are you
NSFW Tumblr
find are you on porn pin board
are you clips
“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in you forever.”
a-dirty-slut: sadisticgames: How long can you stand it? How long, with Me turning it off and on again? How long before you are begging? I haven’t given you permission to cum girl. Let Me hear your confessions. Let Me hear your promises. Let Me
itsallprimal: You enjoy seeing me take her, you watch waiting your turn as I plunge myself in her over and over. She knows that you are next.
daddysnakedblog: I’m gonnal continue fucking you until all of your holes are sore and you’re bathing in a puddle of your own slutty body fluids!! DO YOU HEAR!?!
Look good and hard in the mirror and see the whore you were born to be. Don’t be afraid kitten, Daddy loves you just the way you are.
sluts-excite-me: mr-and-me: Let’s go away for a dirty weekend. This is how I will keep you awake while you are driving baby. I’ll get you right to the edge over and over again. It will be the best drive you have ever taken. Just imagine how wet
Another fantastic submission from a gorgeous follower! You guys are starting to spoil me! Loving the cheeky little anchor tattoo as well. Have you got cool tattoos? or maybe just a killer pair of tits or a perfectly bouncy ass? Share it with the world,
Kiss me whilst I stretch your little pussy, whore. I want you to see, to feel, to taste the man who owns you. You are mine and there is no escape.
Do you want Sir’s cock? Are you sure? Well you better have it all then!
odairannies: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you
(( It chose you. ))OMG EIGHTBIT ARE YOU SERIOUS! XDDD GOD DAMNIT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS, AND IT IS HILARIOUS XDDD Just gonna have DEAL WITH IT! XDDD DEM SUNLGLASSES AND TAIL NOMS x3 THANK YOU EVERY MUCH EIGHTBIT THIS IS AWESOME AND FUNNY XDDD
Hey guys i’m taking a moment from watching the most darkest and awesome bruce timm movie to bring you this.“Have you ever wonder why reading comics it’s so hard? You want to start to read a comic series but you don’t know where jump in? Don’t
princelymlm:Are you a “Africa” gay, a “The Boys Are Back In Town” gay, or a “Take On Me” gay?
anime guy who is stalking you according to your zodiac sign
savarend replied to your post: kilisonofthorin replied to your post: I hope… ARE YOU IMPLYING I AM BIASED I’M NOT IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE BIASED. WHERE WOULD ANYONE EVER GET THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE A BIAS?
evolutia: When I was in school, I always hated when I had a problem with another student and a teacher would dismiss it with: what are you going to do when you get into the real world? Or if it was a group setting: you work with people you don’t like
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery languageI help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are you not getting
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
oswinstark: tasteslikecoconutandmetal: teribeth: lunahorizon: littlecatlady: moderatelyattractive: TLC never dissappoints i just found literally my favorite youtube comment ever are you kidding me the comment section is a gold mine oh my GOD
Does anyone remember that classic childhood burn where you went up to some poor sap and asked “What are you eating under there? To which they’d respond "Under where?”
magicalnaturetour: Photo by Kozandrevna - «- Who are you?” :)
liein: Excuse me, but are you aware of how cute the ending theme to Cartoon Network’s Clarence is? Like, almost all of Cartoon Network’s shows have really lovely ending themes. They’re all nice, soft songs with some calming visuals backing
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
chernoalfa: honhonbattertot: Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you #hopefully screwed every day
livefortherisk: it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO. NO PICTURES PLEASE.”
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
x-laurenreynolds:Awe, thank you sweets! I missed you guys, too! How are you? How have things been? I’m good! Just been working mainly. Is everything good with you?
shiro-tani-deactivated20150128: Noiz is really proud of himself. Roughly translates to: “Hello, how are you.” “I want you so bad!" "You want more, don’t you?”
- Maizo-sama... Am I dreaming?Will you be gone when the moon leavesand I wake up in the morning?- No, the moon tonight will never set.You will never awaken from this dream.We will always, always, be together.I promise.
thatnutcray: Corgis are too cute to be real
cotilardmarion: There are two kinds of people.
x-cetera: WHO BROUGHT HER HERE? HOW DID SHE GET HERE? IS THAT DALY? ARE YOU DOCTOR DALY? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! HOW DID SHE GET HERE? WAS IT PARAMEDICS, FBI, MILITARY? ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW! WHAT, YOU’RE TELLING ME SHE JUST APPEARED? WHO DID THIS
NEVER ENOUGH JINX Patreon First part of the NSFW first strip of my first Milestone reached on Patreon! (Omg, 3 firsts XD) If you like it and want this strips to continue, consider supporting me on Patreon! At least look the rewards ;///;
some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: “some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: …”: its part of a song dude don’t take it that way SENPAI WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN whoops…..*bless you and give good fortune*
some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: “some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: …”: SENPAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME JERK OFF EVERY NIGHT why would i do that?
jirasol: it’s called AAVE, you [oh let’s censor this] I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence.
re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like “shit”
silenekitty:lesbianshepard: someone: hey are you going to play overwatch? me: someone: but it’s not ์! it’s only ุ! me: me: you wanna buy it for me?
prrims: what do you mean you don’t like harry potter are you feeling well do you need to sit down
wickedsteller: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE. damn you,
I think part of your anger is coming from the fact that you fucked up in highschool and you now will never have the chance to see me naked. Are you mad? That’s on you boo. Don’t come for me stupid ass boy masquerading as a man
oiltipped:hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins
My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement karaoke party (and after party) I gotta get out of Torrance. These white people are wild. I literally sat there staring at this fool like WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME
The angels are watching over you
Baby pyjamas 🐰 ~ happilystupid those are so cute!! and so are you omggg
what are you sayeeeeh
Tumblr people say facebook people are stupid, but--
silenttccries:silenttccries:what brand of insufferable cross of humanities student and tumblr user are you so many people in the tags/replies are like mh no actually i’m not this brand of insufferable at all *proceeds to be even more insufferable* it’s
If you’re a poet, then how are you able to love a girl who only cares about the poems that mention her?
When you’re a sub and another sub approaches you calling you Ma'am or Miss, asking to serve you
bisexualdanhowell: people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
That moment when a few months after you tell your boyfriend that you want to be proposed to at Disneyland he asks you if you prefer to go to Disneyland during the summer or winter.
dopadee: petitetimidgay: y’all are picking on me for BREATHING now? are you serious (also: my bird is cute) Transcript: So lately, people have been feeling the need to comment on my breathing, or saying that my breathing makes them uncomfortable
thoodleoo: are you ever overwhelmed by how beautiful girls are like…..short girls, tall girls, muscular girls, silly girls, chubby girls, shy girls, outspoken girls, trans girls…they’re all so beautiful and i just can’t Deal……….
spatialheather: “Look at my two wives! I can’t even tell you apart.” - @jen-iii as a Mercy“What are you talking about?? THIS IS CLEARLY A ROBOT, we look nothing alike!” - me as Pharah, gesturing at another Pharah in a mechqueen skin“My two
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
intergalactickoala: intergalactickoala: I don’t these are just brain farts forced upon Korrasami also what is with the window thing 400+ NOTES ARE YOU JOKING