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thenerdysubmissive: “See anything you like, Sir?”“Yeah, that mural looks pretty nice, I think our living room is missing something like this to help tie the whole room together”
drjezdzany: Stucky Sleeping Positions - 1. The “It’s-too-hot-for-anything-position” Many thanks to @viperbranium for helping me wrangle this series into it’s final order and to @misspaperjoker for suggesting things for the background (especially
givemeunicorns: I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head
fishalivecaps: Charlotte hadn’t been convinced when Allan suggested hypnosis as a way to help her get healthier. In fact, she had been more than a little suspicious of him. Obviously, she knew that he couldn’t make her do anything she didn’t want
tastefullyoffensive:“Greetings, humans. Anything we can help with?” (via hilarious.ted)
softerworld: A Softer World: 801 (the screaming and the vomiting help sell it.) I do this. … no offense or anything.
clearlyshamelessgalaxy: My wife fell asleep while watching TV without her bra on. I couldn’t help myself and I just had to play with her huge tits. I did get a bit too greedy and almost got caught part way through. She is OK with almost anything so
iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am,
arijandro: BAD NEWS IS you’ve been conditioned to expect being ignored and dismissed and reminded that you don’t really mean anything GOOD NEWS IS you’re surrounded by people who are more than willing to help you unlearn that
abercrombier: hello hi whats up so yeah these are some websites i use and they’re really really helpful and as of jan 1st. 2014, they alllll work!!!!! all of them are free, and somethings you could really use, please tell me if you need anything specific
gotham-never-sleeps: boys-and-suicide: This absolutely disgusts me beyond anything. NO ONE should ever be bullied based on their sexual preference. It is NOT a choice and bullying someone for something they can’t help is what’s wrong with today’s
headspace-hotel:USA Native Plant Resource Masterlist Because Google is totally useless and won’t help you with ANYTHING iNaturalist: Take photos of living things you see, post them, and the community will identify them for you. Data from iNaturalist
worthless-holes: forstorare: Maybe if you were good enough at sucking cock then we wouldn’t be here, baby, but you’re not, are you? You’re not good enough at anything at all, that’s why you need me to help you get better. This is all for your
anincestfamily: My daughter likes to come to my office sometimes after school. She pretends to be my “sexy secretary who will do anything to keep her job.”I can’t help but indulge her. I mean, could you say no to those eyes?
littlesubx: littletinkerbell: prurity: Daddy said we have to get all cleaned up for him tonight He’s taking us to see his gambling friends he said something about debts? And that w needed to help him. We’ll do anything for day, of course.
iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am,
not-thefunniestblog: “oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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my-lovely-little-micool: cake-full-of-fist: paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement.
captioned-vines: Worker: “ Can I help you find anything?”Customer: “ Yeah, I was looking for this book called, “Justice For Black People.”Worker: “Yeah, I don’t think we have that.”Customer: “Well, where can I find it?”Worker: “Not
haunted-jonny-hairflips: un-sheathed: cyberrghetto: it’s not cute on you guys stop embarrassing yourself Yikes Holy shit they have no idea how to anything ever forever omg help
jaynelovesdick: actually it was neither you know you were always a girl on the inside maybe it was the cock, maybe it was the clothes, who knows it could have been anything that helped you realize who you really are why be unsure cummit to being whom
sizzlingnutdream: She told you to pull out, told you she wasn’t on anything and couldn’t let her boyfriend find out, but as you were nearing orgasm you just couldn’t help but feel the need to breed this little slut. So you began thrusting harder
mddiaries:The clinical student on our team came up to me today and asked if there was anything he could help me with.
thenatsdorf: “Can I help you with anything?” [source]
sheisrecovering: 26 activities to help your mind, body and soul. some important facts to remember about self care:self care makes you more energetic and mentally present.you technically don’t have to do anything and it can still be an act of self care.
