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ainitsuite-agape:We wear all black to remind you not to fuck with us because we’re already dressed for your funeral. ...Follow me on twitter @ a1n1tsu1teagape - I’m definitely more active there after the t/umblr purge!
truestoriesaboutme:Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
this was supposed to be like a happy playful piggyback ride but then i thought why do that when pain is also an option
I need feminism because-
samael: absolutedream-undertaleart: Short little comic featuring Alphys who had just built MK mechanical arms. Why did MK go to Papyrus? Who wouldn’t? :D But also because at the end of the pacifist run, MK becomes Papyrus’ new fan, and I wanted
doodlesonly:Brioche on some brioche for @spejoku! Everyone should go read his comic Junkyard Heroes because the action scenes are popping
did-you-know: In 1988, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a sound studio at 3am to ask if he could come record his new idea. Despite the time, the owner agreed because he was so polite. He showed up in 15 minutes, sang with his ukulele, and recorded ‘Somewhere
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
tzysk: I forgot that I promised to post this~ My Bee and Puppycat short from Issue #4 Boom! Studios the difference between me and bee is that i would call down and ask if i could pick it up the same day and they’d be like no but i’d be like
Because I'm a potato
sherrocked:My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail. She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and
steakpanties: steakpanties: I just drank 2 cans of red bull to hype myself up because I need to make a phone call to schedule an appointment at the dentist fUCK I DID ITI FUCKING DID IT
Because if Kylo has the emotional maturity of a feral teenage boy, he has the table manners of one as well. LBR Kylo’s mother is a princess, he knows every single piece of table manners ever but chooses to conduct himself with the delicacy and grace
gwylock1: geeneelee: I love imagining the classic Doctors partaking in modern phenomena, because there is honestly no reason beyond the metatextual ones why it couldn’t happen. The Doctor has been known to enjoy pop culture, and can time travel, so
because i like movies
thebadwolf: the world doesn’t end because ｔｈｅ ｄｏｃｔｏｒ ｄａｎｃｅｓ.
Do you know why I love lots of threads with the same person? Because if on a particular day I have no idea how to answer a thread, having multiple threads allow me to keep playing with a wonderful person no matter how my brain is an idiot. So yes, no
because this post cracked me up
fucking fuck you ME3 fucking fuck argh so it just won’t load at all with any of the dlc installed, so i get rid of the dlc, and i sTILL CAN’T LOAD BECAUSE I NEED THE DLC TO PLAY THE PART I’M AT … … guess who has to start
rebornica: SO my friend ( I won’t tell xyr name ) made a female character that’s big boobed and has wavy hair and then…. this just in, we’re not allowed to make big boobed, women characters
cactusburglar: 100th post!Because my handwriting is bad:Looker: Nanu, did you eat all my cheese doodles? I won’t be mad, I just need to know if I need to buy more.Nanu: Haven’t seen ‘em.
imaginensfw:Imagine your favorite character getting so horny after you beat two levels of the kraid game they cant keep their hands off you and you have to stop because they wanna fuck so bad and the kraid game’s incredible physics made them take off
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
The game plan is to ride the high of The Avengers a little longer, then submerge myself in Thor comics, because he’s still my favorite. Expect me liveblogging these experiences.
This is where the magic happens.
princessflaw: I like Incubus. There’s like no fanart of him. Such a shame. I can’t help but agree. It’s like… “Oh look, a succubus fanart! And another one! And another one! And there’s this too! And that! And those!"
bace-jeleren:To some people you’re an NPC To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
blockmind:tumblr: stop liking— no because I am a responsible functioning adult with a healthy disassociation between fiction and reality
aolady: karuna-tan: aolady: Dear Odin forgive me GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO REBLOG THIS G-give me reason to delete my photo editor apps. ( /u\) Nah, I’d rather give you plenty of reasons to do the exact same thing for the rest of the male MVP
actionables: SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
itswhateverbraaaah: Acting like you don’t give a shit when you do is a bad idea. Because one night when you’re awake at 3 a.m all your feelings you’ve kept bottled up and shoved away are going to come spilling out of you like a flood and you will
luciferofficial: i compiled the “hobbes and me” playlist into one video because everyone needs to see daveed diggs play a stuffed tiger
kyraneko: thequantumqueer: sad-commie: tenderpotter: inksplattersandearlyhours: I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation. We’ve walked
little-smartass: whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just
tibby:i think tumblr is my preferred social media because it’s the website that reminds me the most of the internet from my childhood. like we are never again going to experience the internet the way it was in the early-mid 2000s when a lot of the Big
emmamountebank:emmamountebank:cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell overtumblr, doing the bare minimum of
fucktheroyals:palavengarden:mrv3000:transtaglias:transtaglias:obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly finei went on fandom wiki at some
pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free.
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
snapchatting: yeah, i do lots of drugs. like tonight i took not one, but two Advils because my headache was so terrible from snorting all that cocaine last night
blackkyurems: Now you can have that crazy old man from pokemon leaf green/fire red laying on your blog because he hasn’t had his coffee
This is fucking evil
alexleefitz: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for
This was another scene that contributed to me seeing the Gems as energy beings
this episode has re-inspired me to maybe actually work on that Greg and Pearl bonding comic I’ve been writing
brandnewswastikas: I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day and watch The O.C. in your sweatpants with your hair tied in a knot and all of your makeup smeared because you’ve been crying. I don’t care about
castiel-counts-deans-freckles: 221cbakerstreet: mazeerunnner-deactivated2018032: When I hear the screams of the crowd, I think it’s because I must look stunning. Then I notice something is rising up around me. Smoke. From fire. Not the flickery stuff
because this gif is important
gettingahealthybody: If rape is the victim’s fault because of the victim’s actions or words or dressing, then it would be like saying murder is the victim’s fault or robbery is the victim’s fault. I mean, who ask the victim to be hanging out
astrape: Hey just a reminder: you’ve probably seen lots of articles about people being forced to uncover because of the burqini ban in France. If you do, and they have pictures or video of those being targeted without their coverings and without being
deadgoliath: Hans Zimmer - Interstellar - Main Theme (Piano Version) because i noticed right after reblogging the last post it stopped halfway through
Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like
ore-no-fanservice: sarroora: caskette: دیگران را ببخش، نه به خاطر اینکه لایق بخششند، به خاطر اینکه تو لایق آرامشی Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but becuase you deserve
this is how an angel cries
This is how an angel dies (✖)
mjwatson: Favourite Movies [in no order]:● Wolf Children 2012: “He told me to keep smiling through tough or painful times, even if I had to force myself to do it. Because I’d probably be able to get through them if I did.”
This world is cruel, but also very beautiful
mcroosa: Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
tissueboxesforseals: quick arcana doodles; because my apprentice has a lot of love to pass around and i’m just here for the ride
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