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kyraneko: lyraeon: evil-bones-mccoy: yourunderwaterskies: lyraeon: But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon? Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never
ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
the-golden-paw: rabbitinheadlights: I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t
erutalon:“for me. scream for me.because i am built for you.i am built from you.you evil silent basterd.my perfect only god.”
drawinggheys: avenoire: kaylenosferatul: drawinggheys: “he smooch and he smoosh” just a lil kodak moment from your resident evil husbands that me and @avenoire are working on~ I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BC AKJHAKJDSD REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE
magickal-inkantation:Honestly out of everything this made me laugh the most because they can call it a flute all they want but that’s a fucking recorder. The ultimate evil is to put a goddamn recorder into the hands of a small child and BH Org is over
daddyisatitlenotagender:The idea of using a dying vibrator on someone so that it dies while you’re pleasuring them is so evil. I love it. They won’t know when it’ll die and when it does they’ll end up pouting and begging for your touch because
inheritedpredisposition: blossomingriotpoof: ingloriousdmk: oh man how many times did i skip dinner because of people in the kitchen too many WHO WAS THE EVIL MIND THAT CREATED THIS COMIC WHO DO NOT EXPOSE OUR WEAKNESS COMIC CREATOR
torero-toremolo: its not because an evil alien is threatening the world that you can’t make a surprise birthday party for your friend
foxy-sierra: Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.
blood-horror-n-gore:The Evil Dead (1981)Some footage had to be shot or reshot after the initial location shooting in Tennessee. Because of this actor Richard DeManincor has a noticeably shorter hair style and a slightly different plaid shirt at times.
rinshadowreader: and this is why we dont put our phones in the microwave kids……because it will spawn evil death babies!!!
lanternmoth: merchantdelmorte: popalopolis: So I was looking around on Ebay for some Resident evil figures and I found these babies…omgod I can smell the knockoff but they are so tempting XDD Omg, I was laughing for a few minutes, because of the
221bitssmallerontheoutside: Why do I need feminism? Because a girl called me “an attention seeking slut” whilst I was walking about today. Let it be known I retaliated by channeling Evil Queen Regina (OUAT) and I said “Well dear, if wearing a
melissacronk: In ancient times, citrine was carried as a protection against snake venom and evil thoughts. Citrine is known as a “success” stone because it is told in folklore to promote success and abundance, especially in business and commerce.
nagisasbitch: captainarlert: I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport. [protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life
spookygasm: i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.
gregxb: mazerin: There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians. This is an important distinction and I don’t think the former should be given crap because the latter
lizardbby: listen i love women, i LOVE them. but if u r a feminist & believe that women are capable of anything, u also have to recognize that women are capable of being evil and sadistic and malicious. because the point of feminism is that women
tajkajerso: beholdmybloginator: i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.
blue-eyes-boi: Yugioh is probably the best show ever because a group of friends get brought together by fate to go on many wild adventures and one of ‘em just so happens to be semi-evil anime Bill Gates.
starfaring-princelotor: legendofcarl: It’s not a redemption arc that Lotor needs, it’s a vindication arc that he needs. Because if the writer’s truly go down the path of “Lotor was always evil,” then it is bad writing, lazy writing, and they
bowtiesarecool4:ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt #spot the Australian
retailtherapist:citizen-zero:tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
skeletoncrimes: afro-elf: why is the rock… like this???? because there must be some balance to all the evil in the world
the-hoody-geek: your-uncle-dave: rockytop-conservative: I have an old friend who called me a piece of shit for saying people should lock their doors because evil people exist. It’s impossible to reason with some of these people. You can’t reason
presidentgay:the posts that demonize gay people for being comfortable enough to be sexual in lgbt spaces and bars are so particularly evil because historically gay people have been arrested in gay bars during police raids for lewd conduct for even having
livenudebigfoot: chaos-ensuing: minervafloofderg: minervafloofderg: One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil. The basic business model of a social network
penny-theunicorn: NIGGAS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND THEN ACT LIKE YOU DISLOYAL AND EVIL AND HEARTLESS FOR LEAVING THEY DUSTY ASSES BECAUSE THEY FINALLY “READY TO CHANGE” DONT FALL FOR THAT SHIT
bowtiesarecool4: ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt #spot the Australian
shutupandtakemyyen: Dragon Balls SetThrow that Dragon Radar away because you’ve just found the Dragon Balls! Summon Shenron to grant you immortality *inserts evil laughter* or if living forever isn’t your thing you can always wish to bring Krillin
jpgay: woodlandsway: jpgay: we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠ oh shit rebekah watch out
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: ON SKINWALKERS According to old Navajo legend, a skinwalker is an evil person/demon who can transform into any type of vicious animal. It sounds more terrifying. You can tell which type of animal is a skinwalker, because this
behindtheplottwist: Every one is freaking out over this poster but I’m laughing my ass off because Ultron is supposedly created by Tony and Ultron just screams evil robot here so now all I can think of is Tony in his new lab building Ultron and then
supah1337: sushinfood: thesearchforinspirado: I made this in response to another post but I’m going to put it in its own because Tumblr sorely needs it. I’ve seen too much angry and evil bullshit on my blogroll today. I can’t take it anymore.