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: captianrogers: lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: … Oh Odin Help me D8 You know you loved it…. even if you did end up pregnant. You got me drunk…you knew I can’t take anything stronger then wine. YOU TRICKED ME!!
seducifer: wwincest: misha swearing is really hot ahHH help me Misha doing anything is really hot.
fuckingkisses: french: I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot I hate everyone but ill always help anyone I hate myself but
mangohawk: I’ve seen this post a thousand times and no one has mentioned that if you can’t see sign language is not going to help with anything
legnylonist: Anything I can help you with officers…?
sexualwoman1971: 2wiceasnice: sexualwoman1971: Mmmm Hey you sexy two @sexualwoman1971 & @horny1972….. you guys need some help?!?! A tongue? Anything else? … 2w👄 Oooo, @2wiceasnice that’s such a naughty offer….very very tempting…
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ilovetotour: “Shinigami, the original owners of the Death Note, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the deaths in the note.”
nuggetfucker98: I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK
force-sensitives: blazingmorningstar: When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld] I don’t know anything about Dark Souls, but let me tell you..this sure as fuck didn’t help me to understand
death2america:elliexer: officialchristmasfucker: rawpowerhouse: help My head is splitting in half turns out you can just say anything happy women’s history month
jackdaw-kraai:wembleyfragglesarchive:HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEOYou look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything
pyroklutz:soothifying-sounds-asmr: Please Help Me Describe This Sound so I can Accurately Caption It via hattiebag good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made
mrspider-deactivated20221213:mrspider-deactivated20221213:at work today i helped a guy who stopped mid order and said “ah i have to take my hat off im speaking to a pretty lady” and then when he finished i was like cool can i get anything else for
dudetube: It’s awesome that this post has got over 1,000 notes! There’s still time to contribute to Colby Keller’s COLBY DOES AMERICA campaign. He’s over halfway there so anything you can do to help would be appreciated.
boys-and-suicide:Schools: We take bullying very seriously Me: I’m being bullied Schools: Sorry we can’t do anything about it unless there is proof *kills self* Schools: This was so tragic and could have been prevented always reach out to us for help
I never ask you guys for anything but BRAZIL NEEDS YOUR HELP!!
unclefather: robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking
partition1947: pxlestine: Last message from this old man in Aleppo: ‘We don’t have anything left. Oh Arabs, where are you? We are being slaughtered. Save us.’ To everyone commenting on this video saying how they don’t feel like they can help,
shakugan: force-sensitives: blazingmorningstar: When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld] I don’t know anything about Dark Souls, but let me tell you..this sure as fuck didn’t help me to understand @morrigen Classic!
writing-prompt-s: Write anything as long as it ends with, “All hope is lost. It roams the countryside and claims more victims nightly. Do not send help. What have we done?”
gucciballs: wafflinator: pantaro: Here’s an article for context. I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY
b133d-4-u: thatpettyblackgirl: wow And he didn’t even go on some fantastic adventure with Nani or anything; he just stuck around through her lowest point in life because he wanted to be there for her and help her out. David is the real Disney Prince.
slimetony: Feel free to tell other people that you run slimetony. I wont do anything to help you back it up but youre totally welcome to just say youre me
capacity: Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out
kaijuno:Had aquarium gravel for dinner how are you guys doing Got a recipe? Im Planning to homestead at the bottom of the Marianas trench for a year, anything to help me live of the land would be great, I’ve heard iron sulfate can be made into a
ladynorbert:thecatwhowalksbyherself: I use this with my hospice patients a lot. Because “is there anything I can do to help?” rarely gets a response. But, “I’ll be here till 6:30 and would like to do one thing to make your room more comfortable
tinysissi3: sissybabytransvestitereedbarrow: blogwbass: sexynmarried: Cute mmmm yes More than anything else in the world, please help me. Yes
leeannemontgomery: slut-resort:@leeannemontgomery loves when she is asked to help with the accessories in the Cuckold Lounge If I’m anything @slut-resort, I’m a girl who likes a supporting role.
kims-fantasy: studybreak4amy: No…I am very sorry but he’s not in right now. Is there anything that I can help you with? I picked my husband’s assistant when I left working for him when we had our second child. She fucks him and my husband and
chastitylad: The boyfriend just woke up and decided he wanted a wank… Right next to me, whilst making me help! I was literally humping his leg, the air and anything else as he got closer and closer then shot all over me all as I throbbed in the CB
sizetheft: “You said you’d do anything to help me put on that muscle. I guess I don’t need you as a personal trainer anymore. Don’t worry you’ll be able to work that muscle back I’m sure. Just not so sure about that cock size”