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mizgnomer: Crowley is almost always to Aziraphale’s left(except when driving the Bentley)Good OmensBonus – Not to make a long post even longer, but also:
dumbass-bitch-disease: apictureofspace: pizzafelony: “why didnt crowley and aziraphale say they loved each other tho” are you kidding me. are you JOKING with me. we are all of us out here literally bleeding to death from the blunt force trauma of
butchlizbian:weirdgirlcore:not-two-shrimp:weirdgirlcore:weirdgirlcore:weirdgirlcore:weirdgirlcore:heaven and hell have one brain cell to share between every angel and demon and that’s what they’re fighting over. aziraphale has had ownership
goodomensbutwrong:Crowley: are you high?Aziraphale: am i what?Crowley: highAziraphale: hello
let-aziraphale-say-fuck:broke: crowley kills his plants so they grow better woke: crowley doesn’t kill his plants because he’s too soft for them, and instead plants them elsewherebespoke: crowley built his own eden in his apartment and casts
oemuff: It’s why he never eats.He watches Aziraphale though - to learn.
more-like-horgaytio: deadpanwalking: andhumanslovedstories: hey have we ever addressed the fact that Aziraphale has a barber because I have a few questions. namely who why where for how long for what do his hairs grow shaving??? why who perhaps
robofeather:Aziraphale and Crowley every century or so:
dumbass-bitch-disease: niceprophecies: daughtersofthanos: He’s gay, Mr. Shadwell. Michael Sheen Aziraphale:
a-lesbian-werewolf-deactivated2:Aziraphale’s google search suggestions
enfant–terrible: spatscolombo: spatscolombo: It’s honestly both very sweet and very metal that Aziraphale and Crowley both chose to manifest as middle-aged from day one They could have been shredded twenty-five year olds for eternity but without
alpacamyhedgehog: librarian-amy: starstuffandalotofcoffee: thebibliosphere: trashfirefallon: lovelyladylunacy: y’all are missing out on the real dream fancast for aziraphale and crowley @thebibliosphere *slams hands down on table* yessssss
codicesandflora: fandomens: aziraphale, yet again stuck in a sticky situation: hepl crowley, materializing out of thin air: what is this like a kink for you or something? #good omens#oh come on crowley like this doesn’t feed your james bond fantasy
ineffable-feels: loracarol: I know it’s fun to joke about Aziraphale lying to God, but I bet dollars to doughnuts God was like “okay, so you’re lying for the sake of the humans? The humans I made? The humans I made for all you angels to take care
trickster-archangel:icestorming:Canonical facts that made me question the mental process that Aziraphale’s mind did in exactly 5 seconds from “I don’t think my side would like it” to “I will grab your hand!!!!!!Fast as fuck boiiiiii” I love
thinkingisadangerouspastime:crowley, before him and aziraphale meet at st. james park in 1862:
anthonyandaziraphale:azirafuck:when he and aziraphale move to their south downs cottage, crowley starts growing trees and fruit plants and since they’re too big to be threaten with the garbage disposal he just straight up walks around the garden with
radicalhoodie: inthroughthesunroof: aziraphalelookedwretched: God only knows what the context of this is But the Crowley and Aziraphale energy is off the charts “Look, I’m just saying, it wasn’t my fault if he decided to commit suicide by threatening
concept: aziraphale's wings were white but he ate enough shrimp that they turned pink like a flamingo
aquatic-enthusiast: aziraphale-is-ace: I feel like I’m having a stroke
beemble-bu-moving:I’ve only seen three episodes of good omens but from how I understand it, Aziraphale is like “I’m babey” and then does crime, and Crowley is like “be gay do crime” and then makes flower crowns or something
tio-trile: Deleted scene of disposable demon asking to hit “Aziraphale” in Heaven!
