbunnyclawsx:Credit: @lifeafterdeathdesigns Literally my fave wine ever. I have 2 bottles of dark, and a bottle of inferno, which is an amazing fall wine.
whizzbees: Some Secrets Should Stay Secret.Found bottle on wooden stand containing instructions on how to build a ship in a bottle.
phoenixwrong: lora-does-things: So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER
stiwfssr: I’m just a bottling liquor-man. That’s my job. Paid by the hour, no bullshit. Bottling Ray’s Good Liquor.
melbournedom-subcouple: Public Indecency - Walkin around in public with lube bottle inside her tight pussy As you guys requested, I made my kinky little slut walk around in a short skirt… with lube bottle shoved up her tight pussy… When i pulled
adaptedtoxo: Don’t apologize, I quite enjoy messy.I see that bottle after bottle got you goin’ crazy, and doin’ shows after shows got me so lazy, so ride it out for me, and take it off for me…
aqueerass: sourcefieldmix: mayordog: cruelty hate when sprite bottles enter the factory, they are still able to feel pain. these are baby bottles as you can see from their size. they are taken from their mother and slaughtered for our consumption.
