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“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
grodyhoe: my arms look really awkward because i was in the middle of doing something, but heres the only time you guys will ever see me really smiling
Um.. Hi.. Ignore my face…
red-x-bacon: Trash and Delta as animals because… um, hmm…delta belongs to @shinonsfw support patreon! ⎸Donation! a CUTE
aznboizaresex: (via In need of “back to school” clothes, because college loans… by @zaddynak - Piknu)
sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u
really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
vogue-hearts: never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
slimeeeman: really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
dsdarkside: Imagine this: You had terrible noisy weekend. You finally managed to do some work (despite of awful headache)… And at the end you found out that you did WRONG work… I still feel so stupid -__-… All my troubles in life because…um…
because-um-pancakes: prolifefemale:n1n3t41ls:1950’s dresses I would wear all of these! WANT WANT WANT WANT
noyouplum: soroku: does anyone else really love height differences?? like it’s just so cute when your otp has a really visible size difference because um hello standing on tippy toes to kiss how cute is that
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
smaskvxn: UM. someone said it looked like jenga so
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most
jess-curious: Um… it was windy and spring and I dressed up and that’s literally the only excuse I have for this I’m sorry.
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
arkhams: margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
soroku: does anyone else really love height differences?? like it’s just so cute when your otp has a really visible size difference because um hello standing on tippy toes to kiss how cute is that
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
arkhams:margaritina:arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
thepigeongazette:DO YOU WANT ANTS!? Because ….um….
knowledgeequalsblackpower: class-snuggle: It’s pretty rich that one of the classic American criticisms of rival countries is how they’re based on brainwashed personality cults and leader-worship because um these fuckers literally defaced 1300 acres
collegejock: collegejock.tumblr.com Reblogging again, because… um… yeah.
Because, um, Becca’s boobs.
mamec2: allmyswallowsorg: sudorfrio: Ve a casa y replantéate tu vida https://twitter.com/Mister_Sicko Just because….um…whaaa…??
arkhams:margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK
Because, I love you