dumbass-bitch-disease: julebug123: julielilac: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives + deleted scene: Crowley is on the verge because of how Aziraphale is treated in Heaven. He is ready to tear to pieces anyone who will actually try to harm
rasqberre:aziraphale.exe has stopped workingsource:
cheeseanonioncrisps:assiraphales:assiraphales:aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed crowley: this coffee is too hot to drink coffee: *visibly cools down*crowley: thank u harrisonaziraphale: who r u thanking
seaskystone: “You never see unicorns anymore,” Crawly grumbles, watching another collection of dusty donkeys trudge into town. “Well, obviously not,” Aziraphale replies, rolling his eyes. Crawly directs a frown at him. “Obviously?” he repeats,
madenthusiasms:cheeseanonioncrisps:Good Omens is Autistic Culture™ because the whole Aziraphale and Crowley story is basically just two people fighting for their right to be harmlessly weird, rather than having to change how and who they are to fit
soybean–oil: Crowley is Aziraphale’s feeder and you can’t tell me otherwise
cliopadra:Sometimes I remember that some groups of medieval monks apparently considered beavers fish or “water creatures” to be able to eat them during lent (and at other times) and that was very Aziraphale of them
explorerrowan: klaxces: modern hieroglyphics alexs-daydream-channel: daddyhyperion: palenoface: trees-and-sky: may i add aziraphale-is-ace: If I might add… mwagneto: more mwagneto: reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the
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klaxces: modern hieroglyphics alexs-daydream-channel: daddyhyperion: palenoface: trees-and-sky: may i add aziraphale-is-ace: If I might add… mwagneto: more mwagneto: reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed
comesitbymyfire: dainesanddaffodils: lesbiancrowley: the fact that crowley called aziraphale “angel” eight seperate times is already way too much to handle but it’s even worse when you think about it because the show goes on at length about how
”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?” “Not really,” said Aziraphale.Crawly looked at the
elastickitten13:Crowley: *sneezes*Aziraphale: Bless you, dear.Crowley, on fire: I can’t believe you’ve done this.
cadhla-marie: thicc-kirk: The Good Omens tv series is like a 5 Times Aziraphale Didn’t Understand That Crowley Was Asking Him To Elope (And The One Time He Did) fic. That’s it. That’s the show goddamn it.
azirphales: aziraphale in 2019: i realised i was in love with you in 1941 when you saved my books and also my life from the nazis :) crowley, who has been pining for longer than the existence of the wheel: i’m sorry you realised when
wannaseesomemore: aziraphale:
stopmakingnoises: ineffable-bisexual: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: ebony-steinbach: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show -At one point, Crowley eats
softbitchparker: Aziraphale: *does literally anthing whatsoever*Crowley:
dead-scorpio: Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.Crowley: YOU ALL,
zaziraphale: Crowley talking to discorporated Aziraphale:Everyone else in the pub:
spideysbff: Crowley: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.Aziraphale: I gave my flaming sword awayCrowley, already taking his clothes off: oh my god. You’re so fucking stupid
delusioninabox: Daily #2,251! I do hope Aziraphale figured it out eventually. 😳👼
assiraphales:crowley secretly has a blog where he writes negative reviews and parodies of “classic” literature, & aziraphale swears if he ever meets TequilaMockingbird666 it will NOT be a pleasant encounter
nemeanlionblepping: Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s
scifitoad: i know, Crowley and Aziraphale were very iconic but honestly, Anathema’s aesthetic was literally next level. Long, witchy skirts? A cosy, little cottage? Hanging out in the forest and befriending the kids and local people? Giving weirdly
lily-wholockian: Crowley: *sneezes*Aziraphale: bless youCrowley:
incorrect-good-omens:Crowley, seeing someone do something stupid: What an idiot.Crowley, realizing it was Aziraphale: Oh no. It’s my idiot.
infinite-mirrors: while I wholeheartedly agree that Crowley and Aziraphale are both moron4moron, I couldn’t stop thinking about this.
wanderlust-and-rainbows: I’m very soft about the idea of Aziraphale giving Crowley a plant because he knows Crowley likes plants and isn’t that just darling? And he’s so proud of himself when he gives Crowley this little plant, so of course Crowley
armageddidnt: Getting shot by a paint gun: Aziraphale vs Crowley’s reaction Crowley’s such a drama queen I love it
crowley-did-this: the-party-pineapple: wing-weaver-z: The reason we didn’t see Crowley and Aziraphale interacting in the 90s is that trend lord Crowley definitely went full goth/scene and the sheer power of Crowley with a bad undershave and snake
obliviousaziraphale: Aziraphale and Crowley somehow check all the boxes for me in terms of a perfect ship. Forbidden Romance? You’ve got it. Friends to Lovers? Yep. Pining? Check. Mutual Pining? Double check. Idiots in love? I have not seen two dumbasses
trustnodaleks:The only reason why crowley pushed aziraphale against a wall when he called him nice was because he was flustered and horny and his praise kink got activated send tweet
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
spideysbff: Crowley: angel, I hate you!Aziraphale: well you’re not my type eitherGod: *shedding tears* Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
crowleysscaredplants: assiraphales: aziraphale: *gets hit with paintball* crowley, also hit with a paintball, on autopilot: mmm whatcha sayyyy crowley is, that bitch
thealogie:when aziraphale says “he keeps me on my toes” to indicate that crowley is a worthy adversary but Mr. Sheen’s line delivery is like a corporate gay at his company retreat when the lady who heads accounting says “isn’t that your husband
