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frightzoned: Anyway someone just called the store and asked “is this the Krusty Krab” and I of course said “no this is Patrick” because they were maybe ten years old and I heard like 5 kids start laughing like they were going to pass out. The
haviary: the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates
leupagus: haviary: the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it
onnanoko-sekai:My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I
jsantagato: Sometimes you just want someone to ask you how your day went because they actually care about it.
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
sexedplus: Because a lot of people have been asking “why would you ever tell someone you’re kinky?” Here are a few reasons!Follow sexedplus for more like this!
colourofoctober: Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.
Tomorrow is 4 months since I almost broke my ankle and knee. Tomorrow I also find out if I need ankle surgery or not, and I’m hoping that I won’t. I’m also going to ask for a regular therapist and finally talk to someone because some
You expect me to go to my moms so you can talk more shit about me, asking where the fuck I was just because I didn’t come upstairs. Shut the hell up. Don’t worry about me, you’re just someone who lives upstairs, you don’t like
fhaul: I’m scared you’ll ask questions and take the risk and fall because I’m made up of shaky hands and half answers you need someone more stable and whole.
shinjukugewalt: sugardaddyoppa: madblackgirl: also if you’re into kpop and you at any point start dating a east asian guy, folks are going to assume its because you wanted a lil personal idol I feel this so hard tholike someone actually asked me
amovible: I feel so bad there’s an old lady who knocked at our door asking if someone found her black cat, smokes, and she’s really worried because it usually just sits on her porch and never goes past there, and I’ve seen it, it only goes on the
dafatninja: famaululat: Me when I can’t hear what someone’s saying but I don’t want to ask them to repeat it Me when ever anyone is saying anything because I’m usually not paying attention
lordaardvarksfm: On a scale from 1 to 10, how fucking badly do you guys want this? Because it’s hovering around a 9 for me. Fuck it, I’m scheduling February 11 for me to port this. Someone brought it up to ask about it as a commission, but fuck that.
theheartbrokenlibertarian: kamiyu910: senpatriarch: skelatal-remains: torios: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza.
bellthekat: marauders4evr: “Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Then Rudolph told Santa and the other reindeer to get lost because you can’t emotionally abuse someone for years and then ask them for
ramonafleurs: To be honest if a man asked my dad for permission to marry me I would immediately say no because that means they are implying that someone other than myself has a right to my life choices & I’m not about that at all. Like that is
hinjakus:can we stop conditioning teens on tumblr to be terrified of being wrong or misinformed ??? you can’t ask a damn question on here without someone jumping down yr throat??? let kids learn from their mistakes because they WILL LEARN. don’t
megalyniam: Someone come invade my ask box because I’m so bored that I might fall asleep.
brianadeshe: annakie: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because
thelovejournals: “If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.” ― Ritu Ghatourey “The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone
onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I
pigcatapult: The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal evidence or “common
caspercryptid:I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture And asking them what Greek god it represents
nudityandnerdery:book–wyrm:caspercryptid:I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture And asking them what Greek god it represents#my favourite part is the
boatsthatfly: boatsthatfly:who wants to help me with after effects because i have no idea what im doing. message me i legitimately need help like i basically just need someone i can text asking “how do i __________”
pornusual: onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot.
phoebe-does:sometimes love is just doing things without having to be asked, making a cup of tea for someone as they’re working, packing an extra lunch because you know they’re rushed for time. Love doesn’t have to be expressed in grand gestures,
othert:chaumas-deactivated20230115:my favorite response to people asking me “are you a woman?” is “who isn’t?” because it seems like it means something but it absolutely does not My favorite thing to do when I changed my name was if someone
deadcatwithaflamethrower: leupagus: haviary: the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone
leupagus: haviary: the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone “Где водка?”
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Super Sons - Damian Wayne x Jon Kent Someone in tumblr asked me for them and i couldn’t stop myself and i drew them because i have wanted since DC decide to pair them in one comic XD whose dick you think that is? batman’s
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things: asking someone to be patient confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
johnthreecontinents:queerdraco:thejohnlockhell:Scenes without background music: Sherlock sees John for the first time after the fall. because queerdraco told me someone couldn’t hear the heartbeat in that post of hers and asked me if I could take
bdsmbeautifullybound: chrissymiller89: bdsmbeautifullybound: Complicated little things we are but so worth it. You will know when you find someone special, because they will keep digging, keep asking, and keep being there… and will create a safe
the-kessel-run: insanelycoolish: bloodytales: bloodytales: My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because
demond4n: Someone sent me a message asking for a Katy Perry blowjob fake. Here’s the thing. Blowjob fakes (for me) are harder and/or difficult to capture. This is because (for me) the celeb in question starts to not resemble themselves once their face
c0deinee: Do you ever think about someone and suddenly ask yourself,”How the fuck did I manage to get such an amazing person in my life?” Because I just did that and I still can’t come up with a reasonable explanation
