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delftsejongen: Does it feel good dad? You’re so big!I want you to fill me! Are you going to spurt into me daddy?`Please, I want your seed to fill my belly, all those forbidden little swimmers! F
brothersisterfathermother: “Look, you need to learn to take a cumshot from a guy, okay? Everyone you date will want you to do it….oh shit, it’s getting late. Mom and Dad are going to be home so soon!”
“Just… remember that my mom is a good woman, okay? And good is the only thing she deserves." - Jean Kirschtein ch. 10, A Different Song by quartetshipDo you ever just think about the OTParents in ADS and cry bec they are just too beautif
skimpymoms: assandincestfantasies: “Well, what are you waiting for? I already told you what i want…. Fuck. Me.” “But you’re my….” “I don’t care who I am, ever since dad left us, I’ve been a horny wreck, and I’ve found that dildos
an0ther-r0und: ikickhoes: bullsh1t-artist: roflll my dad and uncle are exactly the same LMFAO. you ever made love to a man? you want to? I’m 15.. Mother fucker you look 30!
sometimes you’re gonna miss your boyfriend’s lips but that’s okay because you love the rest of his face just as much
cheshiure: thesuperheroesnetwork: captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many. captain america: no I read this to my dad and he had the
ventzx1: Page 11-13 from my “Tales of an American Son” comic. This chapter will end once the next page is posted, and we are going back to work on my other comic… “Quahog Diaries” Why wait till they go public when you can go to my Patreon
timbllr: “You know what my dad always says? That love is when all your happiness and all your sadness and all your feelings are dependent upon another person. So I guess I love you” — Gnash - You Just Can’t Be Replaced (via timbllr)
nathanielwsninski: So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think. He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you.
magick-rose-galaxy: What to ask tarotSo tarot card questions are actually a lot different than asking a specific question. You wouldn’t say, for example, “Is my dad going to graduate?” because if you got the 3 of cups, you would be utterly confused
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU soggy lamp
sapphirerose917: Bolt: Dad…Naruto: Yeah, kid?Bolt: Is Auntie Sakura my real mom?Naruto: *spits out drink* WHAT? Where the hell did you get that idea? Bolt: Well, I don’t look anything like Mom.Naruto: What are you talking about? You have her eye
incestheaven: “Dad” “Yes baby girl” “My friends make fun of me that I have big titties like a slut” “Don’t you think it’s true” “Wh-at are you saying daddy” “Then why do you think daddy like to play with your titties when ever
beggars-opera: aminaabramovic: my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right The sophomore year of life
shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your
kingofconquererskamina replied to your post:Having to explain to my mom that there are more… I’m lucky in the sense that my dad’s speech on sexuality to me was “I don’t care if you marry a black asian woman, as long as you’re happy”,
un-punk: beggars-opera: aminaabramovic: my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right The sophomore year of life Your
deandresr: quietly-islayem: beggars-opera: aminaabramovic: my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right The sophomore
felixani: karrinemackgenesis: Reblog if you believe being gender fluid is real, you are gender fluid, you support them, or you own a dragon. If this gets 250,000 notes I’ll try and explain to my dad what it is and how I’m this again. I don’t
karrinemackgenesis: Reblog if you believe being gender fluid is real, you are gender fluid, you support them, or you own a dragon. If this gets 250,000 notes I’ll try and explain to my dad what it is and how I’m this again.
I swear, doctor appointments are soo fucken annoying. When you fucken reschedule my appointment, call my phone- not my dads, cause that shit is just gonna be straight up annoying. Mainly when parents always misunderstand the doctor. -.-“
Every time I text in the car, at home, or in general, my dad always says “are you even touching the screen, you type hella fast with just two fingers, it looks like you’re typing with all ten.”
anderson-hummel: anderson-hummel: MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH
pussylovingmen: rickraunch: Q. How often do you jack off? A. Not that often. My old man caught me jacking when I was 13 and got pissed. He was like, ‘What the fuck are you doing? Go out and get laid.” My dad was old school, big dick Italian. Had
elesii: you are my daaad (You’re My Dad!) boogiewoogiewoogie
xenosagaepisodeone:my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to
myhotfamily: “what are you doing in here bro?” “you know mom and dad doesn’t like it when you come to my room” “It’s ok sis I promise they won’t find out” “they might hear us bro” “just
ironicllyspeaking: jukadiie: desheg93: I recently told my dad that i thought i was gay and he said ” i don’t care about what you think you are. I love who you. Gay, straight, bisexual, single or in a relationship, it does not change the fact that
trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING
tomochingus:you are my daaaad. you’re my dad!!!!!! boogie woogie woogie
dadsfag: funbutts: “Dad! Why are you in my bed!?” “You wanted to know what ‘sodomy’ was son. I’m going to show you. Now lock that door and get over here.“
kinkybihousewife: “Get used to it princess,” I heard Uncle Dougal say as my dad pushed his thick cock deeper into my ass, “you’re our little fucktoy now, and we are going to fuck you up the ass whenever we please!”
nudewaldo: My dad had the best advice… “If you are going to share your life with him forever, then share your life. Stop holding back the parts that you hate. If he loves you then he will love all of you.”
incexxx3: - Honey, where are you? Oh my god!!!- Hey honey, you’re early.- Dad, I can explain everything…- You don’t have to explain shit. - Get off of him right now!- Yeah mom, you can stop now.- Looks like your father didn’t stop fucking his
holes-of-mom:weakwhiteboy-75-deactivated2019:When my friend texts me a picture of my mom while I’m out of town with my dad 😨: Me (Text): “WTF. What are doing at my house and why is my mom getting naked infront of you?”
liam5794:Don’t remember seeing you here before. You the new golf ball dude? Nice. Yes, I know I’m underdressed for a golf course. Fuck no I’m not a member, my dad is. These people are rich assholes. Why don’t you hop on and we
For anyone up and in touch with their faith, if you pray, I’d appreciate more than anything if my family could be in your prayers today. My grandma had a heart attack last night and my parents are on their way to L.A. right now. My dad is going
goonergirly: simulacrum42: “On a scale of one to ten how fucked are you Daddy? And what can I get you to do just for a taste of my cunt?” I wonder if my dad would fuck me🤔
molotowcocktease: In case you were wondering how much I love Christmas ❤️ This is my first Christmas away from my family since I moved to America so my dad and I are just gonna be watching Harry Potter after I’m done taking pictures buried in Christmas
