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phaedrai: avantgarterbelt: My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.
int0themidnightsun: Today is my last day at home before I leave for basic training so my mom let me pick dinner and this is what I picked.
originalinceststories: This is basically what i am hoping will happen with my mom. We live alone in a big house and i know for a fact that my father didn’t fuck her for years. She hit on me once, by biting her index finger and looking seductively at
009. A long time ago, my mom and my friend Sandy's mom lived together. They were both pregnant with us too. So we've basically known each other even before we were born. I just beat Sandy to it by months.[:
miyozuzu:This is basically why I love to visit my mom’s childhood home
It’s insanely disheartening to watch my brother basically implore my mom to let him go on ADHD medication or otherwise into therapy or other medications to see if he can get motivated to do something with his life, only to have her vehemently
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
clawfossils: clawfossils: clawfossils: hey! i’m sorry but at the moment me and my mom are homeless and living out of our car with no income bc of health problems. basically our car insurance payment comes out on march 19th and we desperately need
ballergball: My mom is certified size queen. When she found out I had a thick meaty horse cock she basically worshipped the ground I walked on. She doesn’t care it’s attached to her loving son. She just cares how hard it makes her cum
moukies: lokithebetterson: homestuckmofo: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
nerdycub4life: decimus: Okay so basically tonight I was at my moms boyfriends daughters house for the Fourth just hanging out and getting wasted. I was very drunk. Mostly it was just us and all the kids until her redneck as fuck half sister and her
ruby-sunrise: Cutie little puppy dog fell asleep on my lap and was the cutest thing ever. Basically my mom’s dog but is my sister’s only in name. She named the dog Nobody because my mom took her in because nobody wanted her. I mean what is with the
Also, my credit card situation still hasn’t been resolved. My mom finally answered me and basically said “Welp, it’s your problem.” Which is great, because my anxiety has rendered me incapable of talking to strangers for the
jmonster129: phaedrai: avantgarterbelt: My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early
my brother recently showed me a bunch of photos of his friend and him embracing each other in a hot tub. These pictures were introduced with him saying, “Hey, guess what [given name], I got to christen the hot tub before Mom and Dad did.”
sinistercephalopod: zommbro: This is my mom’s dog Vladamir. Basically he’s on his way home from the doctor and they say he’s pretty much gonna die unless he gets surgery for the object he swallowed a couple days ago. He’s got 48 hours to live
kakashidori: after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called
Ok so I was looking for something for my mom in a box of old things and I came across a Christmas story I wrote when I was 13 or so. The whole story is pretty silly (it’s basically a Santa cancels Christmas deal) with a surprising amount of cruelty
steven-universe-confessions: I got emotional when he defended his mom, and the birthday episode D: oh man I almost lost it, just needed to let that out lol, no one I know watched the show :3
ghostt-notes: Me and my mom made this shirt out of a bedsheet and it’s basically my favorite thing ever.
alcohell: one time my family took a trip to kentucky and went into a really humid forest thing and there were giant slugs EVERYWHERE and i was basically screaming and sobbing the whole time and my mom was like “shh, no, they’re harmless” and tried
singedlace:sodomymcscurvylegs:goddamnedsh1t:sodomymcscurvylegs: opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d
wellthatsadorable: annetdonahue: self motherfucking care Bath time life goals
egobus: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started update:
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
ierudite03:So guess who’s basically in extreme isolation at the moment??? My mom has been showing symptoms of COVID-19, but she didn’t want to freak out of course. Well she’s gotten to the point where doing anything exhausts her to no end. So my
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Moroha: “So if you were raised by my mom’s brother… we’re basically cousins!”Towa: “Your dad is my dad’s brother. We are literally cousins.”
jakelovesboys: imyellintimberrr: thescienceofjohnlock: this kinda sums up tumblr for me basically my whole dash in one post my mom showed this to me when I was 8
was driving around w/ my mom this afternoon and saw some houses that reminded me of this which then spawned an idea for a photo series called “house studies” basically me creeping on ppls colorful houses and etc i hope they dont notice me
hecklerandkoch: Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature
My mom’s Facebook feed> your mom’s feed.
kingofconquererskamina replied to your post:kingofconquererskamina replied to your post:Having… I didn’t know you were genderfluid :D Also yeah that’s basically my mom but with your mom being understanding as opposed to my mom uwu; She’s
mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me
washappinessafad: Hahahahahahhahahahahahha basically
transarchie: Hey! Mel here. I hate to do this on New Year’s Eve, but my mom just went through my sister and my closet and ripped everything out and basically ruined it. I have the rest of my stuff packed but I fear for my safety. The reason? My sister
yourenosaint: communistbakery: it’s not christmas yet here but my parents called me aside and my mom said before we open gifts tomorrow, there were a few small gifts she wanted to give to me and so basically my mom gave me all of this makeup stuff
Well basically, My dad used to beat me when I was growing up. My parents got divorced when I was in 5th grade because my mom cheated on my dad. Everyone knew in our family and family friends except me because they were trying to protect me. I ignored
darrenncolfer: so tonight my mom asked us what we wanted for a snack and my brother said dicks and thats basically how my brother came out to the family
bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started
So my friend's Mama (basically my 2nd Mommy)
So last night I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when I see this HUGE spider crawling under the door and I PANICKED. I was basically scrambling on the counter because it was so close to touching my foot and I ran out and woke up my mom to come kill
fistraid: ok these are leftovers from my twitter transfer but its basically:>anne adopting my gremlin habit of copying whatever my mom says when she swears in thai>the funniest bad end au comic ill ever make in my life>a redraw of the first
I was just put in a situation where I was basically given no choice but to come out to some of my family members even though I wasn’t really ready. Turns out my brother already knew because my mom told him a while back & now he keeps on calling
I bought my 9 month old daughter Ugg boots to go with her yoga pants because I have zero self control.
so-errmm-basically: horans-queen: hotchocolatehoran: spinthemofo: guys i made a bet with my mom that this could get 100,000 notes and if it does i get to see 1d and if it doesnt she’s deleting my tumblr h e l p m e HELP A SISTA OUT GO BITCHES
I am doing IMMENSELY better now, I always tend to work through my grief quickly as I try to find the positives quickly(Though I kinda freaked out my mom because I basically went into shock for a bit and I didn’t talk or eat much today and she didn’t
undeadmeenah: a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE
