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“Hey, I have the BEST idea! Let’s Write ‘Hi Mom, I’m Drunk!” on our ASSES and take a picture! Because in addition to her finding out about our problem drinking, it’s important that she knows we mock her when she’s

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow: Because we are taking it back, because we are not letting it hurt us any more, because how we dress will never give anyone the right to attack us. if a guy is with a lot of women, he’s a hero, but a girl can’t

stuck in the apartment writing crack fic because its too damn hot outside. what does that mean for you? shitty pictures no one cares about! yaaay! i didnt put on amy bb cream today, so all of my random shitty freckles are reminding me that they exist.

helens78: drowsyfantasy: fuckyeahfanficflamingo: [SUDDENLY: OC (Fanfic Flamingo) HAHAHAHNO] This shit is not acceptable in any fandom. Nobody cares if you write an OC but you’d better not post it. Okay, so how do you write casefic, then? Genfic?

Do you ever just like, lay in bed and you shift into a position and suddenly you’ve just accepted that you want to die there because it’s just so fucking comfortable

petimetrek: nerd-of-the-world: Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings Artist goals: Fanfics based on your drawings

Last night’s fantastic sex and bdsm party doesn’t offer a lot of good next-day narrative. The whole was intensely pleasurable, but no obvious events will make a good story. Perhaps that’s because we didn’t have sex with anyone else last night. The

It was smaller than the last one, which is likely good because while size is good too much is not. A friend suggested we use red lights, so at the last minute J ordered a bunch of red LED bulbs from Amazon. Bright whites are not always flattering and

mistyfandom: sashayed: You guys, you must stop doing this. You must. We cannot keep yelling at you about it because it makes us so angry, and we are already angry all the time, about real things, like how our lives are turning into a real world Handmaid’

TFW you thought of a great idea for your half of a collab and then realized you missed a paragraph which totally breaks your plot, but it still works out because your friend left you enough of an opening to make an adjustment

A grin spread up one side of Aine’s face, pulling her full lip tight as her Aphroditian appetites started to get the better of her. - Edits to A Swelling Midsummer Night’s Dream(I love English sometimes because you can do things like…

I have been having a couple rough days with my lengthened commute to my new job giving me more time alone in my head than I have have to deal with recently. I can tell that the meds are working because I have not shut down entirely like I would have

howlnatural: reminder that authors do read your bookmark comments and tags on their fic because we are obsessive, greedy and insecure and need validation for our work

theroadpavedwithwords: I just wanted you all to know that you can totally finish that piece that you’re working on, because you are super talented and wonderful and there are people that love you that would love to read your story, and you should totally

victoriarene: REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME

I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE GUESS WHAT MY PARENTS FOUND TODAYIT’S AN ACTUAL COMPLETE STORY I WROTE FROM WHEN I WAS A KID (aka when I used to write a lot and I loved writing, before school ruined that)I HAVE BEEN WONDERING IF I THREW IT OUT AND IT TURNS

ravencharm: I’m sick of people telling writers not to use an idea because it’s “overused” or “not original.” A huge part of writing is making the idea your own. Do you want to write about vampires?! THEN FOR GOD’S SAKE, WRITE ABOUT VAMPIRES!

prospectkiss: puppyvegeta: the-stonedsoldier: Pros of writing gay relationships: - gay Cons of writing gay relationships: - they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO

mikkeneko: diversireads: So You Want to Name a Sino: A Guide to Not Making a Fucking Fool of Yourself Note: this will be long and very, very extensive because god I am so sick of this shit 2k16 I just want absolution and I don’t think that’s too

s-leary: websandwhiskers: So, because people writing inaccurate kid!fic bothers me, a quick reference to kids (Disclaimer: I have no professional background in child development, and no offspring of my own - this is all based on other people’s kids.):

shrewb: Writing on bad days is mysterious. Because nothing is good on a bad day and that includes your writing, it’s just pulling words out with forceps and placing them on a page and there’s no magic or art in it at all. BUT THEN you read through

sharpestrose: avelera: Useful if this is how you think, though often I don’t see the outline until after the draft is written, because after awhile one just internalize this kind of stuff from all the media one ingests. Point is, use if helpful, ignore

#should i write a bathtub scene lauren yes yes a million times yes because it would be so awkward and there would be limbs everywhere

kaylaofrp: kaylaofrpsarchives-blog: So this is pretty much a masterlist of a ton of smut guides/smut related stuff, because you can never have too many masterlists, am I right? Please like/reblog if you found it helpful, and reblog if you’re a rpcha

lepetitdragon: chrc: ivyarchive: mymodernmet: Illustrator Lili Chin’s adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin. More: I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY’D

writing smut like

captaintauriel replied to your post: I’ve been wanting to write, but I haven’t been… femslash durincest or bagginshield, schmoopy cuddling? :3 (I’m gonna write in our verse with Fili/Kili because UNFORTUNATELY that is one of the

