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brightlittlecupcake: dyelpeters: I love the third photo where hte precum dribbles oh lord. Buttercup and I are going on a lunch date on Friday and I think I’m going to have to get grilled cheese because this post makes me want it so bad… How my
devotinq: masters-littleone: I have a habit of demanding snuggles like this hehe I laugh at this because this will be me
adykeswardrobe: humming-metallica-in-the-tardis: onecelestialbeing: housewifeswag: excusemyhubris: zayoken: She’s cute she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina. you obviously have no idea how the female
gimmeyourpizza: hairyqueerkid: A video about the upcoming children’s book, Polkadot. A series of children’s books that center the experiences of non-binary and other diverse gender identities. Reposting the kickstarter link because I think this
itsanavi: verdantdeer: socksinabocks: what even GOOGLIE EYES This is important because reasons
You know you are a fairy because…Where all the other boys had nightmares about finding themselves naked at school, you had nightmares about finding yourself at school… as a girl! The Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
basicallybeesus: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason. what if you bring a second shovel
dutchster: snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu
skullcaps: Ah man it was nice to finish something in one sitting, I haven’t done that in so long Walter from Hellsing because the final ova was released a few days ago, I want to do at least a few more Hellsing things
deerazeen: T R O U B L E M A K E R S / WTTM i am gonna draw more Otayuri because theY are so cOOL (♛) / (★) / (art IG) / Facebook / Patreon / TwitterContact: deerazeen@hotmail.com
deathonabitch: my house is haunted because i live here
frustrated-and-horny: I’m posting this again because this deserves more than 6 fucking notes #angrybodyconfidence
shylittlebaby: hey what’s the average time most people can deepthroat without coming up or gagging? ok cool because i legit just deepthroated for 1.5 minutes and I was sooo content and happy and didn’t gag on cock once except for tears
sssshale: Tumblr Dude: *confidently waltzing into asks* Hello. I am here to insult your body because if I receive negative attention it is still attention Tumblr Dude, 6 hours no response: *slightly confused* AHEM i dont believe you heard me. Let me
wheredidimessup: I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”
Omg so I started reading “Kimi ni Happiness” (there’s only one chapter out currently) BUT AJKSKDHKASDAJDASK I AM SO IN LOVE WITH IT. Partially because I am shallow when it comes to the art and it is FLAWLESS AND BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
tramampoline: angrytransblogger: marcovicci: darkcountrymagic: does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE
miss-nerdgasmz: irregulartangerine: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND PEOPLE WHO DON’T FALL UNDER EITHER OF THOSE CATEGORIES, this is an elephant shrew. it’s adorable and i just wanted to shower you with little gifs of it because look at it. look at it’s
thecw4kids: pochowek: keetongu: sixpenceee: Still fancy that cup of soup, now? yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon sixpence is a self caricature at this point *FREEZES
trustyourviscera: ghostofqueernessyettocome: “OMG this person really defended mayonnaise as a gender!!!” A++ reading comprehension, gj Y'all. Every time you reblog that post, I am reminded how much you hate trans people. I love how the person
malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
abnormal-lovers: She is probably the only one who can come back at him like that and get away with it #i love it because levi knows she really means what she’s saying even if it’s annoying or dumb-sounding and that she doesn’t mean any harm#so
nemissa: This interpretation of all-knowing Phoenix in AJ sounds really funny to me because it’s seriously how most in-game people must see him. Even though he acts like some sort of mentor to Apollo and says stuff out like this out of nowhere: His
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
palmerosa: iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react i love this so much
alexisthenedd: alexisthenedd: alexisthenedd: alexisthenedd: This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight. This past weekend
jetpackbunnies:ghost-hooves:aschoolgirlcrush:please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for ũ wet n wild also has mascara for about ũ In case you didn’t know, don’t use oreos as mascara specifically because bacteria will literally eat
admemento: Yuri on ICE: YurioDigital PaintingA speedy Yurio doodle, because it’s his Birthday (or so I was told)! ^^
iszjaneway: I heard some nerds are mad because somebody said Samus was blonde. DUMMY EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE’S BLONDE.
ambrogioart: Four x Rose, just to cheer myself up because i love the scarf.
fortheloveofcorgis: maythefoxbewithyou: He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me! omg what a dork
asksparklesanddashie: Rainbow: What? No! … well I mean, it’s not like I haven’t thought about it, but… Twilight: It’s okay Dashie, I’m just teasing. (( The next part to the last update was taking too long because of the bajillion backgrounds
hmniay: brokuro replied to your post:ok but have you actually drawn noya praying on his knees to asahi jesus because i need to see that rn omfgI REGRET-
ushiwakatoshi: “Zura, did you come to an animal hospital because a regular hospital can’t figure out what’s wrong with you?”
seidrs: does aidan turner look homeless in being human because vampires don’t have reflections or is he just the antichrist of self grooming
054art: Anonymous asked 054art: i know your requests are closed but if you ever have time to draw levi because omg i love how you did your pixel your art is lovevly :* (kisses u anon) this has been in my box 4 a while and ive wanted to draw levi
koverick:Hello hi my name is Ashleigh and I’m here to inform you if you didn’t know that Lulakan is not just a beautifully designed bird he is a real bird he is a Major Mitchell’s Cockatoo. I found this out a little while ago because my school has
shiny-type-null: WIIIIIIIIIIIP because I’m *lays on the floor face down* I don’t even wanna think about doing his big circle thing
hisazuki: sorasan00 said: And when the kiss does happen it’s gonna be HNGH because. Yup. HNGHHHHHHHHHHH. Bonus:
thisisnttrevor: seriously-youknow: homoofspace: farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERSFIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETHON THEIR TONGUESDO YOU
gallifreyburning: bowiesglassspider: They used to call it the shining world of the seven systems, nice to look at but full of dicks. The lot of them, dicks. Inspired by this bril’ picture by onna4 and also this post buy pattroughton because
thatsthat24: teoami: gameraboy: Jurassic Cookie my life is better because of this. thank you Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet
satan-just: moon-girl: moon-girl: I AM DOING A GIVEAWAY i bought two copies of Codename Sailor V 1 to giveaway to two people because i am feeling generous and i love you guys. the rules are: must be following me (i will check) reblog as many times
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
because-b: Free! context-free is the best. Also, sultry Rin. I’ve read enough bara and yaoi manga to know where this is going. Bonus context-Free!:
batmanisagatewaydrug: Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever The true OTP is both
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chubbinafatazrelli: thecutestofthecute: Because Pitbulls need love too. OH MY GOD
catskid100: From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with
Omg finally i’m REALLY happy because gaga seems to be really enjoying Brazil, dreams finally you will be held, oh god thanks.
marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
sometimesdesperate:It’s unnecessary, but some days you tape my mouth shut. It’s unnecessary because all you would have to do is tell me to be silent, and I would be. But today you take away the choice completely. Because it’s not about
iamgoddessfawn:elenastrawberry:🙃🖤This, for me, is what it’s all about. I watch this and because it is so beautiful and my heart aches as I’ve never achieved what I see in this image, not that level of connection, sharing, love, cuddling,
because-fuck-you-thats-why: I wonder what’s the story behind this
cybertwinks: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent also because they’re dead
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
kinkydaydreams: I think I’m struggling so much with dating sites because the messages I get there are so similar to the ones I get here (minus the dick pics, generally), and my immediate reaction is ‘no’ because that’s what it is on here.The
