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Lapis is always so thoughtful

New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt

Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household

Lapis, no! The last thing Night Blogger Steven needs is encouragement

“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I just saw the second coolest whale!”

Submitted by ask-the-red-triangle

Submitted by grizzlyacorn

Beach Summer Fun Buddies with Jasper(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)

You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven

We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles

I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)

Submitted by rice-is-nice-243

based off that one ask you got a while ago.(Submitted by gayestspacerock)

I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O headcanon that malachite uses lars’s phone to text(Submitted by honestings)

You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)

Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)

Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted by askshadetrixieandfamily)

This is the last post in the Battery Arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!

Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler

Night-blogger Steven’s friends were sick of him texting them, so he took it to tumblr.com(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)

Clearly the only way to resolve the Malachite situation is to lure Lapis out of the ocean with the promise of making fart noises during political speeches.(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)

“Can it, Jasper”

Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)

Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)

Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you, everyone, for your delightful contributions to this blog!

“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay in sand dollars?”

TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED

SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I TRY THIS(Submitted by the-rev)

I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,

Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)

Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)

Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)

Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an attack can come from anywhere at any time and that they will die if they continue wearing those ill fitting, vitals revealing clothes and shoes that would slow you down immensely if you

I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit them. Well nows a good as a time as any.(Submitted by aliece-eve)

There are two types of gems

That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)

Submitted by anonymous

To be continued…(Submitted by someone whose account has since been deactivated)

Malachite update: Jasper doesn’t want to get deep; Lapis thrives on the irony

Just keep trying, Peridot…

Somehow it’s not much of a stretch

It would just be another item for his growing “Weird Stuff Peridot Has Done” list

One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of his message doesn’t exist

That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real

The “cry-along” portions are surprisingly therapeutic

Is is just me or does Bob Freddy Lapis seem bitter about something?

“LAPIS GRAB THE TV WE’RE EVACUATING”

Looks like the significance of this piece was… eggxaggerated

Night Blogger Steven sometimes gets a little bit dramatic over cartoons

Tune in next week when Lapis buries an Actual Body

*blows kiss to the sky* For Lapis

Small gems like her are as easy to lose as a cell phone, but instead of just getting a new one from the store you have to snatch it out of the air, lock it in your bathroom, and re-indoctrinate its entire system of beliefs

beach summer fun buddies ~

Beach summer fun buddies forever!

Beach summer fun buddy! How are you spending your day off?

kingkimochi: lapis lazuli i think u mean HUGE DORK. edit: I JUST REALIZED IT’S “BEACH SUMMER FUN BUDDY” aND NOT “SUMMER TIME FUN BUDDY”….. I’VE DISAPPOINTED U STEVEN… LAPIS……. > u< <3

ck-blogs-stuff: ninsegado91: theoctoberscarf: kellykirstein: Beach Summer Fun Buddies. Hot @grimphantom2 @slbtumblng a beached mermaid~ ;3

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