because really
NSFW Tumblr
find because really on porn pin board
because really clips
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
So if you ever tell me that one of my non-het pairings doesn’t work because they’re obviously platonic I will probably have an instant dislike for you. Reason being the amount of times random people asked me “is she your sister?”
thecurmudgeon: I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half
So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
Work related stuff I need to rant about under the cutSo I guess one of the newer guys at work has been talking shit about me even though I didn’t know there was a problem? I know I can be dense sometimes but I really wish people would just come to me
myrrdesketchbook: Awwwyiss.It is time for this stuff again, simply because I realized I have that sort of amount of followers which is both A LOT and looked silly! Yess, perfectly valid reason to have art giveaway!I’ve heard this kinda things have
arcticmonkies: i’m really confused about how louis and niall are so synchronized what omg ??? THAT ONE?? THSI is so weird im so confused
jesusfuckingchristharold: “It’s Not That I’m Happy You Have Bad Eyesight, It’s Just That I Am Really Happy You Have Bad Eyesight.” aka *this is very zayn and louis heavy so if you have feels, open with caution Read More
severingsnapes: sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet
Too another sleeping pill because after looking up prices for front row Black Keys tickets, I am too excited to sleep
We went to Denver earlier than we needed to so we could go to Ikea and buy a bookshelf. We timed it so we’d have an hour to look around and have time in line. We get there ten til 7 tonight and left without buying the bookshelf because they close
lolsofunny: do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
marlonsbrando: kinda wanna be really nice and chill…. but kinda wanna punch some people in the face
daddynoooo: astronautthrowdown: And just because really… Idol
Lol when your brain decides it’s a great time to have an anxiety over your boyfriend potentially not enjoying sex with you anymore, which is founded on nothing because he’s expressed excitement over reuniting.
my friend is convinced she still owes me a birthday present because i couldn’t go rave with her in berlin.. so she got us tickets for an all-night rave in a re-purposed church on a hippie art commune <3
it took half the day to get the fire going because it was raining but i still think it’s a cool way to cook dinner 😎🔥🍜
lonym82: Mach 5 until i do my research, this might be my default dream car, just because it’s cool and i know the name. GO SPEED RACER GO!!!!!!!
Today has been a fucked up mess in some ways and in others, just another ordinary day, which is a sad thing to realize. This will hopefully be posted just after midnight tonight because Tumblr is a very numbing and friendly experience such that I hit
thecutestofthecute: chronicarus: Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about. I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
satanismy-bitch:vintage-kisses:Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
iminsatx: Happy New Year everyone!!! IMINSATX May you all be drenched in cum and sweat and piss, and may your holes never be empty of either cock or tongue. Here’s to a sexual 2011, because, really…what’s better than
I was upset at first at the big/lineage I got because it wasn’t the one I had been dreaming of, but I now think this is the one I was meant to be in, and that it was the complete right fit. Lineage “linner” Thursday and prob have my
Gonna watch Pitch Perfect because I can’t understand why I’m sad. Or rather I can, but I’d rather not think about it.
Well guess who is gonna have a shit day tomorrow because now it’s 3am and she still can’t sleep? This bitch. Nice long day at work tomorrow. Joints are going to kill me, I’ll be on no sleep and I’ll probably still be fucking pissed
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
I cant sit here and be the perfect kid anymore. I cant sit here and ‘fix’ my dads mood swings. I cant be the only person who HAS to put up with it no matter what. I’m never allowed to be upset or annoyed because then its “my dad
This one represents us better than the other one bc u are the tiny spoon 9 out of 10 times – That’s because you’re so warm like 90% of the time..
books-on-tables: 2211701% done with Benedict Cumberbatch’s face when he can’t stop to sign things/talk to his fans because really are you serious that is the look of a man who was just forced to steal a child’s teddy bear, like Benedict pls
hasufin:somerandomweirdo-deactivated202:wallowing-wallflower:secretcherimaybe:Finland, when a new store opens:ALTwhatShit like this makes it very, very hard to tell when someone is making things up. Because, really, no one has yet managed a yarn that’s
That awkward moment when someone tells you to kill yourself because you sent them a pretty picture of the sky
brightlotusmoon: healthy-harold: alphedhel:queer-as-duck:gods-unchosen-one:ichikun: cumbacon: somesaypoetry: sevey6: racistspiderman: racistspiderman: More women Thank god they decided to make more Wow Dolly Parton has really been hard at
venus used to have an alien civilization. but it got too hot because they did the same thing as us (burn green house gas) and the planet got hotter and hotter. everything burned. don't repeat the mistake
odetonothingnesswroteshe: peachibunni: Thank you so much to everyone who shared my original Kiki post. I Really appreciate your support 💖 you guys are so awesome! ^// ^ These photos of my Kiki Cosplay turned out so perfectly I just want to cry!
yunisverse: Team Let Steven Dye His Hair Pink But Only If He Reclaims It As His Own Instead Of Trying To Imitate Someone Else First Because Really That’s Pretty Fucked Up 2k17
rainbowthundercunt: carathecorpse: brain-confetti: lycantherapy: Guys, I swear I had good intentions starting out. I was thinking “Man, you know what we need? We need motivational werewolves. Because really, people area awesome, and don’t
im always changing my theme because i always see another blog with a better one
xyako: “You look so much prettier without all that make up”how about i like make up and i put effort into my make up, not for you but for me, and saying that the effort and time ive put in looks bad is a really shitty thing to do and i never asked
poetbastard: poetbastard: Yo! I’m in a deep financial pit right now. I can’t afford a new apartment because I still have this dept on the bank from the last landlord who screwed me over and I have to show a clean bank record in order to be electable
suppyguppy: suppyguppy: seriously please boycott the new Death Note movie not only did they whitewash it by casting a white actor to play Light, Asian actors weren’t even allowed to audition because they “were not looking to see Asian actors”
raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
flowerbabytrevelyan: In fanfiction there is a difference between being a good writer and a popular writer. Just because you can write a well-structured story with dynamic and consistent writing and characters doesn’t mean you will be popular. And
theshitfuck-png: Psst hey guys you should totally check out my art tag ( /tagged/my-art ) and see if there’s any art you like that you would want a tshirt of. It would really help me out a lot!
*clears throat* Does me being nice seam annoying because really I can be a bitch if me being nice isn’t working for y'all…just let me know..
rabioheab: if you say “do the helen keller and talk with your hips” in front of your mirror 3 times at 3:03 am 3OH!3 will appear behind you and do an entire free concert because really they have nothing better to do
I make fanart of my own splices because I am a narcissist. :D
pledgingmylove: My closet is filled with many distractions! I guess this is what I’m cleaning in for the rest of the day because really, why should I have to wait until summer to wear this? 😎
waytoomuchinformation: I haven’t been posting a lot of myself lately, because really I haven’t been doing all that well and as a result I’ve just felt… like I wanted to be invisible. I work up this morning and liked what I saw in the bathroom
videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie “That’s… quite impressive, really.” “Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.” Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
Silverbutt City: Hey, Guys, i really need your opinion! Do you think Shion could actually someday top Nezumi in bed???
kuro-cuniculus: Day 5: Favorite Noah Road Kamelot & Tyki Mikk I loved them from beggining. Together or separately it doesn’t matter because they are perfect characters. Even if Road didn’t looked good at the beginning of manga I liked her
junebirds: ~*horse boys*~some equestrian au iwaois because…. i was in the mood…
remember that time i went to prom by myself because my mother forced me? at least i had the same dress as New York when she got spit in the mouth by pumpkin.
