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misterbara: i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me we’re not going to have a good day
thechronicleofshe: centelle:OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFEwhen a cat likes you, its like being elected president.when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excali
poupart: man I don’t even care if my scribbles aren’t decodable and if you can’t tell the bird dinosaurs apart IT’S DONE AND THAT’S THAT i like how you can see me progressively giving fewer and fewer shits about quality E: SHIT I FORGOT A PAGE
clockwork-warhol: feralsaarebas: remylebean: Holy shit everybody fucking get on this game we gotta bully trump out of the race It’s so fucking hard it’s like Flappy Bird but you get the pleasure of shitting on Trump.
fat-birds: candyholic-2: dantes-divine-comedy: geardaemon: plantpuppy: HOLY SHIT LISTEN TO THIS RAVEN’S CUTE OLD MAN VOICE I didnt even fucking know ravens can talk I am fucking amazed I need 17 I LOVE HIM. OMG what a good bird
cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:teaboot:hotvampireadjacent:Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the
thighetician: jackmeatington: laurdlannister-kingslayer: ohnahchill: No kid is gonna sit through a 4hr movie. Incredibles 2 is for us. Idc what anyone says. this our shit IT’S 4 HOURS? Brad Bird is off the shits
itsalburton: thanris: fat bird bullying my doggo @indirispeaks @degeneratemagicalcatgirl @ocress this cheeky little shit bird
spooky-ichi: knifeandlighter: spooky-ichi get high because youll be dead one day. I’m already dead *looks off into the ocean* I’ve been dead a long time yo man, that deathgrips/sylvia plath shit shit is for the birds bro.
protomen: WHY THE FUCK IS ANGRY BIRDS GETTING A FUCKING MOVIE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK IT’S LITERALLY A FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU THROW BIRDS AT PIGS AND YET IT’S GOTTEN SO FUCKING POPULAR THERE ARE SHIRTS AND PLUSHIES AND
iguanamouth: thankyoucorndog: iguanamouth: birds dont exist if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop? checkamte shit
chickensandwich: ticklemebmo: Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits. nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl
thoughtsfeelingsandmadness: chubby birds make me so happy look at this precious thing oh my goodness they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute don’t talk shit though or it will end you this has been a chubby bird appreciation post good day
daisyazuras: bhhammy: …this is the best thing.Bald eagle fistbump. Holy shit.(Pretty sure that’s some sort of puppet or animatronic though.) Maybe but then again I’ve seen birds do things like that in real life. Birds are smart.
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubbythink of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
chocahontas: numba1stunnna:terezi-pie-rope:carlboygenius:10 Tyson Tweets the fucking last one Just fuck me up Neil! The egg from a bird that was not a chicken. Holy shit. What bird then??? Somebody got too much time on their hands
dynastylnoire: nightskyybeauty: afrikangyal: 50shadesofcanteven: arkhams-first: taterth0t: WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP 😂😂😂 when the birds won’t stfu when it’s cleaning day & you hear the loud ass oldies The bird comment is so accurate
nightskyybeauty: afrikangyal: 50shadesofcanteven: arkhams-first: taterth0t: WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP 😂😂😂 when the birds won’t stfu when it’s cleaning day & you hear the loud ass oldies The bird comment is so accurate it fucking
grinningmoonlight: m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m: cactuseeds: this is oh my god didn’t even see it was moVING If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying. shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s waldo
ssweetart: swag-bird: ssweetart: swag-bird: ssweetart: I would like to dedicate this fic to @nsfwbutts for having such a hot hot lovely bone daddy Gaster to use as inspiration Gaster/F!Reader ALSO ITS FLUFF?Yes…..yes for now….mph also shit
justanewworldfool: risinginsurgency: anorie: SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW. Heard you talkin shit. RULES OF NATURE
fruitfish: forthelake: fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all But
dashbeardconfessional: grinningmoonlight: m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m: cactuseeds: this is oh my god didn’t even see it was moVING If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying. shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s
fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
thoughtsfeelingsandmadness:chubby birds make me so happy look at this precious thing oh my goodness they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute don’t talk shit though or it will end you this has been a chubby bird appreciation post good day
facelesskinkyblackguyblog: ho-ho-ho-things: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: ho-ho-ho-things: tricky-buttafly: ho-ho-ho-things: the-me-bird: ho-ho-ho-things: the-me-bird: ho-ho-ho-things: theuniversesposts: ho-ho-ho-things: I’m high as shit but
hearthawk: falseknees: Winnie’s seen some shit When I used to band birds in college, the oldest cardinal we caught was banded 10 years earlier, and it was MIND BLOWING to my professor- most birds are lucky if they see their second or third spring. I
papealape: fat-birds: candyholic-2: dantes-divine-comedy: geardaemon: plantpuppy: HOLY SHIT LISTEN TO THIS RAVEN’S CUTE OLD MAN VOICE I didnt even fucking know ravens can talk I am fucking amazed I need 17 I LOVE HIM. OMG what a good bird
tsunamiwavesurfing: tbh its refreshing to see my guys learning to enjoy themselves by themselves and not being one dimensional “I gotta get laid” type niggas cause that shit weak af tbh go feed birds in the park compose a sonata or some shit it more
jaredsasquatch: #look at this motherfucking bird #it’s keeping itself in the air by the sheer power of its ANGER #who the fuck are you? #the name’s RAGE BIRD #and I’m here to FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
dalmonite: lou0: datspookypasta: shadowkixx: bird-is-the-wyrd: Holy shit my CHildeHOOD Adult humor in my childhood. I now just got it. asdfghjkl;jkljcsklfilhduifod wat HOLY SHIT She can certainly ‘reel’ them in. *badum-tish*
theheartbrokenlibertarian: WHATKINDOF BIRDholy shit those things are gorgeous! i have honestly never seen this species of bird! what are they???? Look like a type of love bird to me
kovaniy: anorie: SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW. YOU’RE WALKING IN THE WOODS THERE’S NO ONE AROUND, AND YOUR PHONE IS DEAD OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT IT BIRD WITH A KNIFE
Random thoughts Jen has at random times; I bet Ruby and Sapphire coined the term ‘Lovebirds’ because they like shapeshifted into birds or some shit and were so lovey dovey that the people who saw them called lovers ‘love birds’ because of these
fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubbythink of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
