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liiiiiiing:Jupiter Ascending Cinematography 1/3: Space
floating-head: meow-the-snetelgeusian: 8bitfuture: New security vehicle gives more reasons to laugh at mall cops.This is the Viseo electric vehicle, by French manufacturer Iris. The โ,000 vehicle allows the user to ascend 11 feet, even while moving
johnlock-empire:GAY PONIES ON A GAY DATE IN A KIDS SHOW I’M ASCENDING
noriaki-tenmei-kakyoin: meow-the-snetelgeusian: 8bitfuture: New security vehicle gives more reasons to laugh at mall cops. This is the Viseo electric vehicle, by French manufacturer Iris. The โ,000 vehicle allows the user to ascend 11 feet, even
cherry-pixels: eearth: swdyww: queerseth: when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane This is so fucking funny This is peak 2017
pochowek: Imagine living in feudal japan and getting assassinated with a shuriken. you know how hard its gotta be to hit someone with that thing? i wouldnt even be mad. id ascend to heaven and meet god-sama and he’d be like…… sir look at your death
sexycraisinthanos: allimaynicole: apawn-ascending: Direct Fucking Action Activist Owl duolingo said fuck blue lives
iamoutofideas: mrchristmass1: official-venom-snake: *ascending slide whistle* *descending slide whistle* *several xylophone notes* *wet “splat” noise* “There!” звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
hexglyphs: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it* monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY
pastel-pony-pictures: Sometimes a bath is needed to calm your thoughts before you have to go into the past to save the Princesses of Equestria. A scene from chapter 2 of Shattering Ascendance. Check it out on FIM Fiction and Fanfiction.net! Also
laughconfetti: brownskinliam: overlyactivepingpongball: praise-beebo: queerbookdragon: llesbianfarmer: straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven
wickernerd: toooldforthissh–stuff: Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF! he ASCENDS
garukaru: this is what happens when you talk to people about cow characters late night.. decided to draw Moo in ascended mode. Fug hes purdy
secondaryartifacts:pizzarina-sbarro: Every description for Jupiter Ascending reads like a Stefon sketch This makes me want to see the movie more.
ryr0: *ascends to heaven*
fantasyartwatch: Soul Ascending by Josh Hutchinson
writing-prompt-s: Upon ascending to the throne a young prince learns the highest state secret in the kingdom is that the treasury, and the very economy itself, has been managed for hundreds of years by a 4lb dragon too runty and crippled to amass or
brainstatic: I would like to add as someone who has been on here for 6 years that there comes a point where your mind ascends and you run out of fucks entirely. Like an ancient vampire, you no longer have any angst about your condition and can live freely
madeupmonkeyshit: ommanyte: mindcrankismycommander: thinned-skin: lyonnnss: nofuckingway Isthis fucking reallife Man this sports Anime has a really good budget “HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1” i died when
writing-prompt-s: You and your lover meet up in Purgatory. Both of you are so happy, deciding to find Heaven together. While the two of you are on your search, suddenly, one of you starts descending to Hell, and one of you starts Ascending to Heaven.
kisshugger: rickyskaggs: die in canada, respawn in tim hortons, etc Die in tim hortons, ascend to heaven: north
kisshugger: skelefolk: kisshugger: rickyskaggs: die in canada, respawn in tim hortons, etc Die in tim hortons, ascend to heaven: north no if you die in canada you die in real life im having a double double in iceburg heaven and i assure you this
eearth: swdyww: queerseth: when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane This is so fucking funny This is peak 2017
grawly: ascending_shark.mp4
surprisebitch: horhardaho: surprisebitch: and they say romance is dead why does his name say king of swag but the reply line says god of swag cause luffy ascended to godhood after he nutiolid in lucy’s assholi
transgirlpinup: memecage: Is this the meaning of ascended ? This is some next level shit right here.
local-femme-lesbo:If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend
utopians:americasoldestoysterhouse:gumptioncretaceous:utopians:hot-thiggity-thighs:utopians:utopians:when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends
iamoutofideas:mrchristmass1: official-venom-snake: *ascending slide whistle* *descending slide whistle* *several xylophone notes* *wet “splat” noise* “There!” звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
jungeunjiya: i’m ascending
febricant: kylux: Balem Abrasax → Jupiter Ascending costume lookbook Okay. Okay you all need to know something. I am going to see the hell out of this movie. I am going to watch it on opening night and cackle with gleeful abandon. Gay Bondage Space
seraphsfire: better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
fano-tastic: skull-kid-of-termina: kalfromkalifornia: grawly: ascending_shark.mp4 Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that fano-tastic send this to all the haterz :O
apawn-ascending:Direct Fucking Action
pao-pao-pao: my #1 hope for kh3: sora ascends all mortal bounds and becomes a god
shingeki-no-strider: ishimooru: this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven gay tier unlocked
georgiaokweeffe: darkbluetile: ohsobreezyjane: princepleasure: IM SCREAMING she could have sold that hair for so much Im literally going to ascend to heaven
gravityfaller7: never-not-reblog: gravityfaller7: Someone who’s never watched Steven Universe before explain this. Chubby boy ascends to the heavens while lady mourns the loss of her crab brethren, fat man breaks the fourth wall as if saying “are
kyleehenke: meriberrytastic: kyleehenke: meriberrytastic: This has to be about the most atrocious thing I’ve ever made IS THAT ME HOJY DHIT YES THAT IS TOTALLY YOU, I COULDNT FIND ANYONE ELSE BETTER TO FIT THAT ROLE OTHER THAN YO U IVE ASCENDED
c-rowlesdraws: human/college AU gems, so I can ascend to true fandom trashhood. Design cues taken from the show and from stuff I think is cute, because this is my house and my rules. what are pearl and peridot arguing about?? You decide. From amethyst’s
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theuncannydag: kalfromkalifornia: grawly: ascending_shark.mp4 Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that @punpunichu
deductiontoseduction: mutantkitten: stunningpicture: I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon… ascend bye bye lil sebastian
ommanyte: mindcrankismycommander: thinned-skin: lyonnnss: nofuckingway Isthis fucking reallife Man this sports Anime has a really good budget “HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
definitly-not-a-spy: madeupmonkeyshit: ommanyte: mindcrankismycommander: thinned-skin: lyonnnss: nofuckingway Isthis fucking reallife Man this sports Anime has a really good budget “HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
overlyactivepingpongball: praise-beebo: queerbookdragon: llesbianfarmer: straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife”
rosepetalqueer: When a girl sends u a cute selfie and u gotta like……sit down…..catch ur breath…..pretend like u didn’t just die and ascend 2 heaven
rhamphotheca: A marine iguana (Amblyrhynchus cristatus) ascends to the surface to breathe, after diving to graze on algae. Galapagos Islands.
simpleboo: Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.
ishimooru: this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven
wont-actmyage: mutantkitten: stunningpicture: I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon… ascend Bye bye lil Sebastian
daily–celebs: 2/2/15 - Mila Kunis at the “Jupiter Ascending” Premiere in Hollywood. Fuego
