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moonbard: skipperdamned: link-the-bard: nudityandnerdery: moghedien: moghedien: Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game DM: Please describe your new character Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake* needless
prokopetz: crunchyleafocs: prokopetz: Concept: an ogre bard who carries a full-size upright piano strapped to her back. Her bardic song performances consist exclusively of saloon-style honky-tonk, complete with banter. Question 1: If it’s a piano
ojiisanholic:Liquid Jay and his partner (splack on instagram)
underparisianskies: thechanelmuse: Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease True talent✨
thelibrarina: writing-prompt-s: You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare. For never was a story of more woeO bard Alexa, play us despacito.
nottyouraveragegoblin: You know, I see a lot of posts out there about dumb shit that players do and while all of those posts are incredibly valid, I feel like this is dumbass DM erasure. I dearly love every story about bards who seduce the final boss
destinybonds: When the whole party is down but your bard is up
randomencounters: Encounter: bard/Druid multiclass; charms forest creatures with flute
probablyacerpgideas: southernsideofme: when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion
shiznosaur: shekeepsmoetetchandon: “rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof When the wizard multiclasses as a bard
fourletterepithet: colonelfind-it: colonelfind-it: a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards an orchestra NO
electric-bard: coffeecollie: i know that pose girl about to get messed up Hold on guys. I got this.
generic-goblin: robanilla: probablybadrpgideas: The party is all half human half other races looking for their shared human parent. Change your url op Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:
sighinastorm: shiznosaur: shekeepsmoetetchandon: “rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof When the wizard multiclasses as a bard Oh yeah? Well
ashinypegasus:generatorrexdragon:the-super-mays:whatever-think-im-thinking-of:youneedjesus01:lynstinct:time-lady-in-a-fez:shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:saturn-the-bard:iwantyourflannels:l3reezey:supremelordoveralldinosaurs:Do not for the love of god
randomencounters: wankadoodles: DND Bard concept; it’s just Dolly Parton “Well, I begged her please not to take my man but she done it anyway, so now I’m a wandering monster-slayer. Seemed like the logical next step.”
smolruby: nail-bat-lesbian: thesaltofcarthage: anyawen: The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic … the Bard will
wankadoodles: Take 2 at Dolly Parton bard; Backwoods Bardbie
everentropy:crow-of-ohio:gay-mcr-slut:thatidiotagain:tiktokstowatch:THE GREAT BARD HAS TAUGHT US USEFUL SKILLSNOW WE CAN EAT CATTAILS THE FORBIDDEN HOT DOG IS NO LONGER FORBIDDENHi. It still is forbidden because cattails are being outcompeted by invasive
silversailorsenshi:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:everybody needs to look at this right now
quasikool: itsthighnoon: i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time “You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who
tymorrowland:bulba413-deactivated20220305:aroacedavestrider:xx-vikare-the-bard-xx:greenhairedwiz:soapycrow-deactivated20220209:sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral:I’m showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and
actualaster:1oldbear:bard-owl:officialmacgyver2-deactivated20:switching-to-glide:I would frame that shit and put it over my fireplace and make everyone who came into my home wonder.Run it through some filters first to make it look like a painting and
bumbledeefumble: the-errant-bard:lampsarepeopletoo: Meet Pickles, aka “Catasaurus Rex.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long. I think Harry Dresden’s cat went for a walk That’s a leopard
randomitemdrop:l-g-bard-t: randomitemdrop: Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad
whatsthepointofthisbloganyway:lacefuneral:teaboot:thegaymertrainer:Speechless DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD i’m glad we all agree this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the
thesaltofcarthage: anyawen: The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic … the Bard will never die. and this comic is
Aaaaahhhhh the incomparable bard! *happy sigh*
theoreocat:The Royal Bard serenades the Queen 👸
chemicalbydefault: drgameandwatch: sanicdahegehog: SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS Violin Exorcism When a party of bards attacks the warrior
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling immensely disturbed.Bard (ooc): Can I roll to see if I’m into it? DM: Please do not.
otherwindow: fingersareoptional: otherwindow: otherwindow: Bards are just mages who don’t shut up. Rogues are just slutty knights. What about alchemists? Chefs without boundaries.
zerotounfinity:when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage
liroxiv: ifreakinglovemarshmallows: paperboyjosh: moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again I think about this moment all the time Bards really be like that Led Zeppelin music is tough and expensive to license so you better have enjoyed
nicolenudes: Photographer: Jesse Bard
lesbiansilk: Melissa Dale-Hicks (Model) by Jesse Bard (Photographer)
the-bard-of-doom: WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF
captainbritish: donny-the-goat: bard-core: being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the
jontronshat: When the healer cast a protective buff on the bard
outofcontextdnd: Bard: Can I move here?DM: …Into the bucket of turtles?
Our bard does epic poetry of our sessions
natawhat: mybrainkindahoyts: mybrainkindahoyts: When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af. Thanks for 1,000 notes guys 💕 This is a D&D party consisting entirely of bards.
lolskinconcepts: Jazz Bard Concept by quietvictories (reddit) (deviantart)
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: The only way you’re playing a bard in this campaign is if you speak entirely in limericks. Me, a poet: The dust, you’ll wish you bit When my character was green-lit. This
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outoftheblueart:a regular bard
cw12: Okay, I had this major realization reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Harry, Voldemort and Snape represent the Three Brothers from The Tales of Beedle the Bard. [ I ] Voldemort being the one who wanted the wand to defeat
![cw12: Okay, I had this major realization reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Harry, Voldemort and Snape represent the Three Brothers from The Tales of Beedle the Bard. [ I ] Voldemort being the one who wanted the wand to defeat](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f64434636e29337de533fc220625511/tumblr_n9awyigecG1qzh5uqo1_250.jpg)