If my wrist cooperates with me (not very promising, because I have written ~100 postcards for visitors the past two days) I will have a companion to “we are the same blood” put up by tonight. It’s not going to be before that fic (sorry

Kinda want to write a short Eren/Armin fic in which Armin really doesn’t like having his hair pulled on when they’re having intimate, because Eren always gets it really knotted/messed up. But then he gets a haircut and he lets Eren play with

Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.

ok I’m feeling good for what may only be an hour or two but HEY. I’ll take some prompts. I’d prefer to write some Eren/Armin related prompts, but I’m not opposed to taking on other ships in SNK. You can check out my writing tag

putting this under a cut, because it’s spoilers for the fic I’m currently writing…….. So like. I’m writing Jean/Armin hooking up for the first time in Queer Punk Rock AU. Mind you, Jean is not quite with Marco yet,

brings head down and makes loud hissing noise WRITING REID IS SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I might go back to working on my snk projects, because writing shitty teenagers is so much easier fuck

also if people want to look at it, it’s on a google doc. so just ask I guess? I don’t even know if it’s good anymore, because I’ve been working on it for so long at this point.

npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”

oops looks like this fic is going to have an itty bit of joseph/abdul, because guess what I’m 1) super gay for abdul 2) pretty into joseph/abdul and 3) already having to combine part two and part three shit together so I might as well enforce my

uhhhhh I’m v tempted to jump to a sex scene or two in my fic, because I’m in the mood to write it and lord knows when I get to the scene if I go linearly I’ll be whining and needing to take laps around the living room, because ewww I

doctorcrocker: Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write the 50k fan-fictions, because of a lack of focus or motivation, or mental illness.Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write smut, but are still lumped into

yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,

pokeabagel: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodles: freackthehopeful: skylarghost: weasleyrocksyoursocks: seong: I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER SWEET JESUS You have your mother’s cheek

byrdsfly: psydragon: corseque: having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write Being a better Robin Hood because,

jasongraceless: killer—ink: I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

Because I can't stop laughing as I'm writing this

imagineyourfavoriterobot: Imagine your favorite robot being forced to wake up early, and they’re whiny and groggy because they’d rather still be recharging. Just for myself because I need to write this tomorrow: Lockdown being the groggy one,

twcgentleman13: “He had strong, steady hands, and I could tell from looking at them there was little he couldn’t do…They were the wandering sort that slipped into places they shouldn’t, and they would wander right off again because those hands

consolecadet:shrikestrike:moggiepillar:i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’and now i think of thisonce you’ve

Does anyone have any writing tips on how to actually begin your story? This part always trips me up, because I love diving into details and creating characters and the setting, but I never know how to start a story. And whenever I do start a story, I

thankgodforwhiskey: Does anyone have any writing tips on how to actually begin your story? This part always trips me up, because I love diving into details and creating characters and the setting, but I never know how to start a story. And whenever I

It’s getting to the point where writing a page, then deleting it and rewriting one paragraph counts as progress :/ This sucks, because I already love one of my main characters and she’s not even real yet.

sclez: with-practice: cykeem white He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

I started a new chapter and character in my story and I’m feeling strong about this. The type of setting I am writing is so much easier than others I have written. It’s given me quite a lot of freedom actually, because it’s quite easy

If you ever see me tag something weird as “writing” it’s because I suck so hard at describing things, picturing things, and creating things so I use a lot of shit here on tumblr as inspiration. Currently I am up very very late, again,

So I decided to write more during the day because staying up til two am writing, and not sleeping much isn’t working too well for me. So all afternoon I’ve been writing really good stuff….And the power went out. It literally only went

jakeperolta-blog1: Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. [x]

singingmuses: Soulmates AU in which when people die they are reborn in a different planet. And since it happens at random, chances are that the soulmates rarely end up in the same planet. Now just picture your OTP/OT3 gazing at the sky because they miss

racialized:racialized:couldn’t stop thinking about that one franz kafka quote about hiding your face in your lovers embrace and them doing the same because the world doesn’t need to see you anyways need me a freak like that

domina-et-servus: Just because you crawl for Her, kneel for Her, beg for Her, and wait for Her commands doesn’t mean you can’t also be strong. A guard dog licks the hand of his Owner, and yet he also possesses fangs.Be strong in your defense of Her.

websandwhiskers: So, because people writing inaccurate kid!fic bothers me, a quick reference to kids (Disclaimer: I have no professional background in child development, and no offspring of my own - this is all based on other people’s kids.): Newborn:

paulabear13: bonearenaofmyskull: berlynn-wohl: puppyvegeta: the-stonedsoldier: Pros of writing gay relationships: - gay Cons of writing gay relationships: - they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE

thegingerghost: This is what happens when its 1am and I’m supposed to be writing an English paper because it’s due first thing tomorrow morning and i decide that I’m bored. ANYWAY this is my super cute bffsie Keegan and you should go follow him

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