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thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

artistofculture: the face of 3 hours of sleep. no-make up. just done crying because of a damn movie called ”the guide to recognizing your saints” …. the scenes of dito and his dad fussing is my real life. shit gets real. btw, Hi tumblr. *wendy’s

agunnwithablog: Every time Honor is said in Avatar the Last Airbender

abbacuus: candybeans: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Want that puppy. I’m that cat, shit…

silohouettes: Dear future son/daughter I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

Its funny how the lgbt community, one made to help and prevent hatred, is one of the most hateful communities rn :P

ayellowbirds: trashgender-garbabe-nova: blazingjaya: titankoretech: adhd-is: thatadhdfeel: “WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER I’d never heard of this but this is like my entire life. Because it’s not just

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

so im making DMC 3 gifs all day because my life is shit and i wish i was dead.

this guy i work with was trying to tell me about death grips and i was getting real mad because death grips is tumblr shit. and i dont need tumblr shit in my offline life. like, leave that shit here bro i dont want to hear about death grips bro. fucking

callmekitto: pISS ON MY GRAVE shingeki no queer punk doodles, This AU Is Ruining My Life edition including but not limited to, the time armin got a head injury in a crowd at a show and Reiner was like “shit”, Marco and Armin sometimes make out because

npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”

thatsthat24: teoami: gameraboy: Jurassic Cookie my life is better because of this. thank you Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet

tragedyinremission: Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and its like “holy shit where have you been all my life”

no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin: Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually

starktrekkin: I dare you to tell me anime/manga is pointless

this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what

I think the overall sentiment is positive, but the reason I’m up to my ears in student loan debt with no degree is because even though college wasn’t working for me I thought I’d let my parents down if I quit, and I ended up flunking

this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what

darson974: This is the kind of shit that confused the fuck out of me in gym class. The str8 jocks grabbing dicks, twisting nipples, slapping ass on each other. But I was a fag because I couldn’t shoot a basket to save my life 🙄 So hot

crazy-awkward-n-shit: brainwrinklesandfootprints: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone. This post is so relevant to my life…….

titstattsturtless:My kink is having people in my life reassure me that they love and appreciate me because I always feel like a worthless unwanted piece of shit that people only tolerate because they have to 🤷🏻‍♀️

drunkvanity: girlinabearsuit: To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party. my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful

jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

jensenacklesruinedmylife: mynameisdug: the-llamas-pajamas: anabundanceofcarla: Holy shit, why are there not more promos like this? This is amazing! This is to every single person in my life at this point… Because some people think I am faking

the-ackerman-queen: beardedbubbles: fandoms-became-my-life: sacred-cows: How to make cookies the lazy way: No measuring is required because no-one has time for that shit and they come out fine every time! That person is now my favorite person

Life update So I ate a shit ton of food today and no exercise and my head is feeling a little bit conflicting because argh. Like I would make a perf. Feedee because I’m hungry half an hour later. But I can’t do that right now. I’m not free, I’m

signedem:adhd is a bullshit disorder like i can’t clean my room to save my life because i’m Too Busy staring at a wall. what the fuck kind of shit is that.

unclefather: life-as-a-hobby: dongwater: I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take,

natashanegayvanlis: i’m always so amazed when i hear americans say shit like “healthcare is a privilege, not a right”. like how do you reach a point in your life where you think people deserve to die because they can’t afford healthcare. what

juilan: thatsmoderatelyraven: lifehackable: Hack Life Here excuse me Holy shit is that the sabarros in time square because I shit you not I found a penny inside of my baked ziti, literally a penny just chillin with melted cheese on top I was so mad

no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin:Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually

mytwistedfuckingfantasy: Follow mytwistedfuckingfantasy because my life is dope and i do dope shit

strixus: pecorafelice: timoverboard: free-drop-kicks: This hurts because it’s true…. this is the best description of anxiety I’ve ever seen. Gratuitous picture of my life God this. So much. I lay awake at night remembering the stupid shit

i put my fries on my burger because i obviously don’t give a shit about my life.

no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin: Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually

silohouettes: Dear future son/daughter I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

mrforeverfly: Why i can’t never find no shit like this? this shit aint real life bruh lol Oh yes it is my friend. Treat a girl like a queen and she will give you head until she can’t talk because her tongue and jaw are dead numb from putting

kayleemb: gabriellabolton: And after all, a dream is a wish your heart makes. This is one of the reasons I tell people my dreams. Because they’re scary as shit and I don’t need that in my life

no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin: Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually

silohouettes: Dear future son/daughter I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

in-the-shoe-closet: I need infinitely more stories containing bisexual characters figuring out that they’re bisexual. Having that would have made my life much easier when I was figuring it out because that shit is confusing!

Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about

this-is-life-actually:“I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what

drunkvanity: girlinabearsuit: To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party. my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful

shit-spewing-cumdonut: chandeluresinitaly: my grandfather died before I was even born so I guess I should use that as an excuse too for how my life is terrible because people are mean to me over my desire to not use tutorials and references in my art

babymoonchild: godofcum: This is from thursday, one of the best days of my life. I just kinda wanna go back to this day and relive it because everything has went to shit after this day. wow this is beautiful

signedem:adhd is a bullshit disorder like i can’t clean my room to save my life because i’m Too Busy staring at a wall. what the fuck kind of shit is that. what an excellent explanation of my life

All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS

jaddeline: corpxe: All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS YES WE CAN BE MIDC BUDDIES LET’S

kakashiismypuppydaddy: no-life-narutard: I loved this scene because it’s shows you don’t have to hate the world even when it seems the world hates you.. But seriously, this is why Kakashi is my favorite. This is a guy given more reasons than any

babymoonchild: godofcum: This is from thursday, one of the best days of my life. I just kinda wanna go back to this day and relive it because everything has went to shit after this day. wow this is beautiful

guccimelanin: melaninhoe: lyjerria: niggasandcomputers: Is it ever worth it? hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life im fucking crying its its even funnier because you can only hear her voice and watch his expressions LMAO IM

all-shits-no-giggles-deactivate:A reminder Your body is a non negotiable part of you It’s is not a temporary state It is not something to detach from because you long to change it Your body will ebb and flow through your life, creating new shapes, holding

Dear future son/daughter I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

ddplaytime: Does anyone else just admire the shit out if their tail because mine is my life 😍😍

spiritual-shanti: HOLY SHIT WHO MADE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I want to thank you, this is amazing and just made my life

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