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tamamxri: The year of the Monkey fades out as the year of the Rooster begins. Happy New Year! Each turn of the year, when the Earth begins a new revolution around the sun, we step forward into that year as if stepping into an ocean to cleanse ourselves,
I like how, after I exhaustedly researched on IP rights and fair usage and typed you that longass email (citing lines from your own User Agreement), you basically told me “lol no”. If this is a real thing that’s going on and it unfortunately just
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.
My tumblr is normally composed of things I’d like to believe make me happy. Graffiti, art, music, etc. But the truth is, there is only one, single thing in this world that makes me feel as if I can do anything and everything I have ever dreamed of…&
always-arousedxxx: I love that lustful look in your eyes as you moan and bite your bottom lip. You look at me as if I’m your prey and you’re ready to devour every inch of my body…
If you read closely, you can see that my friend Tecumseh got a referral. The description said: On 3/13/13 Tecumseh came to 5th per. late at 1:00 & asked for a pass to the library to take the ELA CAHSEE Test, I gave her a pass but she never went to
If y’all see this blog get noticed by someone cool, please tell me. Like, say, if this blog gets a shout-out from a member of the Crewniverse, or a website like Beach City Bugle, please tell me.DON’T ASSUME I KNOW. TELL ME. PLEASE TELL ME
As they came down from their high, they heard the bathroom door open back up, then heard Shawn softly close his own bedroom door.“I can’t believe we just did that!” Abby said as she smiled delightfully, almost like a child who just did something
sinicalfan:Chuck is the Reddit fanbase who wants to blame it completely on Jimmy as if she can’t make her own Bad Choices towards self-destruction
loen–tree: History “Do We Know Each Other?” OHMYGOD OHMYGOD. When the music video came out and I heard that phrase I swear on my life I kept telling myself “If I ever met one of the guys I would love it if they asked me that question”
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
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lunadax: the-navel-treatment: ex0skeletay: My favorite one is, “come on Star Wars be original,” as if putting a man in the lead would be cutting edge stuff. Anyway… Oh yes It must be so annoying When the leads of many different movies Look exactly
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
as-if-unreal: anogoodrabblerouser: bluephone: Manatees! In the shop! Woo! ABLOOBLOOBLOO I WANT THIRTY
recursorsprite: So, apparently, “Space Race” almost made Surasshu cry. …Brace yourselves everyone. Feels are incoming. Oh wow, as if I wasn’t already excited and expecting some forlorn bittersweet-type stuff in it. Extra hyped now This whole
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
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its funny how every time i look at these it usually never applies to me.. i feel as if i’m doing something wrong o-o
gideongleeful: 2012 tumblr dashboard nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL? “this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog” posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO david karp unironically being called daddy
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
plain-dude:Isayama Q&A in Bessatsu Mangazine (March Issue)Q: What were everyone thinking when they saw Armin dressed up as Historia?A: They were pretty desperate back then, but had lots to say afterwards. Perhaps they felt excited, as if they had
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merrybenjamas: sharkrobot: merrybenjamas: My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys as opposed to because they want
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autobaeddelphilia: gorgoroth: gorgoroth:when companies hire scabs to fill in for striking workers and its food production and somehow the quality goes down dramatically as if the scabs are fucking it up somehow it feels hallucinatory. i’ve worked
willlferal: 2015 is gonna be the year i start fighting people i hate in public
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
alphajade: “i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
teen-stud: coachela: vxis: cockkkkkkkk: overachievious: hallucinogenicteaparties: quitechanel: This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right
salahmah: On Monday, the Portuguese were stunned by a terrifying cloud over the island of Madeira. The bright orange formation looked as if it was a burning clenched fist
miyuli: leseanthomas: tezukaspanels: Osamu Tezuka as a meme? That’s right, Internet. This is Osamu Tezuka. You can call this meme douche-bag artist-multimillionaire, too. WARNING: Extremely demotivating. PS: In reality, Osamu Tezuka was extraordinarily
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if you cant trust liar, how can you trust me again? im running out of ways to say im sorry.....
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thebootydiaries: me: wow that guy is attractive me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
i have this wisdom tooth thats been bothering me for about 2 weeks now and i really need to get it pulled out, though i actually need to take out all 4 but the other 3 don’t bother me as much. I can’t even chew on one side of my mouth or touch
The power of Anonymity is extremely interesting. I would guess that is the reason to why we are so prone to develop feelings for another online. Think about it, when we receive an Anonymous hate message, we feel extremely victimized as if one
aladybugandhercat: Marinette lifting heavy sacks of flour as if they weighed nothing. Adrien witnesses this once and immediately feels his face going red.
shoutout to the anon named ‘bees’ who decided to be funny and submitted the entirety of the bee movie script to me as if its still 2013
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
it’s so funny when people reblog my photos saying they ‘don’t care about the political shit I post’ but their ~real interest~ is (insert some part) of my body. 1: as if I don’t know how objectified I am, for only being a woman, and as if I don’t
Look if you shame people who don’t drink/use drugs you’re just as nasty as the people who shame those that use (and don’t abuse) alcohol/drugs. Can we please just all stop shaming each other for different lifestyle choices when those choices don’t
