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clarknokent: Accurate

lumpyspacepizza: cuddlingandcumshots: THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE BOYS TAKE NOTE. INDEEDY.

rosie-supposes:personally i think this is the most accurate alignment chart…

nah-guy: bisexualwasabi: nah-guy: People are having trouble understanding what “big dick energy” means and tbh it’s really hard to explain because it’s sort of a feeling you get from someone, an aura more than anything else so I made this

.. okay I did that colour-scope thing because I have nothing else to do at 2AMlooks like some Tavros/Karkat/Gamzee thing lol idk

charmingcatastrophe: nonbinaryfrancisabernathy: avoidantproblems: over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of

Bourbon gummi bears, because you know I need the fanciest garnishes for my boulevardiers.

yonkoshanks: dekutree: one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

k-eke: Because everybody made it and I find it interesting, this is me =D !! A bright smile for you all, thank you for everything ! If one day you see someone who looks like Snoop Dog with glasses, well it’s me x) ! #artvsartist YOU ARE

the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE

pokemonmasterkimba: I know this is slightly complex, but it’s worth it! Like the Pokemon one I made before, I tried to make this one as accurate as possible as well. While the birthdays thing isn’t 100% canon, it has been said that most benders are

madgastronomer: elodieunderglass: finoliatav: elodieunderglass: rachelladytietjens: elodieunderglass: So I had the strangest dream this weekend and nobody understands me so I need to share it with you because you might. Press J to skip this post

eclectifylady: toopunktofuck:one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about

When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall asleep because you’re too nervous/excited and your brain doesn’t shut up. You’re just lying there, different versions of imaginary scenarios are playing over and keeping your mind active.

Tfw you spam the fuck out of your keyboard in a chatroom in LHZ because you want the bio engineer title so bad:

istj-infjadventures: Someone posted this in an MBTI Facebook group I’m a part of. INFJ received INFJ when she followed the flow chart. I (ISTJ) also received INFJ 😂😂😂 How accurate is this chart for all of you? Reblog with your type and the

bethanyactually: thatsthat24:kairibloodheart:thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:Cuteness Can Be Frustrating 🐶Fun fact: if you are frustred, flustered, miffed over something cute it is probably because you have the desire to protect it. so that feeling is

I just realized (because I get too excited when I read about SU and tend to miss obvious things) that the Steven Universe comic is described as being “presented in a zinelike format of minicomics, recipes, games, and more” which sounds

jaclcfrost: i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like i love u u are cool i do not want to scare u away what if i scare u away

louiswaggadocio replied to your post “louiswaggadocio replied to your post: I feel like you can tell a lot…” What if I dont hate stevens mistake but I seriously wish the plushie idea worked and am really sad for pearl because a piece of gem

Assuming that schedule is accurate (usually is), it looks like “Fusion Crime” is a later episode than it was produced, since it was 4th on that episode list but isn’t on this schedule. Not surprising since that sounds like a significant

These are actually pretty accurate recommendations for me, Steam, thank you

incorrectsonicquotes: Tails: “Ben, who is your favorite female fictional character?”Ben: “I would have to say Buffy.”Tails: “And how many pictures of her do you have on your phone?”Ben: “None.”Tails: “Because I just went through my

peetalikestoast: i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

laugh-until-you-drop: if mermaids exist I hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

totallycaesar: f0xcub: cj-sewers: fuckyeahblasphemy: suckmylorddisick: I’d like to correct this: “God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.” “I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with

cassbuttstiel: An accurate representation of tumblr right now

lucylovesthellamas: basednigel: 466k: When I’m on my period oh my god dude girls are fucked up HOLY SHIT 1000% ACCURATE

adorkable-rin: I have never seen a more accurate description of college.

adorkable-rin: I have never seen a more accurate description of college.

doncasterqueen: most accurate thing ever

buyakashaa: squidwardtortalini: mysteampunkheart: lam681: winmu: scullylovesqueequeg: tamtoee: yeahmicah: thegirlinthesea: spookydatrump: note-inthepages: Accurate post is accurate. Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt.

naudreyteampancakes: tHIS IS SO ACCURATE I CANT EVEN

kornaxon: meowboii: hatsaillis: Having an urge to draw Having no inspiration Having the Inspiration Don’t know how to draw I really shouldn’t be laughing, but oh boy, this is so accurate.

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

lazynbored: oncesomething: innercityforestfire: pr1nceshawn: 7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult… I’m getting there… Scarily accurate Hella accurate!

chieftainofthedunegays: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mingrose: Night at the Museum 3 - We have dinner once a year and talk about it. The amount of nope on his face in that fourth gif is off the scale damn night at the museum is quality tho. accurate

gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine

reyesgriffin: are you watching that show just because it has lesbians in it?

kingjaffejoffer: I think the writing is on the wall that Jemele Hill is not going to last too much longer at ESPN. ESPN is beholden to major sports leagues because they have billions of dollars tied up in broadcast rights deals and they aren’t going

thought-about-it: 1. Height Difference (anatomy practice…yes.) 2. Spar (inspired by and dedicated to @snkdrabbles because I SWEAR I didn’t ship Rivamika this much until I read their stuff.)

zombie-spacer: robotsandmagicalboys: Trying new foods as an adult is an adventure. Will I like it? I hope so cause if I don’t I’m going to eat the whole thing anyways because I paid for it. Hope it doesn’t make me sick either, because then I’m

ariannekic: HOW TO PUNCH TIMELORDS: A TUTORIAL FROM THE PONDS.

proudtobegodfree: religiousragings: lgbtqgmh: jamesdrinkard: Preeetty much. [Facebook status update: Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet.]

bleeply: i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is

abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should’ve added

kortopis:bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

briiiannaclark: forever reblogging because accurate af

lachantefleurie: “Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes

habla-gated: molothoo: haveitjoeway: dankmemeuniversity: i see brazzers up there i hate this Lmfaooooo Brazzers and Taco Bell whyyyyy Haha, because accurate for many? But let’s be real that’s why I have tumblr 😂

When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall asleep because you’re too nervous/excited and your brain doesn’t shut up. You’re just lying there, different versions of imaginary scenarios are playing over and keeping your mind active.

monicalewinsky1996: You don’t trust women because they contour and we don’t trust men because they tell you their gonna rock your world and then jack rabbit fuck you for 2 minutes and lay on you like a dead fish

floral-ink: stability: why is my bedroom always so hot maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

kinkydaydreams: I think I’m struggling so much with dating sites because the messages I get there are so similar to the ones I get here (minus the dick pics, generally), and my immediate reaction is ‘no’ because that’s what it is on here.The

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