onlyourlittlesecret: sk8ercorn: daedazer: wordsmatty: imaperfectpieceofass: glasmond: Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post. THIS IS PERFECT Ah yes, the evil unexpected phone call.
k1mkardashian: yellowbrickload: elevan: this photo symbolizes the struggle between good and evil can you feel the ice tyra: you remember that photo? naomi: yea I remember tyra: i remember that photo because we didn’t say one word to each other.
notlostonanadventure: falsedetective: targuzzler: trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also
senatorfinn: senatorfinn: stitchmediamix: abilify: adam driver enlisted in the US Marines to “get even” against the evil brown people after 9/11 because “it seemed like a badass thing to do”, don’t forget it GQ interview source / NPR
odinsblog: Sometimes I catch a little flack for saying, “Republicans are evil” but nah … I never feel bad for saying it because it’s true. How heartless do you have to be to block common sense gun regulation right in the faces of the students
flyandfamousblackgirls: whogivesacrapwhatmyusernameis: Amiyah Scott I want to know when she is going to get a badge of honor and courage because she deals with slurs and evil words everyday. She handles it extremely well, like her strength is crazy.
hexglyphs: hero: *refuses to kill the extremely dangerous and evil villain because ‘i’m better than that’* me:
lizardywizard: I haven’t seen the original article because it wasn’t linked, but I think the choice of pictures for the header makes my point well enough. Which is: ever noticed how all art about “the evils of the modern world” focuses on smartphones
momweed: missvoltairine: caringlovingdad: chaotic evil I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they
grownfromseed: whisperingvictory: grownfromseed: One reason why the “we need more nonsexual LGBT spaces because gay bars are evil dens of sin and predation” thing bothers me so much is that I have known quite a few nonsexual, minor-friendly LGBT
I dream of an evil place, my own utopia, read more because long where everyone understands the crop circles in my brain. These aliens are too well known. Since before I could remember their absence, they have been there. And the circles are always the
eggwitch: free-fawn: eggwitch: stop glorifying white supremacist colonialist shitty capitalist countries like canada and britain and australia just because theyre not as obviously evil as america I’m sorry, but I fucking love my country. It’s
dailynietzsche: “Epicurus called Plato and all of his followers ‘actors,’ because there was ‘nothing genuine about them.’” —F. Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, §7 (edited excerpt).
theblacklacedandy: spookyloop: It’s a shame some people can’t see past their “they’re weird which has to mean they’re evil” mentality, because the whole franchise has some great lessons on acceptance and parenting. Reasons why I loved the
significationary:mylifeisaparodyofatragedy: Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t. #slytherin
lizardlicks: jottingprosaist: Random sci fi bit: Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.” Who
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:deleted rb on that last post because the replier was a terf and a very sad kind at that (multiple posts about how boys aged 4-6 are already innately evil) had the great displeasure of finding that they’d reblogged
dailyloreena: ★Favorite Harry Potter spell: I think I like Expecto Patronum because it’s a good spell - you have to really dig inside yourself to find a happy thought, and that’s the combat to the dementers, to the evil things. I just think that’s
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