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Almost naked fridays. This used to be in my description… took it off because I was annoyed for what I have to put people through. All that scrolling with my depressing appearance. Shit right? :* Does it upset people that I don’t really reblog

Bonus: Storyverse I cheated again I’m sorryyyyy SO THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS, but hey I finished the entire thing in time, that’s something (now let’s just hope that December will really be jackrabbit month because hells yeah). Thanks everyo

I just had a dream that I was hanging out in the general vicinity of Nash Grier and he stole my large cowboy hat, which was a very important possession of mine in the dream. I asked him if he took it, but he said no. I knew it was him so obviously I was

reformatsutzu: arcadetheatre: sorcererlance: welp, that answers that… from the lead programmer of the original Starfox game Unless Katsuya Eguchi or Shigeru Miyamoto say otherwise, I’m still gonna believe the amputation theory. Miyamoto actually

little-red-riding-huntress: pachira: Also Dont call yourself if a “non offending pedophile” if you look at child porn of any kind “i am not including loli in this though because therapists agree that it is a healthy release “ As a

Watching people pull their hair out on tumblr because of my candy love is like cracking me up xD and yet i want to cry because I AM ONE OF THEM T-T

So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty

Why am i acting like just pulling out my damn homework and doing it is going to kill me ugh

harrysmadre: :) “Bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbut i have to make women uncomfortable with how they look and with what they wear outside of their homes!1 because i am so fucking fragile i have to prove I am “manly” every 5 seconds or i become a gays!! :oooo”

trustyourviscera: ghostofqueernessyettocome: “OMG this person really defended mayonnaise as a gender!!!” A++ reading comprehension, gj Y'all. Every time you reblog that post, I am reminded how much you hate trans people. I love how the person

heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like

ter0rr: maddersahatter: cannibalcoalition: Reminder to self: Your writing seems boring and predictable because You wrote it You’ve read it like eight million times. A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. Great encouragement

tennydr10confidential:David Tennant’s Chest Appreciation Gifset- Do I need to say more than just that? Or are you all okay with just that because I am sure as hell am okay with just that. (click on the gifs to see where they are from because I know

rottenmeats: connectfoursystem: I very much wish to have a baby some day it’s a deep ache that I’ve felt for a long time but at the same time, I feel like it’s such a strange thing to feel and wrong because I am a troll and just conflicting feels

prokopetz:Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy

phil-the-stone: jake peralta + that one text post about Different Friends

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Tumblr mobile recommended me a post from my own blog. Like, from this blog, not a side blog or anything. I didn’t even know that could happen…

theprosefool: He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL I ain’t going to lie, I am very jealous of those skills!

Am I the only one, when roleplaying, that has this slight paranoia thinking that the person might not like roleplaying with me or might be annoyed with me?

aryll: more fish fashion (fishion) because I am literally going to make out with a fish ★ part one

fairyrachh:please don’t make me go all the way back town to save. i’d much rather search the house for my charger in a terrible rush because i am that in-game lazy

fatchickzblog: kidxforever: wzrdkelley: It’s your job as a man to have your girl feeling wanted, sexy, beautiful, protected, and loved. its either you, or some other nigga will I know, because, I am that other nigga 👌

yarrahs-life: tayzerr: lexamontanaflames: nippiminaj: gayoak: is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some orange soda because i am sO DONE D O N E My eyes got wide AF. This is the best pic I’ve seen all day.

Because that’s the author’s job. (Screencap retrieved here.)

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initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

karlika: iloveegon: kelleygirl1701: Let me hear the answers Ecstatic, joyful, overjoyed, blissful. Confused because this bed barely fits me, let alone another possibly larger grown man. Then probably ‘fuck this it’s 3 am, I don’t wanna think

needsabouttreefiddy: draqua:obfuscobble:screwyourspacemagic:Adventures in Cybertronian traumatization. I am RIOTING because this implies that Aligned Cybertronians don’t kiss and that’s just depressing. These poor robots living a kissless existence,

Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making jokes about Zagan liking lolipops…

here is me not giving a fuck that my father had a stroke again

kidxforever: wzrdkelley: It’s your job as a man to have your girl feeling wanted, sexy, beautiful, protected, and loved. its either you, or some other nigga will I know, because, I am that other nigga

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

goldenpoc: initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. You know what’s the worse. When people be like,

irisno: initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

fairyrachh:please don’t make me go all the way back town to save. i’d much rather search the house for my charger in a terrible rush because i am that in-game lazy

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

thegingerghost: This is what we do on dates…. He pushed me around Walmart for about an hour and I bought a onesy for my friends sister because we are all doing a Christmas in January thing and we just hung out. In Walmart. This is at least the 5th

hey that’s pretty good for a shutter speed of 8 seconds just holding it myself, right?! because i didn’t know what i was doing xD

Do girls actually put their bra on like that? Because I can’t fucking do it

sophiaslittleblog: initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate

Soooo I’m p much the best aunt ever. I just bought my nieces and nephews a shit ton of awesome stickers and a dinosaur coloring book that I totally could’ve gotten for myself, but no. No I got it for them.

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

y’know, you ladies like to talk about being intimidating and unapproachable. i actually am. i’ve been told more than once that i’m intimidating. i tend to give off a “leave me the fuck alone” vibe. even in high school, my friend told me that

Things that I do in little space

depressed-saher: Because I am. That’s a reality.

goldenpoc: initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. You know what’s the worse. When people be like,

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

rxsequartzuniverse: *in little girl voice* “Do…you think I’m cute? Yes or no? Yes?! AHH!” Might as well post a munday photo on Thursday because I am the rebel fluff ball, please excuse my gigantic forehead ;-; that’s my biggest insecurity

Is anyone else that weird competitive where it isn’t ‘I will do whatever it takes to win’ but rather likeSomeone: haha you can’t do thisMe: Bitch :) Fucking :) Watch:) Me :) I will :) Annihilate :) you :)))

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll lick your nose and bite your face. (She’s also Sadie~) (Also I just really like showing her pictures because I am that parent)(undefinedage)the scruff!! the poise!! quality dog

pineapple-pictures: @drawbauchery i just love your drawings!!! Since I see so many people color in your works, I decided to do the same! (because I am very unoriginal XD) the first one has a filter, the second one is without.

that-was-anticlimactic: sk8 headcanons because i am Bored autistic langa likes frozen fruit a lot—strawberries are his favorite—because he likes the cool texture reki has lip freckles that really stand out after he’s been in the sun a lot ! there’s

initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

theivorytowercrumbles: Obligatory Monochrome caps because I am that person, yes.

tinyknight!au and am!au extra info under cut~am!au discussion:[3:06:27 PM] Nox: in the war[3:06:33 PM] Nox: and even before[3:06:45 PM] Nox: people moved to France because of politics and all, they fled from italy[3:06:55 PM] Nox: and even before that,

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