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mustache socks and cuddles.
these are not my glasses
SO KAWAII
norachu: SO KAWAII
our feet were dirty after standing outside, watching fireworks, barefoot. so we hopped in the tub, and turned on the cold water. light some candles, and boom, romance.
yes, hello i have the most amazing and handsome boyfriend ever. happy six months you flawless being, you!
the last one makes me melt.
GOD LIKES ME
uhyup.
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the pipe fox, mugetsu ♥
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our cat titty is watching dylan play golden sun, lolol.
reluctantly-alive: beefsquatch: domics: Commission for @beefsquatch STILL PERFECT. Preston and Kayla o.o Looks just like ‘em. FALSE, THIS IS ME AND DYLAN.
beefsquatch: I’m gonna start a feminist clothing line bow bow bow.
beefsquatch: Lenora made me a little Lemongrab valentine of my own. :) Hehuehe. (ノ◔ ⌣ ◔)ノ
beefsquatch: Got a bunch of stickers from The Nocturne Project!
“just the tip of her penis because her father’s hulk hogan and he’s a huge man” things my boyfriend wakes up to tell me
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beefsquatch: I am disheveled. no you’re cute
beefsquatch: Paddles came in the mail today. hehehe.
beefsquatch: The best insult my girlfriend has ever given another girl is probably, “Bitch, you have yaoi hands.”
beefsquatch: The thing I hate about Tumblr is that people will see something that offends them and then spout three paragraphs of bitchy hate instead of checking whether it’s true or not first, and save themselves the embarrassment of looking dumb
beefsquatch: adventuretitan: SHE DRESSED AS BLOSSOM? I had such a crush on her not even gon’ lie. this is why my hair is red. so my boyfriend will love me
beefsquatch replied to your photo: a trusted friend in science Kiss meeeeeeeeeeeEEeeEeeEEEEEeeee. and then I did.
beefsquatch: “You can choose to not be depressed.” You can choose to not be a butthole.
beefsquatch: “Teehee.”
beefsquatch: Slave to the booty. the last two pictures are clearly and obviously different from the first three.
beefsquatch: norafox: dylan just called our cat titty an “ice queen” because she wouldn’t look at him when he tried to get her attention hahaha Mean girls make my dick hard. Fuck you, asshole.
beefsquatch: So Lenora got me this p sweet shirt. ☺ wow best girlfriend of the year 10/10
beefsquatch: Cuddle buddies.
beefsquatch: I am v mature poet.
SpongeBob SquarePants
beefsquatch: The skruggle is real.
beefsquatch: I’m off work and my hair’s all washed. Feels good, man. my boyfriend so sessy.
beefsquatch: THIS DUDE TWEETED A PICTURE OF LITTLE ME AND I’M SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNOW IT’S ME BUT I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD METH ADDICT WHY. Read More you look so fucking sneaky
beefsquatch: Sssssssssssloots. my babies ♥
beefsquatch: Totally cut off weathers. mmmmmhhmmm omg. <3
beefsquatch: This shirt is still the best. did I mention I made this shirt
beefsquatch: The only thing bad about the update is having to make an extra click just to delete the stupid shit I post.
beefsquatch: HOW DARE ANYONE SAY CAPTAIN CRUNCH ISN’T A CAPTAIN HE SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS OF FLAVOR AND FUCKED YOUR MOUTH TO GET WHERE HE IS TODAY.
beefsquatch: Collars Pierced nipples Butt plugs The sound of a booty gettin’ spanked
beefsquatch: “I’m not a feminist, I’m an EQUALIST.” Haha no man you just don’t understand what feminism is all about.
beefsquatch: Let’s just start calling call pro-choice, “pro-freedom”, And start calling pro-life, “pro-mass of cells that has literally no effect on anyone who is not the woman carrying it inside of her”,
beefsquatch: くコ:彡 ＜コ:ミ Squid squad got the dash on lock. ＜コ:ミ くコ:彡 ＜コ:ミ くコ:彡 The tagged/me got me ‘bout to ink. くコ:彡 ＜コ:ミ
beefsquatch: I broke a glass and Lenora didn’t put on a maid outfit before sweeping it up for me I have never been more offended in my life.
beefsquatch: Situations where someone is obligated to have the sex with you: - There are literally none.
beefsquatch: norafox: dylan doesn’t want to go on a date with me ;___; Shut the hell up you big cootie bug we’re going on a date. heehee ♥
beefsquatch: If I was a stripper my name would be Wingnut because I would grind so hard them nuts are going to fly the hell off.
beefsquatch: Sometimes I feel like anime needs to learn when to fucking stop.
beefsquatch: MMMMMMMMMMMMmMmmlawdy.
beefsquatch: *puts on pikachu kigurumi at the beach* wsuh im here for the mega babes
beefsquatch: you know how strippers have that thing where they pull a chain and water splashes down on them i want that but with unopened capri suns
beefsquatch: make sure your dude is wearing boxer briefs when you wanna do the naughty with him because there’s no angle where the butt/package will not look good. yes, this is true
beefsquatch: are we all just going to sit here and not talk about how hot i am or you so hot hot hot leg
beefsquatch: your thang: my thang: dang
beefsquatch: Best shirt. i need 20
beefsquatch: Best shirt.
