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manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
seeker310: this makes me want to be an adult entertainer…so hot when there is a group of Bros to worship & please…in the bathroom!
thegeekcooks: This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
lovemamadolls: Since I was a kid I wanted to be an adult wearing tons of bangles :) Featuring my favorite beaded striped bracelet, turquoise glass bangle, gold bangles and recycled plastic bracelets. RULE of my life I am not a size 4 therefore I
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
turtleyloved: I had to be an adult and put clothes on.. 😧 Booo! 😉
kytri: I want to make chicken and dumplings today but that means I have to go to the store which means I have to put pants on.Being an adult is hard.
foulmouthedliberty: sodomymcscurvylegs: Being an adult is realizing that ŭ,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own. this is real
Real talk. But I don’t really want my childhood back. I’m enjoying being an adult too much!
shitpost-senpai: This is what it’s like to be an adult.
makethatkittenpurr: Don’t wanna do anything today. Ugh responsibilities and being an adult -.-
better with two: areyoutryingtodeduceme: grapeyguts: thatsnicebutimmarried: Some shit...
tattooed-disappointment:In reality this is all being an adult is like
just-shower-thoughts:No matter what I do, I always feel like a teenager pretending to be an adult
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.
yourbigsisnissi: A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself
yourbigsisnissi:A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself
How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)
mag22:being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi
manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
aspiringhuman: coldeyesthatburn: How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing preasure of capitalism Bruh like all of it
whitesunlars:whitesunlars:the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because
golddust666: Just doing some Sunday laundry… the joys of being an adult😊
know-my-place: maledominates: menleadwomenobey: modern-femininity: Why dress as a schoolgirl?Dressing a grown woman as a schoolgirl is about removing her identity. It is about showing that she is not smart enough to be an adult. It is about creating
buttbuttbossuet: kevinkinky-: memeguy-com:Jimmy Fallon Wearing Shaqs Suit Jacket he looks like the top half of when 2 kids wear a big trench coat and pretend to be an adult Vincent adultman
killbenedictcumberbatch: lordbape: worse! imagine being an adult trying to one-up a 9 year old
saddestblogger: frail-fright: saddestblogger: frail-fright: how do u be an adult ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it what the briefcase ya gotta fuck the briefcase
epsifawnshawn: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a
I don’t want to be an adult today. Can I go back to kindergarten and have story time and do finger paintings and have recess and play on the playground and color in coloring books and have naptime?
It hasn’t even been a week and I’m already starting to fall back into the drained anxious mess over all the stuff i didn’t finish last week because I was selfish enough to spend 3 days at a con instead of being an adult and catching
tapdancers: wwehs: how to be an adult im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard
jk I’m actually scared now
colinfirth: I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food. goddamnit.
merasmus: im so scared of being an adult ill probably call my mom every 10 seconds asking questions like “WHATS A TAX??? HOW OFTEN SHOULD I BUY GROCERIES????? HOW COME EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE?????”
shavingryansprivates: 1demise: shavingryansprivates: being an adult means youre always stressed out and angry and tired but its okay because you can buy cake whenever you want and by cake I’m assuming you mean booze… no i mean cake you clearly
linddzz: linddzz: One bonus of being An Adult ™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns cry inside a fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing shark and, while looking one intern right in the eye, went “Man
fangirlinginleatherboots: i think being an adult is just having wine with your kraft mac’n’cheese instead of grapejuice
whateverisfickle: haelem: Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything … Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …
chambersjustin: phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
I’m gonna get drafts done.I’m gonna shove them in the q!I’m not going to feel like I’m a terrible shit who’s trying to be an adult when I really am a shit!
room-of-angel: shitpost-senpai: This is what it’s like to be an adult. in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.
languidity: thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
whateverisfickle: haelem: Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything … Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything … @sidewalkchalkandsummernights
sixpenceeeblog:What it feels like to be an adult.
