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vogueltalia: usually it’s so hard to talk about how i feel and articulate what i want to express but it’s so nice to write for myself because i can use grand, lovely euphemisms and tropes only i could understand to create beauty out of my evils
timelordonbakerstreet: notblurryface: villain who can’t be taken seriously because of his unintimidating evil laugh “Will anybody own up to this crime?”“It was me!” [NYEH NYEH!!]“Anybody?”
bowtiesarecool4: ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt #spot the Australian
Sydney, I decided, was a paper-pusher.———————————“Because it’s our duty to God to protect the rest of humanity from evil creatures of the night.”
penny-theunicorn: NIGGAS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND THEN ACT LIKE YOU DISLOYAL AND EVIL AND HEARTLESS FOR LEAVING THEY DUSTY ASSES BECAUSE THEY FINALLY “READY TO CHANGE” DONT FALL FOR THAT SHIT
nilonjona: I treat everyone with love and respect and beyond that if someone lies to me or deceives me then it’s not my problem because I was sincere and they weren’t. It’s never my fault if another person chooses to pursue evil, I would never
lavendergoomesltd:bakerstreetbat:wana-macabre:evil-teddy-assman:sourgoat:incicurable: ayershole: This sums it all up. YOU MONSTERS hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces
uarhi: WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND THEN ACT LIKE YOU DISLOYAL AND EVIL AND HEARTLESS FOR LEAVING THEY DUSTY ASSES BECAUSE THEY FINALLY “READY TO CHANGE” DONT FALL FOR THAT SHIT
rosamundpike: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don’t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that.
epic-humor: para-moriarty: theflyingmacabre: kingsandheroes: evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d: AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers. i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omg coulson ^ COULSON see more
dumbass-oikawa: the-princeofblood: bucket-beanie: First year Slytherin kids crying in their dorms because they never wanted to be ‘evil’. Slytherin kids that are ignored, bullied and picked on by their former friends bc they got sorted into the
ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
lizardbby: listen i love women, i LOVE them. but if u r a feminist & believe that women are capable of anything, u also have to recognize that women are capable of being evil and sadistic and malicious. because the point of feminism is that women
para-moriarty: theflyingmacabre: kingsandheroes: evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d: AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers. i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson ^ COULSON
hexglyphs: hero: *refuses to kill the extremely dangerous and evil villain because ‘i’m better than that’* me:
straightedgesavior434:Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable
findmedownsouth: touch-me-inthe-dark: spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass Girls are evil for this right here.
sherlockshomosnacktuals: In the past month 300 girls in Nigeria were abducted to be sold as sex slaves because “education for women is evil,” a girl in Connecticut got stabbed after telling a boy “no” when asked if she’d go to prom with him,
aro-jolras: Give me canonically aromantic characters who aren’t evil because of it, made to seem robotic, or are treated badly 2K14.
afro-elf: afro-elf: thor always tries so hard to see the best in everyone and they keep letting him down. thor was still trying to save his evil fuck up of a brother in the dark world because he still saw something worth saving SOMEHOW. thor literally
hqlines: Happiness needs sadness. Success needs failure. Benevolence needs evil. Love needs hatred. Victory needs defeat. Pleasure needs pain. You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when
voljinsthighs: ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt tbh I have the same reaction when someone
theasgardiandetective: Because I am also obsessed with vasilias-of-the-sea‘s ‘Split Bodies/Evil side’ AU - (I mean seriously Vasilias just gosh) Also drawing Neptune in distress should not be one of my favorite things but here we are.
You know he’s evil because he wears crocs. Palpatine did too, you know, they were just under his robes most of the time.
sashagreyart: All women ultimately are evil. They’re the worst species, worse than fucking hyenas, because they have all the power. They have all the fucking power and they know this. - The Girlfriend Experience
angelbabyspice: rabbitinheadlights: I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t
squeakykins: rabbitinheadlights: I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean
st-louis-is-spooky: evaunit08: A k mart that’s closing would be the best place to have a mental breakdown This gives off more evil energy than a normal K-Mart, which is saying a lot because K-Mart already gives off a very bad energy
foxy-sierra: Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our
skeletoncrimes: afro-elf: why is the rock… like this???? because there must be some balance to all the evil in the world
mylifeisaparodyofatragedy: Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t.
jakegyllonhaal: And evil takes human form in Regina George. Don’t be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced, ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that. She’s the queen bee. The star. The other
bowtiesarecool4: ceruleanpineapple: why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt #spot the Australian S/he called a
knsth: me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4 @sft425
rufustfirefly: Stephen: The Garden of Eden. That’s where good and evil started.Philip Zimbardo: Why did the devil make Adam and Eve eat the apple?Stephen: Because he disobeyed the authority of God. He was non-conformist, doing his own thing, letting
knsth: me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4
banana-leto: glumshoe: I think people believe in the Illuminati and a shitton of ridiculous conspiracy theories because they suggest that there’s order to the world, and that everything happens for a reason related to a larger plan. An evil plan, yes,
zi6: pukejar: brosephpulitzer: In American politics, because of the two-party system, you have to choose between the lesser of two evils. Has Secretary Clinton done some not-so-good stuff? Yes. As President, will she continue to do some not-so-good
ginaginashow: dominate-her-mind: That’s because you are a smartass it’s…….. hehe (evil laugh) Laughing…I thought this appropriate..for our current convo… ggdave1
nicki718: get-you-wet: findmedownsouth: touch-me-inthe-dark: spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass Girls are evil for this right here. girls are awesome We are
bakerstreetbat: wana-macabre: evil-teddy-assman: sourgoat: incicurable: ayershole: This sums it all up. YOU MONSTERS hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back
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horrorcutie: one of the worst feelings in the world is knowing so many people think badly of you because of lies that your abuser had spread about you. they make YOU look like the evil one, and all of their friends, family members, and people that know
transformwhores: just heard a man say that he can’t tell monica that he doesn’t like her because she would stop giving him “free blowjobs” and i just want to say how evil it is to pretend to like someone for sexual (or any) benefits.
sherlockholmes: Age of Ultron AU where Ultron’s evil plan is ultimately stopped because he can’t read a CAPTCHA
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discount-supervillain: You know he’s evil because he wears crocs. Palpatine did too, you know, they were just under his robes most of the time.
calonarang: OK I know I’m in the minority…but I want Pink Diamond to be evil as all hell, the antithesis of everything Rose Quartz stood for. So here’s some pink diamond wishful thinking speculation. Under the cut, because its ramble-y - Seguir
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